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No no sarcasm.
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2017, 05:04:10 PM »
That’s a really original joke you got there!

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« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2017, 05:56:55 PM »
No, just post it again. No one will notice. See, even I’m doing it right now.
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I’ll take your word for it, Shiny.
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2017, 07:18:20 PM »
No, just post it again. No one will notice. See, even I’m doing it right now.
buy a sandwich
haha yes quoting someone's post with zero additional value is the same thing as repeating something that you said yourself already verbatim
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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2017, 07:01:08 AM »
I'd buy 1 slice of ham.
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Yep.
« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2017, 08:49:34 AM »
I'd buy 1 slice of ham.
And then I’d buy a meat grinder to undo that.

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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #25 on: August 19, 2017, 11:02:26 AM »
i'd buy a meat grinder grinder and another slice of ham.
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This is getting meta.
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2017, 08:03:22 AM »
What does a meat grinder grinder look like?

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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2017, 02:31:44 AM »
it grinds meat grinders.
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I’ll grind your gears.
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2017, 06:58:07 AM »
it grinds meat grinders.
I didn’t ask what it does, I asked what it looks like. How do you even make a meat-grinder grinder anyway?

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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2018, 09:43:11 PM »
I'll buy a car, house, food, dog, fish and lottery ticket again. ;)

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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2018, 08:06:57 AM »
10000 V-Bucks I would buy a new computer.

(4 core processor, awesome graphics card, Apple Mac, giant screen, 4 GB RAM, all the good stuff.)

I'd also take mental health lessons.
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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2018, 06:11:14 PM »
I'll buy a car, house, food, dog, fish and lottery ticket again. ;)
Wise.

I'd also take mental health lessons.
That's also wise.

I, myself, would keep the money for several years until it gains interest.
In the meantime, I would buy another lottery ticket (preferably a cheap one, because who wins the lottery twice? still, i'd try.)

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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2018, 07:13:59 PM »
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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2018, 07:58:21 PM »
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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #34 on: July 20, 2018, 10:55:53 AM »
so much fucking alcohol
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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2018, 04:50:16 AM »
How about the Playboy Mansion? Does that count?

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Re: If you what the lottery, won would you buy first?
« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2018, 03:01:45 PM »
i would buy the rights to the minions franchise and then destroy it

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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2018, 11:58:42 PM »
i would buy the rights to the minions franchise and then destroy it
Relatable.
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