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Re: The Elevator Game 2: Revenge Of The Chosen
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2018, 07:44:38 AM »
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You use a bicycle infused with the soul of your dead uncle (I see what you did there) to try and detect if there's a specific mineral causing Vermilion to be Vermillion. You find the mineral and separate it from Vermilion's arm. The mineral grows and becomes Vermillion. The evil clone chuckles and jumps into the elevator.

You use the bicycle to get Vermilion down. He sighs with relief and collapses from blood loss.

A. Bandage the nail wounds.
B. Rub your magic regerating legs against him and hope the healing magic spreads to him.
C. Drag Vermilion into the elevator (pick a button or random)
D. Read "Viridian x Reader" fanfiction on your phone so you can have incest with yourself.

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Re: The Elevator Game 2: Revenge Of The Chosen
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2018, 12:02:56 PM »
bumps are for the weak

B, if that doesn't work, then A.
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Re: The Elevator Game 2: Revenge Of The Chosen
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2018, 06:45:24 AM »
bumps are for the weak
Indeed.

You rub your magic regenerating legs onto him in hopes that the healing magic will spread.

"Viridian..." Vermilion says weakly. "What are you doing?"

You decide that this doesn't work, and go the old fashioned way: cleaning his wounds and very carefully placing bandages over them to stop the bleeding.

Now what?

A. Declare vengeance against whoever nailed Vermilion!
B. Drag Vermilion into the elevator (pick a button or "random")
C. Ask Vermilion where he wants to go.
D. Jump out the fucking window.

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please provide context
« Reply #23 on: October 9, 2018, 06:33:49 PM »
A, then C.
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Re: The Elevator Game 2: Revenge Of The Chosen
« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2018, 09:48:28 PM »
You decide to declare vengeance on whoever nailed Vermilion! Then you ask Vermilion where he wants to go.

"Oh, I don't know, a hospital maybe?" He says, staring at the pool of blood coming out of him as he lays on the floor.

A. Take him to the hospital.
B. Drag Vermilion into the elevator and look for a hospital.
C. Go find a hospital by yourself and come back for Vermilion later.
D. Lay down alongside him and make a snow angel, but in the blood.

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Re: The Elevator Game 2: Revenge Of The Chosen
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2018, 02:41:54 PM »
You waited around too long, and Vermilion died of blood loss.

A. Mourn his loss.
B. Drag his body into the elevator to find a place to bury it.
C. Go find a defibrillator and try to bring him back to life.
D. Stick the wooden cross down your throat so you can die and be with him.

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honestly I thought I did reply to this
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2018, 06:07:31 PM »
A, then E: Look for a checkpoint to revive Vermilion.

wow my profile/personal text kind of fits at this moment
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Re: The Elevator Game 2: Revenge Of The Chosen
« Reply #27 on: December 8, 2018, 03:14:23 PM »
wow my profile/personal text kind of fits at this moment
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you really screwed up this time viridian
It does, doesn't it?

You briefly mourn the loss of Vermilion, until you remember that you can just bring him to a checkpoint to revive him. At least, you hope you can. It's worth a shot.

You're not sure where you would find a checkpoint in The Tower. You can look for one in The Tower... or maybe it would be best to go to a dimension you're familiar with.

A. Leave Vermilion here until you find a checkpoint.
B. Drag Vermilion's body into the elevator and look for a checkpoint (pick a floor to search).
C. Leave The Tower and take Vermilion back to Dimension VVVVVV.
D. Go somewhere else (please specify).

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meh, the tower was boring anyway
« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2018, 05:27:05 PM »
C.
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Re: The Elevator Game 2: Revenge Of The Chosen
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2018, 05:45:26 PM »
You decide to leave The Tower and take Vermilion back to Dimension VVVVVV. Surely you should be able to find a checkpoint around here... right?

However, something unusual is happening since you've left. All of the checkpoints in the overworld are broken, the plating around the letter cracked and rusting. When you touch them, they don't light up and they don't save your progress. Something--or someone--has been wrecking them...

A. Run away! Not safe!
B. Look for working checkpoints elsewhere (the space station, the lab, the tower, etc.)
C. Try to fix a checkpoint.
D. Stand around doing nothing like a dumbass and see if anything happens while you wait.

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Re: The Elevator Game 2: Revenge Of The Chosen
« Reply #30 on: December 23, 2018, 01:52:28 PM »
C, then A if that fails.
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Re: The Elevator Game 2: Revenge Of The Chosen
« Reply #31 on: December 23, 2018, 05:56:59 PM »
You try to fix the checkpoint, but find you are unable to. You don't know the first thing about a checkpoint's engineering. Frankly, you never questioned how the things were made, or why there were so many of them convieniently placed about the dimension. They could be magic, or operate on a far stranger principle.

You decide it's not safe to stick around, and you take off running. Dragging Vermilion's dead body along, you end up back at the entrance of the Tower. You try to open the door, but it's locked. Not again!

A. Use Vermilion as a battering ram.
B. Kindly ask the door to unlock itself.
C. Angrily yeet Vermilion through the second-story window.
D. Walk around to the back entrance.

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Nobody ever picks D.
« Reply #32 on: December 24, 2018, 08:01:23 PM »
D.
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Re: The Elevator Game 2: Revenge Of The Chosen
« Reply #33 on: December 24, 2018, 11:04:06 PM »
You walk around to the back entrance of Tower. You turn the knob...

...and it's locked as well! What are you going to do now?

A. Try the front door again.
B. Run over to the adjacent tower.
C. Jump off a cliff.
D. Find a nearby steamroller, flatten your body, and slip under the door.

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wait wait we didn't bring vermilion with us to the back entrance
« Reply #34 on: December 28, 2018, 08:23:53 PM »
A.
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Re: The Elevator Game 2: Revenge Of The Chosen
« Reply #35 on: December 28, 2018, 10:47:17 PM »
You run back over to the front entrance. Vermilion's body is gone, and a shimmery red blob is now floating in the air.

"Now, Viridian, don't be scared. It's only me. I'm a ghost now, and I saw some hooded figure drag my body into the building. We have to get it back!"

You find that the front doors are now unlocked.

A. Go inside.
B. Take the back entrance anyway.
C. "Any idea who wanted your body?"
D. "Hold up... You died a long time ago. Why did you only become a ghost just now?"

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Re: The Elevator Game 2: Revenge Of The Chosen
« Reply #36 on: December 29, 2018, 04:23:24 PM »
D, then C, then A.
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Re: The Elevator Game 2: Revenge Of The Chosen
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2018, 10:14:48 AM »
"Hold up... You died a long time ago. Why did you only become a ghost just now?"

"Err... Honestly, I don't know. I died, of course, or I wouldn't be a ghost right now, but I can't remember the exact circumstances under which I died."

You decide not to fill him in. Death by crucifix is pretty traumatizing, and you need Vermilion stable.

"Any idea who wanted your body?"

"None at all. Do you?"

That evil clone Vermillion comes to mind. He might have been the one that nailed Vermilion up in the first place, and right now, he was your only suspect.

You walk inside The Tower. While you were talking to Vermilion, he got away. However, there's a set of muddy footprints leading into the elevator, and a speck of blood on the 4th elevator button.

A. Go to floor 4.
B. Make a plan first, then A.
C. Send Vermilion up to scout ahead.
D. Use crazy logic to figure out this mystery.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2018, 10:17:24 AM by M3TR0 »

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Re: The Elevator Game 2: Revenge Of The Chosen
« Reply #38 on: January 4, 2019, 01:21:10 PM »
E: Out of nowhere, realize that "I guess this fight is almost skeleDONE" is a better pun then "I guess this fight is almost BONE".

Then B: A really cool plan.
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Re: The Elevator Game 2: Revenge Of The Chosen
« Reply #39 on: January 6, 2019, 09:17:40 AM »
E: Out of nowhere, realize that "I guess this fight is almost skeleDONE" is a better pun then "I guess this fight is almost BONE".
that was a long time ago okay
even i hated that one

Then B: A really cool plan.
You decide to make a plan first. A really cool plan.
1: Enter the elevator.
2: Go to floor 4
3: Fight the guy.
4: Profit.
This plan is so simple that it cannot possibly fail. Can it?

You push the button for floor 4. The doors close and you begin to go up.

"Uhh, Viridian?" Vermilion asked. "I'm having a few doubts about your plan."

A. Don't listen to him. This plan is great!
B. Time for a new plan...
C. Screw it. No plan. Figure out what to do the moment you're in danger.
D. Ask Vermilion what you should do.
« Last Edit: January 6, 2019, 09:20:18 AM by M3TR0 »