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25 word story [detective edition]
« on: September 2, 2017, 09:40:09 PM »
like the 5 word story except you get 25 words and we'll be writing a detective story i guess??? your entry or whatever should give the next person some leeway for their entry and stuff, so try to end on an incomplete sentence
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It was an average day for Tom at Toaster and Apocalypse Co. Detective Offices. Business as usual, nothing strange. That is, until a tall man
   

   

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« Reply #1 on: September 3, 2017, 04:22:39 AM »
It was an average day for Tom at Toaster and Apocalypse Co. Detective Offices. Business as usual, nothing strange. That is, until a tall man (+) killed tos tur for making the shitty level known as Dimension Switchback so he wouldn’t have to do it. Good for him, also this thing

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Re: 25 word story [detective edition]
« Reply #2 on: September 3, 2017, 06:16:00 AM »
It was an average day for Tom at Toaster and Apocalypse Co. Detective Offices. Business as usual, nothing strange. That is, until a tall man (+) killed tos tur for making the shitty level known as Dimension Switchback so he wouldn’t have to do it. Good for him, also this thing (+) is gonna get fucked up by people who don't care about the 25 word thing. Anyways, Tom didn't really care as he had no idea
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« Reply #3 on: September 3, 2017, 10:58:30 AM »
It was an average day for Tom at Toaster and Apocalypse Co. Detective Offices. Business as usual, nothing strange. That is, until a tall man (+) killed tos tur for making the shitty level known as Dimension Switchback so he wouldn’t have to do it. Good for him, also this thing (+) is gonna get fucked up by people who don't care about the 25 word thing. Anyways, Tom didn't really care as he had no idea (+) who tos tur even was. Suddenly, the exact same tall man who killed tos tur entered his office! The tall man said, "Tom, you are
   

   

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Don’t want to count 25 words either, and word count software is unreliable.
« Reply #4 on: September 3, 2017, 01:43:06 PM »
It was an average day for Tom at Toaster and Apocalypse Co. Detective Offices. Business as usual, nothing strange. That is, until a tall man (+) killed tos tur for making the shitty level known as Dimension Switchback so he wouldn’t have to do it. Good for him, also this thing (+) is gonna get fucked up by people who don't care about the 25 word thing. Anyways, Tom didn't really care as he had no idea (+) who tos tur even was. Suddenly, the exact same tall man who killed tos tur entered his office! The tall man said, "Tom, you are (+) a pedant and a retard. I hope you burn in hell, you bastard of an orphan! Or I mean, orphan of a bastar—how should I put the words in order? Anyways,

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thats more than 25 words at least, but oh well
« Reply #5 on: September 3, 2017, 09:41:02 PM »
It was an average day for Tom at Toaster and Apocalypse Co. Detective Offices. Business as usual, nothing strange. That is, until a tall man (+) killed tos tur for making the shitty level known as Dimension Switchback so he wouldn’t have to do it. Good for him, also this thing (+) is gonna get fucked up by people who don't care about the 25 word thing. Anyways, Tom didn't really care as he had no idea (+) who tos tur even was. Suddenly, the exact same tall man who killed tos tur entered his office! The tall man said, "Tom, you are (+) a pedant and a retard. I hope you burn in hell, you bastard of an orphan! Or I mean, orphan of a bastar—how should I put the words in order? Anyways, (+) the point is, I hope you fucking die." Tom was extremely disturbed by the man's words, showing as he had randomly showed up in his
   

   

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Reciting these lyrics from memory, of course. Could be wrong.
« Reply #6 on: September 4, 2017, 09:53:45 AM »
It was an average day for Tom at Toaster and Apocalypse Co. Detective Offices. Business as usual, nothing strange. That is, until a tall man (+) killed tos tur for making the shitty level known as Dimension Switchback so he wouldn’t have to do it. Good for him, also this thing (+) is gonna get fucked up by people who don't care about the 25 word thing. Anyways, Tom didn't really care as he had no idea (+) who tos tur even was. Suddenly, the exact same tall man who killed tos tur entered his office! The tall man said, "Tom, you are (+) a pedant and a retard. I hope you burn in hell, you bastard of an orphan! Or I mean, orphan of a bastar—how should I put the words in order? Anyways, (+) the point is, I hope you fucking die." Tom was extremely disturbed by the man's words, showing as he had randomly showed up in his (+) shed and wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an L on her forehead.

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Re: 25 word story [detective edition]
« Reply #7 on: September 4, 2017, 10:47:06 AM »
It was an average day for Tom at Toaster and Apocalypse Co. Detective Offices. Business as usual, nothing strange. That is, until a tall man (+) killed tos tur for making the shitty level known as Dimension Switchback so he wouldn’t have to do it. Good for him, also this thing (+) is gonna get fucked up by people who don't care about the 25 word thing. Anyways, Tom didn't really care as he had no idea (+) who tos tur even was. Suddenly, the exact same tall man who killed tos tur entered his office! The tall man said, "Tom, you are (+) a pedant and a retard. I hope you burn in hell, you bastard of an orphan! Or I mean, orphan of a bastar—how should I put the words in order? Anyways, (+) the point is, I hope you fucking die." Tom was extremely disturbed by the man's words, showing as he had randomly showed up in his (+) shed and wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an L on her forehead. (+) Well, the years start coming and they dont stop coming, head to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to
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Re: 25 word story [detective edition]
« Reply #8 on: September 4, 2017, 11:46:49 AM »
It was an average day for Tom at Toaster and Apocalypse Co. Detective Offices. Business as usual, nothing strange. That is, until a tall man (+) killed tos tur for making the shitty level known as Dimension Switchback so he wouldn’t have to do it. Good for him, also this thing (+) is gonna get fucked up by people who don't care about the 25 word thing. Anyways, Tom didn't really care as he had no idea (+) who tos tur even was. Suddenly, the exact same tall man who killed tos tur entered his office! The tall man said, "Tom, you are (+) a pedant and a retard. I hope you burn in hell, you bastard of an orphan! Or I mean, orphan of a bastar—how should I put the words in order? Anyways, (+) the point is, I hope you fucking die." Tom was extremely disturbed by the man's words, showing as he had randomly showed up in his (+) shed and wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an L on her forehead. (+) Well, the years start coming and they dont stop coming, head to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to (+) cry and jump out the window still crying like a piece of bacon, while shouting seven at the top of your lungs and vomiting.
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Re: 25 word story [detective edition]
« Reply #9 on: September 4, 2017, 11:48:56 AM »
It was an average day for Tom at Toaster and Apocalypse Co. Detective Offices. Business as usual, nothing strange. That is, until a tall man (+) killed tos tur for making the shitty level known as Dimension Switchback so he wouldn’t have to do it. Good for him, also this thing (+) is gonna get fucked up by people who don't care about the 25 word thing. Anyways, Tom didn't really care as he had no idea (+) who tos tur even was. Suddenly, the exact same tall man who killed tos tur entered his office! The tall man said, "Tom, you are (+) a pedant and a retard. I hope you burn in hell, you bastard of an orphan! Or I mean, orphan of a bastar—how should I put the words in order? Anyways, (+) the point is, I hope you fucking die." Tom was extremely disturbed by the man's words, showing as he had randomly showed up in his (+) shed and wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an L on her forehead. (+) Well, the years start coming and they dont stop coming, head to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to (+) cry and jump out the window still crying like a piece of bacon, while shouting seven at the top of your lungs and vomiting. (+) Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do so much to see so what's wrong with taking the back street?
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« Reply #10 on: September 4, 2017, 11:53:37 AM »
It was an average day for Tom at Toaster and Apocalypse Co. Detective Offices. Business as usual, nothing strange. That is, until a tall man (+) killed tos tur for making the shitty level known as Dimension Switchback so he wouldn’t have to do it. Good for him, also this thing (+) is gonna get fucked up by people who don't care about the 25 word thing. Anyways, Tom didn't really care as he had no idea (+) who tos tur even was. Suddenly, the exact same tall man who killed tos tur entered his office! The tall man said, "Tom, you are (+) a pedant and a retard. I hope you burn in hell, you bastard of an orphan! Or I mean, orphan of a bastar—how should I put the words in order? Anyways, (+) the point is, I hope you fucking die." Tom was extremely disturbed by the man's words, showing as he had randomly showed up in his (+) shed and wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an L on her forehead. (+) Well, the years start coming and they dont stop coming, head to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to (+) cry and jump out the window still crying like a piece of bacon, while shouting seven at the top of your lungs and vomiting. (+) Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do so much to see so what's wrong with taking the back street? (+) Tom didn't understand why the man suddenly began to recite song lyrics to him. He told the man to fuck off and get out of
   

   

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« Reply #11 on: September 4, 2017, 12:26:22 PM »
It was an average day for Tom at Toaster and Apocalypse Co. Detective Offices. Business as usual, nothing strange. That is, until a tall man (+) killed tos tur for making the shitty level known as Dimension Switchback so he wouldn’t have to do it. Good for him, also this thing (+) is gonna get fucked up by people who don't care about the 25 word thing. Anyways, Tom didn't really care as he had no idea (+) who tos tur even was. Suddenly, the exact same tall man who killed tos tur entered his office! The tall man said, "Tom, you are (+) a pedant and a retard. I hope you burn in hell, you bastard of an orphan! Or I mean, orphan of a bastar—how should I put the words in order? Anyways, (+) the point is, I hope you fucking die." Tom was extremely disturbed by the man's words, showing as he had randomly showed up in his (+) shed and wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an L on her forehead. (+) Well, the years start coming and they dont stop coming, head to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to (+) cry and jump out the window still crying like a piece of bacon, while shouting seven at the top of your lungs and vomiting. (+) Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do so much to see so what's wrong with taking the back street? (+) Tom didn't understand why the man suddenly began to recite song lyrics to him. He told the man to fuck off and get out of (+) his life. He never went, so he won't know. He'll never shine so he won't glow. Hey now, you're an all star, get your game
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« Reply #12 on: September 4, 2017, 03:43:41 PM »
It was an average day for Tom at Toaster and Apocalypse Co. Detective Offices. Business as usual, nothing strange. That is, until a tall man (+) killed tos tur for making the shitty level known as Dimension Switchback so he wouldn’t have to do it. Good for him, also this thing (+) is gonna get fucked up by people who don't care about the 25 word thing. Anyways, Tom didn't really care as he had no idea (+) who tos tur even was. Suddenly, the exact same tall man who killed tos tur entered his office! The tall man said, "Tom, you are (+) a pedant and a retard. I hope you burn in hell, you bastard of an orphan! Or I mean, orphan of a bastar—how should I put the words in order? Anyways, (+) the point is, I hope you fucking die." Tom was extremely disturbed by the man's words, showing as he had randomly showed up in his (+) shed and wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an L on her forehead. (+) Well, the years start coming and they dont stop coming, head to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to (+) cry and jump out the window still crying like a piece of bacon, while shouting seven at the top of your lungs and vomiting. (+) Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do so much to see so what's wrong with taking the back street? (+) Tom didn't understand why the man suddenly began to recite song lyrics to him. He told the man to fuck off and get out of (+) his life. He never went, so he won't know. He'll never shine so he won't glow. Hey now, you're an all star, get your game (+) on, go, play, hey now, you’re an all star, get your game on, go play, all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the

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Re: 25 word story [detective edition]
« Reply #13 on: September 4, 2017, 11:56:29 PM »
It was an average day for Tom at Toaster and Apocalypse Co. Detective Offices. Business as usual, nothing strange. That is, until a tall man (+) killed tos tur for making the shitty level known as Dimension Switchback so he wouldn’t have to do it. Good for him, also this thing (+) is gonna get fucked up by people who don't care about the 25 word thing. Anyways, Tom didn't really care as he had no idea (+) who tos tur even was. Suddenly, the exact same tall man who killed tos tur entered his office! The tall man said, "Tom, you are (+) a pedant and a retard. I hope you burn in hell, you bastard of an orphan! Or I mean, orphan of a bastar—how should I put the words in order? Anyways, (+) the point is, I hope you fucking die." Tom was extremely disturbed by the man's words, showing as he had randomly showed up in his (+) shed and wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an L on her forehead. (+) Well, the years start coming and they dont stop coming, head to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to (+) cry and jump out the window still crying like a piece of bacon, while shouting seven at the top of your lungs and vomiting. (+) Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do so much to see so what's wrong with taking the back street? (+) Tom didn't understand why the man suddenly began to recite song lyrics to him. He told the man to fuck off and get out of (+) his life. He never went, so he won't know. He'll never shine so he won't glow. Hey now, you're an all star, get your game (+) on, go, play, hey now, you’re an all star, get your game on, go play, all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the (+) mold.
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Re: 25 word story [detective edition]
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2017, 08:30:29 AM »
It was an average day for Tom at Toaster and Apocalypse Co. Detective Offices. Business as usual, nothing strange. That is, until a tall man (+) killed tos tur for making the shitty level known as Dimension Switchback so he wouldn’t have to do it. Good for him, also this thing (+) is gonna get fucked up by people who don't care about the 25 word thing. Anyways, Tom didn't really care as he had no idea (+) who tos tur even was. Suddenly, the exact same tall man who killed tos tur entered his office! The tall man said, "Tom, you are (+) a pedant and a retard. I hope you burn in hell, you bastard of an orphan! Or I mean, orphan of a bastar—how should I put the words in order? Anyways, (+) the point is, I hope you fucking die." Tom was extremely disturbed by the man's words, showing as he had randomly showed up in his (+) shed and wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an L on her forehead. (+) Well, the years start coming and they dont stop coming, head to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to (+) cry and jump out the window still crying like a piece of bacon, while shouting seven at the top of your lungs and vomiting. (+) Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do so much to see so what's wrong with taking the back street? (+) Tom didn't understand why the man suddenly began to recite song lyrics to him. He told the man to fuck off and get out of (+) his life. He never went, so he won't know. He'll never shine so he won't glow. Hey now, you're an all star, get your game (+) on, go, play, hey now, you’re an all star, get your game on, go play, all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the (+) mold.
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