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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2013, 08:58:51 AM »
you get a volcano

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2013, 02:03:39 PM »
You get a hint coin
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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2013, 08:08:05 AM »
You get coffee
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12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
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i seriously don't know what you're referring to by 'masamune'
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2014, 08:24:38 PM »
you get some ancient japanese guy

i insert ven

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2014, 05:07:25 AM »
You get fake money.

I insert a shitty unlicensed game.
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12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive


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you get
« Reply #25 on: August 6, 2014, 02:34:46 PM »
you get velocibox.

i insert less money than before.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #26 on: August 8, 2014, 04:28:35 PM »
you get less candy than before.
i insert my computer.

also, yay this thread is revived!
i want to put something new here

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KILL THE TRINKETS / KILL THEM ALL
« Reply #27 on: August 8, 2014, 04:29:07 PM »
you get a broken internet connection.

i insert a bunch of trinkets.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #28 on: August 8, 2014, 06:56:46 PM »
You get a trollface.

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penis gun
12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive


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« Reply #29 on: August 8, 2014, 08:30:59 PM »
you get a magikarp. a useless magikarp.

i insert viridian's head that was sliced off his body.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #30 on: August 11, 2014, 04:25:11 AM »
You get an INVISIBLE GUN that shoots you in the face .1 second after it comes out.

I insert air, as in, nothing.
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penis gun
12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive


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« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2014, 05:42:49 AM »
you get air, as in, nothing.

i insert miles's missing fingers.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2014, 04:24:24 AM »
You get them back, but with venom, blood, and piss all mixed into one on them.

I insert a Zigzagoon
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penis gun
12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive


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« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2014, 01:56:50 PM »
you get a racoon.

i insert viridian's head that i cut off by myself waitithinkimlosingmysanityohno

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2014, 04:07:06 PM »
You get a gun that kills you.

I insert myself.
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penis gun
12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive


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wait who the fuck is this
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2014, 05:39:45 PM »
you get a fire emblem wait who the fuck is this

i insert an angry violet :violet:

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #36 on: August 16, 2014, 04:14:37 PM »
You get   :cviolet:'s CORPSE

I insert nynyn
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penis gun
12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive


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it's from that game
« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2014, 01:12:19 AM »
you get the architect.

i insert arvis.

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Re: The Vending Machine Game
« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2014, 01:59:48 PM »
You get me. With a gun.

I insert everything in existence ever.
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penis gun
12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive


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« Reply #39 on: August 19, 2014, 03:33:50 PM »
how the fuck you do insert every single part of some thing into itself (emphasis on "every single part" of some thing)

uh

you get i don't fucking know

i cut off violet's head and insert it.