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Arvis

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #40 on: August 19, 2014, 04:49:20 PM »
You get blood.

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« Reply #41 on: August 19, 2014, 05:27:34 PM »
you get corn powder.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #42 on: August 21, 2014, 01:41:03 PM »
You get a nail gun.

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12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive


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you broke it
« Reply #43 on: August 21, 2014, 03:46:17 PM »
you get a sign that says to stop breaking the universe
unfortunately
the universe is broken thanks





















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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #44 on: August 22, 2014, 04:29:00 AM »
It shoots out a razor blade that cuts you because they were STOLEN trinkets.

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12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive


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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #45 on: August 22, 2014, 09:31:12 AM »
You get  :twisted: :handmoneyR:

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get :twisted:
« Reply #46 on: August 22, 2014, 03:37:19 PM »
You get :twisted::handmoneyR:

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you get :twisted:. as in, actually twisted.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #47 on: August 23, 2014, 04:42:41 PM »
You get yourself.

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penis gun
12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive


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its insides tend to fall out anyways
« Reply #48 on: August 23, 2014, 05:48:24 PM »
you get a mutilated pikachu, and three seconds later after it gets dispensed its insides fall out.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #49 on: August 24, 2014, 05:40:27 AM »
You get words that knock you out because of their numbers.

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penis gun
12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive


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the s is multiplied because it's minecraft
« Reply #50 on: August 24, 2014, 11:01:38 AM »
you get irrelevant fruit.

i insert more ssssssmilies.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #51 on: August 28, 2014, 04:12:46 AM »
You get the exact same smilies with a 1 pixel difference per smiley.

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penis gun
12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive


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stop breaking physics
« Reply #52 on: August 28, 2014, 04:10:55 PM »
you broke physics again.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #53 on: August 29, 2014, 04:18:51 AM »
You get the moon.

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penis gun
12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive


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cloudflare is something awful
« Reply #54 on: August 29, 2014, 06:41:37 PM »
you get something awful.

i insert cloudflare.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #55 on: August 30, 2014, 04:37:51 AM »
You get bombarded by so many things that use cloudfare that your computer crashes and gets all of its files corrupted somehow

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penis gun
12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive


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no non-space intended
« Reply #56 on: August 30, 2014, 11:00:38 AM »
you get a cart man.

i insert a sign.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #57 on: August 31, 2014, 05:50:57 AM »
You get hit in the face by words.

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penis gun
12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive


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they're badly mutilated
« Reply #58 on: August 31, 2014, 12:16:34 PM »
(into each other or not)

you get mashed bodies.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #59 on: September 1, 2014, 04:18:52 AM »
You get a bloody mask.

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penis gun
12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive