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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2013, 06:26:28 PM »
hey it was on my clipboard
huh

i rarely play gd anyway but who cares
ill put my profile down there
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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2013, 06:28:21 PM »
Don't post that stuff. Period.

Chatlogs
new language
14:32:35 - (Doormat) - WAXFJFEJ
14:32:43 - Toaster1: AYGDHYASDGY
14:32:51 - (Doormat) - FJGIJJRRKEE
14:33:07 - Toaster1: ATDASGY
14:33:07 - Dav999: Hello...?
14:33:09 - (Doormat) - hi
14:33:20 - Toaster1: we're creating a new language over here
14:33:23 - Toaster1: we call it welsh v2
computer invitation
15:00:51 - (Doormat) - and the best one:
15:01:01 - (Doormat) - "Charles Babbage invited the computer"

(image courtesy of Dav)
meen je dit
17:15:21 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
17:15:28 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
17:15:31 - Dav999: (that was a bot paused message)
17:15:34 - InfoTeddy: o
17:15:50 - Dav999: What CAN you do right, DavBot
17:15:56 - DavB ::  Yes?
17:16:05 - Dav999: IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
=patches
17:31:22 - InfoTeddy: =hatches
17:31:26 - DavB ::  "hatches" is not the word! 1 attempts left. _ a t c h e s   (Used: ABCDEFGHINOST)
17:31:28 - InfoTeddy: shit
17:31:32 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:32 - (Format) - ẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞ
17:31:35 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:31:40 - Dav999: DavBot Flockmod stop freezing
17:31:42 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:43 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:46 - InfoTeddy: =LATCHES
17:31:46 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:51 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:52 - InfoTeddy: =shut the fuck up
17:31:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:00 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:02 - (Format) - #teamlatches
17:32:05 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:06 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:09 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:10 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:11 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:13 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:15 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:20 - Dav999: Flockmod's not responding
17:32:25 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:26 - Lazarus_Gaming: the great =latches/=patches war of 2016
17:32:27 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:27 - Dav999: And DavBot still keeps poking it
17:32:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:31 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:34 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:36 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:37 - Dav999: Stop
17:32:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:38 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:43 - Dav999: I'll say when it unfreezes
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Dav999: I said stop
17:32:49 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:50 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:52 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:52 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:55 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:55 - Dav999: Guys
17:32:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:00 - Toaster: what if its matches????
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:02 - InfoTeddy: Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:33:03 - InfoTeddy: xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
17:33:14 - InfoTeddy: also no one cares toaster
17:33:17 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:19 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:22 - (Format) - #teammatches
17:33:23 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:25 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:27 - Dav999: I was gonna wait a little bit more but too bad, you ran out of Format's patience
17:33:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:36 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has left the room
17:33:36 - EVENT :: InfoTeddy has been kicked by Format
17:33:40 - (Format) - there
17:33:44 - Dav999: ...ok that
17:33:46 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:53 - (Format) - dont say it
17:34:02 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has entered the room
17:34:04 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:34:10 - Dav999: inb4 kick
17:34:11 - (Format) - infoteddy do you wanna be kicked
17:34:15 - Lazarus_Gaming: inb4 kick
17:34:16 - InfoTeddy: 14:33:01 - (InfoTeddy) - Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:34:24 - (Format) - no excuse
17:34:33 - InfoTeddy: then take that as a no xd
17:34:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patch infoteddy out of the drawing room (inb4 ban)
17:34:47 - InfoTeddy: I don't have a problem with multiple flockmod tabs
17:34:53 - (Format) - that was a really bad stretch laz
17:35:07 - Dav999: Ok all I needed to do was pause DavBot so it'd stop poking that flockmod window
17:35:18 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:23 - Dav999: But now DavBot is paused
17:35:31 - InfoTeddy: kekkk
17:35:31 - Lazarus_Gaming: im gonna go set my ipad to autocorrect patch to =patch
17:35:43 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
17:35:46 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:54 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:35:57 - DavB ::  "patches" is not the word! Game over. The word was: matches
17:36:00 - (Format) - TOASTER
17:36:02 - (Format) - WAS RIGHT
17:36:03 - Dav999: Toaster was right
17:36:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: F UCK
17:36:10 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
thoughtful discussion
20:28:01 - (Format) - wait WAIT
20:28:10 - (Format) - if a person can be claustrophobic
20:28:36 - (Format) - then can another be a claustrophile
20:28:49 - InfoTeddy: yes
[...]
20:31:49 - Dav999: I'm now imagining people going into their toilet or cupboard or whatever, closing the door, looking around touching all the sides, and fapping to the smallness of the space they're in
20:32:11 - InfoTeddy: very immature

12:43:57 - TSC: oh wait that explosion is a dancing woman
12:44:11 - (Format) - im so taking that out of context

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2013, 06:32:18 PM »

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huh

i rarely play gd anyway but who cares
ill put my profile down there
vvvvvv


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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #43 on: May 21, 2013, 05:18:06 AM »
:coffee-toast:

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #44 on: May 21, 2013, 03:48:59 PM »
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That is still on my clipboard

Chatlogs
new language
14:32:35 - (Doormat) - WAXFJFEJ
14:32:43 - Toaster1: AYGDHYASDGY
14:32:51 - (Doormat) - FJGIJJRRKEE
14:33:07 - Toaster1: ATDASGY
14:33:07 - Dav999: Hello...?
14:33:09 - (Doormat) - hi
14:33:20 - Toaster1: we're creating a new language over here
14:33:23 - Toaster1: we call it welsh v2
computer invitation
15:00:51 - (Doormat) - and the best one:
15:01:01 - (Doormat) - "Charles Babbage invited the computer"

(image courtesy of Dav)
meen je dit
17:15:21 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
17:15:28 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
17:15:31 - Dav999: (that was a bot paused message)
17:15:34 - InfoTeddy: o
17:15:50 - Dav999: What CAN you do right, DavBot
17:15:56 - DavB ::  Yes?
17:16:05 - Dav999: IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
=patches
17:31:22 - InfoTeddy: =hatches
17:31:26 - DavB ::  "hatches" is not the word! 1 attempts left. _ a t c h e s   (Used: ABCDEFGHINOST)
17:31:28 - InfoTeddy: shit
17:31:32 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:32 - (Format) - ẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞ
17:31:35 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:31:40 - Dav999: DavBot Flockmod stop freezing
17:31:42 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:43 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:46 - InfoTeddy: =LATCHES
17:31:46 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:51 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:52 - InfoTeddy: =shut the fuck up
17:31:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:00 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:02 - (Format) - #teamlatches
17:32:05 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:06 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:09 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:10 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:11 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:13 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:15 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:20 - Dav999: Flockmod's not responding
17:32:25 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:26 - Lazarus_Gaming: the great =latches/=patches war of 2016
17:32:27 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:27 - Dav999: And DavBot still keeps poking it
17:32:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:31 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:34 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:36 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:37 - Dav999: Stop
17:32:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:38 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:43 - Dav999: I'll say when it unfreezes
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Dav999: I said stop
17:32:49 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:50 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:52 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:52 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:55 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:55 - Dav999: Guys
17:32:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:00 - Toaster: what if its matches????
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:02 - InfoTeddy: Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:33:03 - InfoTeddy: xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
17:33:14 - InfoTeddy: also no one cares toaster
17:33:17 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:19 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:22 - (Format) - #teammatches
17:33:23 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:25 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:27 - Dav999: I was gonna wait a little bit more but too bad, you ran out of Format's patience
17:33:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:36 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has left the room
17:33:36 - EVENT :: InfoTeddy has been kicked by Format
17:33:40 - (Format) - there
17:33:44 - Dav999: ...ok that
17:33:46 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:53 - (Format) - dont say it
17:34:02 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has entered the room
17:34:04 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:34:10 - Dav999: inb4 kick
17:34:11 - (Format) - infoteddy do you wanna be kicked
17:34:15 - Lazarus_Gaming: inb4 kick
17:34:16 - InfoTeddy: 14:33:01 - (InfoTeddy) - Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:34:24 - (Format) - no excuse
17:34:33 - InfoTeddy: then take that as a no xd
17:34:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patch infoteddy out of the drawing room (inb4 ban)
17:34:47 - InfoTeddy: I don't have a problem with multiple flockmod tabs
17:34:53 - (Format) - that was a really bad stretch laz
17:35:07 - Dav999: Ok all I needed to do was pause DavBot so it'd stop poking that flockmod window
17:35:18 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:23 - Dav999: But now DavBot is paused
17:35:31 - InfoTeddy: kekkk
17:35:31 - Lazarus_Gaming: im gonna go set my ipad to autocorrect patch to =patch
17:35:43 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
17:35:46 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:54 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:35:57 - DavB ::  "patches" is not the word! Game over. The word was: matches
17:36:00 - (Format) - TOASTER
17:36:02 - (Format) - WAS RIGHT
17:36:03 - Dav999: Toaster was right
17:36:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: F UCK
17:36:10 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
thoughtful discussion
20:28:01 - (Format) - wait WAIT
20:28:10 - (Format) - if a person can be claustrophobic
20:28:36 - (Format) - then can another be a claustrophile
20:28:49 - InfoTeddy: yes
[...]
20:31:49 - Dav999: I'm now imagining people going into their toilet or cupboard or whatever, closing the door, looking around touching all the sides, and fapping to the smallness of the space they're in
20:32:11 - InfoTeddy: very immature

12:43:57 - TSC: oh wait that explosion is a dancing woman
12:44:11 - (Format) - im so taking that out of context

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #45 on: May 24, 2013, 06:02:56 AM »

I was screwing around in GameMaker last night. This will be the final title screen:


Chatlogs
new language
14:32:35 - (Doormat) - WAXFJFEJ
14:32:43 - Toaster1: AYGDHYASDGY
14:32:51 - (Doormat) - FJGIJJRRKEE
14:33:07 - Toaster1: ATDASGY
14:33:07 - Dav999: Hello...?
14:33:09 - (Doormat) - hi
14:33:20 - Toaster1: we're creating a new language over here
14:33:23 - Toaster1: we call it welsh v2
computer invitation
15:00:51 - (Doormat) - and the best one:
15:01:01 - (Doormat) - "Charles Babbage invited the computer"

(image courtesy of Dav)
meen je dit
17:15:21 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
17:15:28 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
17:15:31 - Dav999: (that was a bot paused message)
17:15:34 - InfoTeddy: o
17:15:50 - Dav999: What CAN you do right, DavBot
17:15:56 - DavB ::  Yes?
17:16:05 - Dav999: IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
=patches
17:31:22 - InfoTeddy: =hatches
17:31:26 - DavB ::  "hatches" is not the word! 1 attempts left. _ a t c h e s   (Used: ABCDEFGHINOST)
17:31:28 - InfoTeddy: shit
17:31:32 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:32 - (Format) - ẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞ
17:31:35 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:31:40 - Dav999: DavBot Flockmod stop freezing
17:31:42 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:43 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:46 - InfoTeddy: =LATCHES
17:31:46 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:51 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:52 - InfoTeddy: =shut the fuck up
17:31:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:00 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:02 - (Format) - #teamlatches
17:32:05 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:06 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:09 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:10 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:11 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:13 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:15 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:20 - Dav999: Flockmod's not responding
17:32:25 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:26 - Lazarus_Gaming: the great =latches/=patches war of 2016
17:32:27 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:27 - Dav999: And DavBot still keeps poking it
17:32:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:31 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:34 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:36 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:37 - Dav999: Stop
17:32:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:38 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:43 - Dav999: I'll say when it unfreezes
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Dav999: I said stop
17:32:49 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:50 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:52 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:52 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:55 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:55 - Dav999: Guys
17:32:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:00 - Toaster: what if its matches????
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:02 - InfoTeddy: Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:33:03 - InfoTeddy: xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
17:33:14 - InfoTeddy: also no one cares toaster
17:33:17 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:19 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:22 - (Format) - #teammatches
17:33:23 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:25 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:27 - Dav999: I was gonna wait a little bit more but too bad, you ran out of Format's patience
17:33:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:36 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has left the room
17:33:36 - EVENT :: InfoTeddy has been kicked by Format
17:33:40 - (Format) - there
17:33:44 - Dav999: ...ok that
17:33:46 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:53 - (Format) - dont say it
17:34:02 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has entered the room
17:34:04 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:34:10 - Dav999: inb4 kick
17:34:11 - (Format) - infoteddy do you wanna be kicked
17:34:15 - Lazarus_Gaming: inb4 kick
17:34:16 - InfoTeddy: 14:33:01 - (InfoTeddy) - Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:34:24 - (Format) - no excuse
17:34:33 - InfoTeddy: then take that as a no xd
17:34:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patch infoteddy out of the drawing room (inb4 ban)
17:34:47 - InfoTeddy: I don't have a problem with multiple flockmod tabs
17:34:53 - (Format) - that was a really bad stretch laz
17:35:07 - Dav999: Ok all I needed to do was pause DavBot so it'd stop poking that flockmod window
17:35:18 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:23 - Dav999: But now DavBot is paused
17:35:31 - InfoTeddy: kekkk
17:35:31 - Lazarus_Gaming: im gonna go set my ipad to autocorrect patch to =patch
17:35:43 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
17:35:46 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:54 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:35:57 - DavB ::  "patches" is not the word! Game over. The word was: matches
17:36:00 - (Format) - TOASTER
17:36:02 - (Format) - WAS RIGHT
17:36:03 - Dav999: Toaster was right
17:36:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: F UCK
17:36:10 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
thoughtful discussion
20:28:01 - (Format) - wait WAIT
20:28:10 - (Format) - if a person can be claustrophobic
20:28:36 - (Format) - then can another be a claustrophile
20:28:49 - InfoTeddy: yes
[...]
20:31:49 - Dav999: I'm now imagining people going into their toilet or cupboard or whatever, closing the door, looking around touching all the sides, and fapping to the smallness of the space they're in
20:32:11 - InfoTeddy: very immature

12:43:57 - TSC: oh wait that explosion is a dancing woman
12:44:11 - (Format) - im so taking that out of context

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #46 on: May 26, 2013, 04:46:10 AM »
Captain green Souleye 27 years of expertise.
I just (re)made the funny translator fails topic in Forum Games (where we are now), so that's why THAT'S on my clipboard.
Chatlogs
Drawplanet Fails
Dav999: Samario1...
(Samario1) - Blame INTERNET.
Dav999: Anyway, kick to fix again?
(Samario1) - Yup.
Dav999: Huh?
Dav999: I kicked but I got logged in again
Dav999: Anyway, another try
Dav999: Whaaat?
Dav999: It really doesn't work
(Samario1) - DRAW PLANET!!!!
Dav999: Every time I try to kick you, it reconnects on me
Dav999: Wait a minute...
Dav999: What the actual...
(Samario1) - ?
Dav999: This is bugged! I can't kick anymore!
Dav999: I'll try something else, maybe it works if I ban and then unban right away
Dav999: That didn't work either
Dav999: What the hell flockdraw.
Dav999: I'll try with my emergency account
(Samario1) - XD
Dav999: Now what if we get a troll?
Dav999: Oh jeez
(Samario1) - Blame Terry.
Dav999: Terry didn't make the drawing room
(Samario1) - Um... blame ME!
Dav999: What would happen if I kick myself then?
(Samario1) - Uh...
Dav999: So kicking myself actually worked
Dav999: And now I'll try again
(Samario1) - *poof*
Dav999: This is really messed up!
(Samario1) - Drawplanet doesn't want to kick me/
Dav999: I have never encountered this before
(Samario1) - Right, this is going in my signature.
Dav999: That image or that chat?
(Samario1) - Both.
(Samario1) - After I fix Quote.
Dav got Ninja'd again
teh_blue441: What's the difference between Vasin and Viridian?
(Samario) - Viridian's a darker blue.
Dav999: Vasin is bri-
Dav999: You ninja'd me
Confused
(Samario) - Oh hi.
Dav999: Hi
(Samario) - ...and Dav goes quiet.
Dav999: ...
Dav999: "I WA RADIN TEFRM" what? That was lag. Let's try that again: "I was reading the forums"
(Samario) - Ah. I'm about to boot the forums.
Toaster's scared of Dav
(13:28:50) - EVENT :: Unregistered user ToasterApocalypse has left the room
(13:28:55) - Dav999: Toaster, did you see the completely perfectly be...
(13:28:58) - Dav999: He left
:D
18:31:46 - (Samario) - Yeah, I asked "Have you played VVVVVV".
18:32:10 - Kayya: oh yeah that one
18:32:18 - Kayya: that was the first one i worked on, strangely enough
18:32:54 - (Samario) - :D
18:33:07 - Kayya: :D
18:33:16 - Dav999: :D
18:33:32 - Kayya: :D
18:33:53 - Kayya: D:
18:34:05 - Dav999: C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
18:34:17 - Kayya: you were the first one to combo break
18:34:20 - Kayya: so HA
Double Ninja'd
19:32:28 - Dav999: Terms Of Service
19:32:28 - (Samario) - Terms Of Service.
19:32:35 - (Samario) - You ninja'd me.
19:32:36 - Dav999: I ninja'd you
19:32:43 - (Samario) - Right, tOLP forums...
19:32:45 - Dav999: You ninja'd me there
Cats
19:44:09 - (Samario) - AOPWEhb;rgy5kdhlfw4mgtui5htwkrg
19:44:14 - (Samario) - Sorry.
19:44:25 - (Samario) - The cat just walked on my keyboard.
19:44:39 - Kayya: you have a ca
19:44:40 - Kayya: t
19:44:46 - Kayya: cat
19:44:55 - (Samario) - Yes. Yes, I do.
19:45:01 - (Samario) - Her name is Millie.
19:45:21 - Dav999: Earlier today, my cat walked over me and started sitting on me
19:45:31 - Dav999: That's when they start stretching their nails...
19:45:36 - (Samario) - ...
19:45:41 - (Samario) - Right, tOLP...
I appear to be able to ignore being ninja'd
19:53:00 - Kayya: I prefer using Luigis Mansion 2 because its easier to type
19:53:05 - Dav999: So multiplayer is called "Dark Moon" in America and some other regions?
19:53:33 - Kayya: but here in america (also happy 4th of july everyone) its called luigis mansion: dark moon
19:53:48 - (Samario) - No, in America, the whole game is "Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon", but in UK it's called "Luigi's Mansion 2".
19:53:56 - Dav999: Oh
19:53:56 - (Samario) - *the UK
More Ninjas
21:28:28 - JonathanOS: Okay. What's the name of the game?
21:28:31 - Kayya: wheatley is a core
21:28:40 - JonathanOS: So I can look it up
21:28:43 - (Samario1) - Portal 2.
21:28:44 - Kayya: well, since wheatley is here its portal 2, portal just has chell and glados
21:28:54 - (Samario1) - You got NINJA'D.
21:28:55 - Jony: Portal 2
21:29:01 - (Samario1) - Both of you.
Randomly Leaving
11:57:19 - Dav999: His karma (or ven actually) was reset
11:57:57 - EVENT :: Registered user Dav999 (Dav999) has left the room
11:58:12 - (Samario) - ???
11:58:14 - EVENT :: Registered user Dav999 (Dav999) has entered the room
11:58:17 - (Samario) - ?
11:58:19 - Dav999: F*
11:58:23 - (Samario) - Touchpad?
11:58:23 - Dav999: Forgot to lock the tab
Argument over Sig Limits
21:03:11 - Dav999: Name any examples of people who need more than 5000? (:D)
21:03:15 - Kayya: you
21:03:18 - Kayya: samario
21:03:28 - Kayya: maybe me one day
21:03:28 - (Samario) - Me, you- STOP NINJAING ME!
Win8
You@All: You use Windows 7 too?
Dav999@All: That's Windows 8
You@All: oh
Kayya@All: windows 8
You@All: Dav ninja'd you
More Combo Breaking
10:06:52 - Doormat: hi
10:07:35 - Dav999: Hi
10:12:32 - (Samario) - Hi
10:12:37 - Dav999: Hi
10:12:45 - Doormat: Hi
10:12:59 - (Samario) - COMBO VREAKER
10:13:07 - Dav999: Good.
How many ninjas?
12:38:32 - Dav999: Well, I'm making a game in Petit Computer
12:38:36 - Dav999: Ninja'd
12:38:37 - (Samario) - ninja'd
12:38:41 - (Samario) - DAMNIT
12:38:42 - ToasterApocalypse: ninja'd again
12:38:42 - Dav999: Ninja'd you there
12:38:45 - Dav999: Ninja'd
12:38:46 - ToasterApocalypse: I NINJA'D YOU
12:38:50 - Dav999: *Ninjas
12:38:51 - ToasterApocalypse: doh you ninja'd me there
12:38:52 - (Samario) - NINJAS EVERYWHERE
CG's scared of me
08:16:02 - (Samario) - Ah, the others are here.
08:16:17 - EVENT :: Unregistered user cg has left the room
08:16:26 - (Samario) - And now he's not.
"Who the hell is Crayola?"
22:29:04 - (Samario) - Who the hell is Crayola?
22:29:05 - Dav999: You just entered as I was yawning
22:29:12 - Dav999: That's crayons
22:29:19 - (Samario) - ?
22:29:31 - Kayya: thats luigi
Ninja'd again [from another chat
(18:43:51) Gaia: think mega man 1 title screen
...
(18:44:18) AlurineMelduene: The Mega Man 1 title screen is blank, Gaia
(18:44:18) Samario: which was black with "MEGA MAN" on it
(18:44:33) AlurineMelduene: the Rockman 1 title screen had Mega Man on it
(18:44:34) Samario: I think you mean Rockman 1
(18:44:42) Samario: damnit, ninja'd
That
19:48:40 - Kayya: but i could do one thing
19:48:44 - (Samario) - like LM&L banishing?
19:48:48 - Doormat: what's that
19:48:54 - Kayya: that
DavB: the epic
.. before this, the bot was not glitchy like this.
 
22:10:42 - DavB ::  Bot has initialized! Type !help for commands.
22:10:49 - noodlez: !help for commands
22:10:53 - Sergione: you have windows, mac or linux?
22:11:02 - noodlez: all 3
22:11:05 - noodlez: no
22:11:11 - Kayya: !party
22:11:12 - Sergione: i have windows
22:11:15 - Doormat: i didn't see any meme-names in my list
22:11:17 - Kayya: oh davb is pause
22:11:27 - (Dav999) - Well that went well
22:11:31 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
22:11:35 - noodlez: !davb
22:11:37 - DavB ::  ERROR: Command not recognized
22:11:37 - Kayya: !party
22:11:38 - (DavB to Dav999): [6E6F6F646C657A3A202164617662] c:14 "noodlez: !davb"
22:11:43 - Kayya: no party?
22:11:43 - noodlez: !opinion kayya
22:11:45 - DavB ::  I don't have an opinion about kayya, try asking KayyaBot  (note: opinions not supported by DavBot)
22:11:46 - (DavB to Dav999): [6E6F6F646C657A3A20216F70696E696F6E206B61797961] c:23 "noodlez: !opinion kayya"
22:11:48 - noodlez: xddd
22:11:54 - noodlez: !opinion noodlez
22:11:56 - DavB ::  I don't have an opinion about noodlez, try asking KayyaBot  (note: opinions not supported by DavBot)
22:11:57 - (DavB to Dav999): [6E6F6F646C657A3A20216F70696E696F6E206E6F6F646C657A] c:25 "noodlez: !opinion noodlez"
22:12:00 - noodlez: !opinion kayyabot
22:12:01 - DavB ::  I don't have an opinion about kayyabot, try asking KayyaBot  (note: opinions not supported by DavBot)
22:12:02 - Kayya: !opinion Kayya
22:12:02 - (DavB to Dav999): [6E6F6F646C657A3A20216F70696E696F6E206B61797961626F74] c:26 "noodlez: !opinion kayyabot"
22:12:08 - Kayya: i dont have an opinion about kayyabot
22:12:08 - Doormat: guys seriously?
22:12:11 - noodlez: try asking kayyabot about kayyabot
22:12:12 - Samario: "(note: opinions not supported by DavBot)"
22:12:13 - Kayya: ask kayyabot
22:12:19 - Doormat: !party
22:12:20 - DavB ::  Let's party!
22:12:21 - (DavB to Dav999): [446F6F726D61743A20217061727479] c:15 "Doormat: !party"
22:12:23 - Kayya: yay party
22:12:24 - Doormat: !party
22:12:26 - DavB ::  Let's party again!
22:12:26 - (Dav999) - More fun is "myself"
22:12:26 - noodlez: !party
22:12:28 - (DavB to Dav999): [446F6F726D61743A20217061727479] c:15 "Doormat: !party"
22:12:28 - noodlez: !party
22:12:30 - DavB: noodlez: !party
22:12:31 - noodlez: !party
22:12:32 - (DavB to Dav999): [6E6F6F646C657A3A20217061727479] c:15 "noodlez: !party"
22:12:33 - Samario: !myself
22:12:34 - noodlez: !party
22:12:35 - Kayya: !opinion myself
22:12:36 - Sergione: !party
22:12:37 - DavB: Kayya: !opinion myself
22:12:38 - DavB ::  I don't have an opinion about myself, try asking KayyaBot  (note: opinions not supported by DavBot)
22:12:39 - noodlez: !party
22:12:39 - DavB: DavB ::  I don't have an opinion about myself, try asking KayyaBot  (note: opinions not supported by DavBot)
22:12:40 - DavB: DavB ::  I don't have an opinion about myself, try asking KayyaBot  (note: opinions not supported by DavBot)
22:12:44 - noodlez: um
22:12:46 - Doormat: ..
22:12:47 - Samario: oh dear
22:12:47 - noodlez: i broke it
22:12:49 - Doormat: !party
22:12:51 - DavB ::  Anohter party yeah!
22:12:51 - Samario: it's slipped
22:12:52 - (DavB to Dav999): [446F6F726D61743A20217061727479] c:15 "Doormat: !party"
22:12:53 - (Dav999) - Yees keep on partying
22:12:53 - noodlez: !opinion davbot
22:12:57 - Doormat: !party
22:12:57 - noodlez: !opinjion posraty
22:12:59 - DavB ::  ERROR: Command not recognized
22:13:00 - (DavB to Dav999): [6E6F6F646C657A3A20216F70696E6A696F6E20706F7372617479] c:26 "noodlez: !opinjion posraty"
22:13:01 - Doormat: !party
22:13:02 - noodlez: !opinion party
22:13:04 - DavB: noodlez: !opini
22:13:05 - (DavB to Dav999): [446F6F726D61743A20217061727479] c:15 "Doormat: !party"
22:13:06 - Kayya: so does davbot have any !opinions yet or is it just there
22:13:06 - Sergione: ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz....
22:13:08 - Doormat: !party
22:13:08 - noodlez: um
22:13:10 - noodlez: !party
22:13:12 - DavB ::  ERROR: Command not recognized
22:13:12 - (Dav999) - Hey saw that
22:13:13 - (DavB to Dav999): [6E6F6F646C657A3A202170] c:11 "noodlez: !p"
22:13:14 - noodlez: !opinion party
22:13:15 - (Dav999) - The glitch
22:13:15 - Kayya: !opinion dav999
22:13:16 - noodlez: !party
22:13:17 - DavB: noodlez: !party
22:13:18 - Doormat: !party
22:13:18 - IGNORE :: Spam protection: noodlez has been auto-ignored. You can use /unignore noodlez to stop.
22:13:19 - (DavB to Dav999): [6E6F6F646C657A3A20217061727479] c:15 "noodlez: !party"
22:13:21 - DavB: (DavB to Dav999) - [6E6F6F646C657A3A20217061727479] c:15 "noodlez: !party"
22:13:21 - IGNORE :: All ignores have been cleared.
22:13:22 - EVENT :: Unregistered user Toaster1 has left the room
22:13:22 - DavB: (DavB to Dav999) - [6E6F6F646C657A3A20217061727479] c:15 "noodlez: !party"
22:13:24 - noodlez: er
22:13:26 - Sergione: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
22:13:28 - Doormat: a
22:13:31 - Doormat: !party
22:13:31 - noodlez: !opinion party
22:13:33 - DavB ::  yyeah party seri oyl thi s is graet
22:13:34 - (DavB to Dav999): [446F6F726D61743A20217061727479] c:15 "Doormat: !party"
22:13:36 - noodlez: !party
22:13:37 - Kayya: !party
22:13:39 - noodlez: !party
22:13:40 - DavB ::  patrtyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
22:13:40 - (DavB to Dav999): [4B617979613A20217061727479] c:13 "Kayya: !party"
22:13:41 - (Dav999) - And my data tells me it just doesn't get that much text
22:13:41 - noodlez: !party
22:13:46 - noodlez: !party
22:13:51 - noodlez: !help
22:13:59 - noodlez: bot is kill??
22:14:00 - Doormat: !party
22:14:00 - (Dav999) - Ok er
22:14:04 - noodlez: !party
22:14:04 - (Dav999) - The chat scrolled
22:14:11 - noodlez: bot was kill
22:14:12 - Sergione: agan
22:14:14 - (Dav999) - Try again
22:14:15 - Kayya: doormat are you actually online on steam
22:14:17 - Doormat: !party
22:14:19 - DavB: Doormat: !party
22:14:20 - noodlez: i am online
22:14:20 - Sergione: again
22:14:21 - noodlez: !party
22:14:21 - (DavB to Dav999): [446F6F726D61743A20217061727479] c:15 "Doormat: !party"
22:14:22 - Doormat: not on my pc
22:14:23 - noodlez: !party
22:14:25 - noodlez: !party
22:14:26 - noodlez: !party
22:14:28 - Kayya: oh
22:14:30 - Kayya: it says youre online
22:14:31 - (Dav999) - Oh wow
22:14:35 - noodlez: !opinion party
22:14:40 - noodlez: !opinion opinions
22:14:44 - Sergione: !party
22:14:46 - noodlez: !opinion topkek
22:14:47 - Sergione: !party
22:14:50 - noodlez: !opinion partying
22:14:50 - Sergione: !paty
22:14:50 - (Dav999) - The chatlog was selected in its entirit- entirely
22:14:52 - noodlez: !party
22:14:56 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
22:14:59 - noodlez: !party
22:15:00 - Kayya: entirity
22:15:02 - (Dav999) - No agh
22:15:02 - noodlez: !party
22:15:04 - noodlez: !party
22:15:07 - noodlez: !party
22:15:10 - noodlez: !unparty
22:15:10 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
22:15:13 - (Dav999) - Now
22:15:13 - noodlez: !party
22:15:16 - noodlez: !party
22:15:21 - noodlez: !party
22:15:27 - (Dav999) - Something froze
22:15:29 - noodlez: um
22:15:31 - noodlez: !party
22:15:41 - noodlez: !party
22:15:47 - (Dav999) - I have no idea what's going on
22:15:48 - noodlez: !opinion freezing
22:15:59 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
22:16:01 - Kayya: try resetting
22:16:08 - (Dav999) - No DavBot, sit
22:16:20 - noodlez: !opinion
22:16:23 - noodlez: !opinion sitting
22:16:25 - (Dav999) - It was supposed to write bot paused
22:16:29 - noodlez: !opinion bot paused
22:16:35 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
22:16:37 - noodlez: oh
22:16:38 - DavB ::  Bot paused.
22:16:40 - noodlez: !opinion party
22:16:42 - (Dav999) - The chat
22:16:42 - noodlez: fu
22:16:45 - (Dav999) - It scrolled down again
22:16:47 - noodlez: !chatpary
22:16:49 - noodlez: !party
22:16:52 - Sergione: stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:16:52 - Kayya: huh
22:16:54 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
22:16:58 - noodlez: !party
22:16:59 - (Dav999) - Ok try --now--
22:16:59 - Kayya: is it just this version?
22:17:05 - Doormat: !party
22:17:08 - DavB: Doormat: !party
22:17:08 - Kayya: !party
22:17:09 - noodlez: !party
22:17:09 - (DavB to Dav999): [446F6F726D61743A20217061727479] c:15 "Doormat: !party"
22:17:10 - Sergione: !party
22:17:15 - DavB: Sergione: !party
22:17:16 - (DavB to Dav999): [53657267696F6E653A20217061727479] c:16 "Sergione: !party"
22:17:18 - DavB: (DavB to Dav999) - [53657267696F6E653A20217061727479] c:16 "Sergione: !party"
22:17:19 - DavB: (DavB to Dav999) - [53657267696F6E653A20217061727479] c:16 "Sergione: !party"
22:17:20 - noodlez: !sergione
22:17:22 - noodlez: !party
22:17:23 - (Dav999) - I don't even
22:17:26 - noodlez: !serparty
22:17:33 - Doormat: .me shoots DavB
22:17:34 - Doormat: oops
22:17:35 - Sergione: !noodparty
22:17:37 - DavB: Sergione: !noodparty
22:17:38 - (DavB to Dav999): [53657267696F6E653A20216E6F6F647061727479] c:20 "Sergione: !noodparty"
22:17:39 - noodlez shoots myself
22:17:42 - noodlez: !party
22:17:42 - (Dav999) - So that's what my debug text looks like guys
22:17:46 - Doormat shoots DavB again
22:17:47 - noodlez: !kill dav999
22:17:53 - noodlez: !kill davbot
22:17:54 - Kayya: do NOT shoot the robot
22:17:57 - noodlez: !shoot kayya
22:17:59 - (Dav999) - !botok
22:17:59 - noodlez: oh
22:18:01 - (DavB to Dav999): [4461763939393A2021626F746F6B] c:14 "Dav999: !botok"
22:18:03 - (DavB to Dav999): [4461763939393A2021626F746F6B] c:14 "Dav999: !botok"
22:18:06 - Sergione: !kill dav999
22:18:06 - noodlez shoots kayya
22:18:08 - Doormat: bot not ok
22:18:09 - DavB: Sergione: !kill dav999
22:18:11 - (DavB to Dav999): [53657267696F6E653A20216B696C6C20646176393939] c:22 "Sergione: !kill dav999"
22:18:12 - noodlez shoots davb
22:18:15 - Kayya: bot is not ok
22:18:18 - noodlez shoots everyone
22:18:19 - Kayya: i repeat:
22:18:21 - Kayya: bot is not ok
22:18:25 - noodlez: well rip bot
22:18:31 - Kayya: or maybe bot is drunk
22:18:32 - noodlez ::  bot is live. type &help for free pizza delivery.
22:18:36 - (Dav999) - This is also entertaining
22:18:37 - Kayya: and needs bed
22:18:43 - Sergione: &help
22:18:43 - (Dav999) - !botok
22:18:44 - noodlez ::  ## NBot commands #####
22:18:44 - noodlez ::      &botok :  Check if the bot responds
22:18:45 - noodlez ::      &nynyn : idk
22:18:45 - noodlez ::      &botinfo :  Display some info about how the bot works.
22:18:45 - noodlez ::      &help :  This
22:18:45 - noodlez ::      &hitler: obvious
22:18:45 - noodlez ::      &uptime :  Return how long NBot has been active without having been terminated
22:18:45 - noodlez ::      &opinion : lists my opinion on certain things.
22:18:45 - noodlez ::      You can also PM the bot and it will respond in PM!
22:18:46 - noodlez ::  ## End of commands #####
22:18:47 - DavB: Dav999: !botok
22:18:48 - (DavB to Dav999): [4461763939393A2021626F746F6B] c:14 "Dav999: !botok"
22:18:52 - Samario: NOt
22:18:54 - Samario: !GOOD
22:18:56 - DavB: Samario: !GOOD
22:18:56 - Sergione: &hitler
22:18:58 - noodlez ::  HE NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG
22:18:59 - (DavB to Dav999): [53616D6172696F3A2021474F] c:12 "Samario: !GO"
22:19:06 - Samario: !readme
22:19:08 - DavB: Samario: !readme
22:19:09 - (DavB to Dav999): [53616D6172696F3A2021726561646D65] c:16 "Samario: !readme"
22:19:14 - (Dav999) - Ok Im'
22:19:15 - noodlez ::  bot is kill. noodlez killed it. some random numbers: 0:42
22:19:16 - Samario: it just c/ps my message
22:19:17 - Sergione: stop davB
22:19:18 - (Dav999) - I'm gonna restart it
22:19:21 - Samario: !dav
22:19:22 - (Dav999) - !terminate
22:19:22 - noodlez: !kill davb
22:19:25 - DavB: Dav999: !terminate
22:19:26 - noodlez: !terminate
22:19:26 - (DavB to Dav999): [4461763939393A20217465726D696E617465] c:18 "Dav999: !terminate"
22:19:31 - Kayya: oh god not even terminate worked
22:19:31 - (Dav999) - Ok it terminated
22:19:31 - noodlez: its not obeying
22:19:33 - Sergione: !terminate
22:19:36 - noodlez: it will take over the world
22:19:38 - Kayya: oh it sort of did
22:19:41 - noodlez: god dammit
22:19:42 - Samario: serg, that is a davonly thing
22:19:48 - noodlez: !samario
22:19:49 - Sergione: wat
22:19:52 - DavB: 19:32:41 - ALERT :: Login failed. Wrong username or password.19:32:41 - EVENT :: Trusted user Doormat (Doormat) has entered the room19:32:41 - EVENT :: Registered user noodlez (noodlez) has entered the room19:32:41 - EVENT :: Trusted user DoorB (Door
22:19:56 - noodlez: lel
22:19:58 - noodlez: i broke it
22:20:01 - Kayya: what
22:20:02 - noodlez ::  bot is kill. noodlez killed it. some random numbers: 0:42
22:20:08 - noodlez: !davb
22:20:09 - Kayya: doorb?
22:20:14 - noodlez: is kill
22:20:20 - Doormat: doorb is dead forever
22:20:21 - (Dav999) - I'm laughing out loud
22:20:27 - Samario: !wtf
22:20:28 - noodlez: its 4:20 right now
22:20:30 - noodlez: i need weed
22:20:34 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
(The rest is omitted for space.)
"TRAFFIC IGN [from another chat
"]
(17:42:42) Valo: y/n?
(17:43:05) Samario: but what does it do
(17:43:10) Lamda: needs a gamma variant
(17:43:14) Valo: its a stop sign
(17:43:22) Valo: what do you mean what does it do
(17:43:30) Samario: I thought it was an enemy
(17:43:35) Valo: nope
(17:43:36) Lamda: one side is gamma, the other a bean advertisement
(17:43:40) Valo: jjust a stop signn
(17:43:43) Valo: lam why
(17:43:49) Lamda: actually it also says go
(17:43:55) Lamda: so it's not a stop sign stupid ass
(17:44:02) Lamda: it's a traffic sign
(17:44:05) Valo: ITS A TRAFFIC IGN OKAY
(17:44:07) Samario: yeah that looks good for a FUTURE traffic light
(17:44:08) Valo: SIGN*
(17:44:42) Samario: 0/10 Traffic IGN
(17:45:09) Yog-Jaceoth: ^Lost it
Infoteddy, what
00:16:54 - Doormat: who cleared without asking
00:17:11 - Samario glares at Infoteddy
00:18:25 - InfoTeddy: Yes?
00:18:38 - InfoTeddy: What do you want from me, I'm watching a video about carrot rape.
00:18:50 - Dav999: wat
00:18:57 - InfoTeddy: <LINK>
00:19:05 - Doormat: im not clicking that
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Roskilla

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #47 on: May 27, 2013, 06:03:28 PM »
Bonjour!
Me parle in Peugeot français, et me suis dans in école français de immersion.

Wow, autocorrect. :-[

Um. Don't know why I copied THAT... :-[
Living in a sink is hard work.
I missed something...
(Roskilla) - back
Jony: post the chat on the forum so Roskilla can see
Dav999: Hi
Jony: Dav! Post the chat OR DIE
Dav999: Which part
crazyal02: damn i missed it
OK
(Roskilla) - ok
Jony: I'm doing it
(Roskilla) - ok
Jony: done
Dav999: Ok
Dav999: Oh really?
Jony: Hah, the imgur number ID thing is Hoo7bag
crazyal02: ninja conversation went in my sig
(Roskilla) - ok
(Roskilla) - ok?
Jony: OK
(Roskilla) - ok!
crazyal02: OK
Dav999: ok
Jony: KO
crazyal02: ok
Dav999: ok
crazyal02: OK
crazyal02: ok
Dav999: ok
Jony: K.O.
(Roskilla) - this is going in my sig
Dav999: OK!
crazyal02: okey dokey
Pi/Adobe
Samario: Pi.
(Roskilla) - 3.1415
Dav999: π
Samario: *3.1415926535
Dav999: 8979etc
Jony: How come whenever I'm here noone posts, but when I check the forum everyone posts?
Dav999: Because adobe
Jony: ?
Dav999: http://imageshack.us/a/img856/6443/84838823.png
Samario: Xd
Samario: *XD
Dav999: From this post: http://distractionware.com/forum/index.php?topic=1352.msg16128#msg16128
Jony: oh ok (pigman)
Fruit!
Dav999: AFK
Jony: AOK
ORANGES: ORNAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDSDSlag
ORANGES: ORANGES.
Jony: no
(Roskilla) - APPLES BANANAS
ORANGES: Oranges?
(Roskilla) - Pineoranges would taste good
(Roskilla) - instead of pineapple
Dav999: Back
Jony: to the past?
Dav999: No, back to the future
(Roskilla) - No, to the PO
Jony: aww...
JonathanOS
Jony: Check out my new JonathanOS
JonathanOS: Hello
(Roskilla) - cool
Jony: It does everything
JonathanOS: everything
Jony: It even runs LOGO
(Roskilla) - ok like make me toast an butter it?
Jony: Ye
Jony: Yes
Jony: Hold on a sec
Jony: :Create entity toast
JonathanOS: What would you like on it?
Jony: butter
(Roskilla) - butter
JonathanOS: Give me a moment...
JonathanOS: Loading
JonathanOS: Done!
(Roskilla) - cool!
Jony: I know, right?
Kayya: woah
NINJAS!!
Dav999: Anyway, it's Japanese for nn?
Dav999: (Hmm?
Dav999: )
Kayya: its faster then my windows 8 desktop
(Viridian) - wat o_0
(Viridian) - you ninja'd me
Kayya: who did what
Dav999: Windows 8 is also terribly slow in Virtualbox, Windows Vista runs normally
(Viridian) - you ninja'd me
Kayya: who me?
(Viridian) - no dav999
Dav999: And 8 was supposed to be fast
(Viridian) - but you first
Kayya: for internet explorer, its fast
(Viridian) - you ninja'd me dav
Dav999: Internet explorer :o
(Viridian) - kayya again
Kayya: chrome and firefox are as slow as a turtle there
Dav999: Seriously, are you using the drawing room in IE?
(Viridian) - dav again
Kayya: im not
Kayya: i hate ie
Kayya: im using chrome
Dav999: Oh
Kayya: roskilla
Kayya: what
(Viridian) - EVERYONE STOP NINJA'ING!
(Viridian) - i use crome
Kayya: what
Kayya: *chrome
(Viridian) - whatev
They won't let me do ASCII!
(Roskilla) - dont post in chat
(Roskilla) -   ___ ___ .__
Jony: but wait
Jony: *wai
Jony: I like posting in chat
(Roskilla) - i was doing an ascii art
Jony: oh
(Roskilla) - /:/
Jony: go on
(Roskilla) -   ___ ___ .__
Jony: what's it a picture of?
(Roskilla) - the word Hi
Jony: ok
(Roskilla) -   ___ ___ .__
(Roskilla) -  /   |   \|__|
Jony: Who is it saying hi to?
(Roskilla) - NEVERMIND!!!
Jony: ok fine I'm done for real

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #48 on: June 1, 2013, 09:05:43 AM »
18:00:14 - (Dav999) - Allô, monsieur? Avez-vous still ici?
18:00:36 - (Dav999) - *encore ici
18:01:05 - (Dav999) - Oh wait that means "Have you still here?" :')

(that was on my clipboard, mon français suce aussi)

And now "mon français suce aussi" is on my clipboard :P
Chatlogs v
Ninja'd
21:37:39 - Doormat: Checking my swapnote
21:37:58 - (Dav999) - ?
21:38:17 - Doormat: 3DS Swapnote
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Ah, Googled and now I know what you mean
21:38:54 - Doormat: ...Nintendo Letter Box
21:38:56 - (Dav999) - In Europe it's called "Ninten
21:38:59 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me


15:23:27 - teh_blue441: What's the difference between Vasin and Viridian?
15:23:36 - Samario: Viridian's a darker blue.
15:23:39 - (Dav999) - Vasin is bri
15:23:44 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
15:23:49 - Samario: XD


20:09:58 - verdigris: undo magic
20:10:06 - ##Board has been undone by verdigris##
20:10:07 - verdigris: genius
20:10:18 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me in undo-ing
20:10:37 - (Dav999) - I was sliding the slider and then you had undone already


19:51:33 - Jony: asdfghjkl
19:51:37 - Jony: qwertyuiop
19:51:39 - (Dav999) - qwertyuiop
19:51:40 - Jony: zxcvbnm
19:51:46 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me with that
19:51:58 - Jony: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA I'm EVIL


20:32:20 - Kayya: tos?
20:32:27 - (Dav999) - Terms Of Service
20:32:27 - Samario: Terms Of Service.
20:32:34 - Samario: You ninja'd me.
20:32:34 - (Dav999) - I ninja'd you
20:32:44 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me there
20:33:08 - (Dav999) - You literally ninja'd me in saying that I ninja'd you
20:33:31 - Kayya: ninjaception


18:39:34 - blue441: who's that
18:39:38 - blue441: Sonic?
18:39:43 - Sonic: Lol.
18:39:45 - Sonic: It
18:39:51 - blue441: ...
18:39:55 - (Dav999) - Sonic is luigi700
18:39:56 - Sonic: It's actually Luigi700.
18:40:03 - (Dav999) - Ha ninja'd you
18:40:05 - Kayya: ninja'd by dav
18:40:14 - Kayya: finally, dav didn't get ninja'd!
18:40:40 - blue441: He already ninja'd me in one forum game...


19:19:41 - blue441: I said "I should have been "it"
19:19:51 - (Dav999) - I know
19:19:55 - blue441: I think I forgot an " now...
19:20:19 - blue441: I've got to stop typing fast
19:20:43 - (Dav999) - But then other people outspeed you
19:21:00 - (Dav999) - I'd say better than making mistakes all the time
19:21:06 - blue441: It's better than typos...
19:21:14 - (Dav999) - I ninja'd you
19:21:18 - blue441: Yup
19:21:21 - blue441: :P


22:38:35 - Samario: What's the "wiki" URL?
22:38:44 - Doormat: distractionware.wikia.com
22:38:45 - (Dav999) - distractionware.wikia.com
22:38:49 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
22:38:53 - Doormat: :)


21:52:47 - Samario: Don't we already HAVE Verde?
21:53:00 - Kayya: i dont think so
21:53:00 - (Dav999) - I guess not
21:53:08 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me


19:24:37 - ##Board has been undone by verdigris##
19:24:45 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
19:24:47 - (Dav999) - in undoing
19:24:51 - verdigris: yeah im a ninja
19:24:57 - verdigris: *japan music*


Viewer 1@All: You use Windows 7 too?
You@All: That's Windows 8
Viewer 1@All: oh
Kayya@All: windows 8
Viewer 1@All: Dav ninja'd you
Viewer 1@All: I added that to my signature ;)
Kayya@All: what?
You@All: That chat I think
Viewer 1@All: The Win8 conversation
Viewer 1@All: you ninja'd me, stop it
You@All: Yep, I ninja'd you
Kayya@All: everyone is a ninja today
You@All: You ninja'd me in saying I ninja'd you
Viewer 1@All: NINJAS!


21:28:51 - Samario: Press R after going to Space Station 1 in 2.0 and you'd be sent back to the ship.
21:29:05 - (Dav999) - It actually setcheckpoint()s
21:29:14 - Samario: Before the end of the script.
21:29:18 - (Dav999) - You need to press R before --- yes
21:29:21 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
21:29:24 - Samario: :3
Combo breaker
21:39:21 - Kayya: hats
21:39:41 - (Dav999) - Hats?
21:39:44 - Kayya: hats
21:39:51 - (Dav999) - Hats.
21:40:28 - Kayya: yes
21:40:37 - (Dav999) - Combo breaker
21:41:07 - Kayya: ccccombobreaker
21:41:33 - (Dav999) - I *just* broke the combo breaker combo with this message :P
21:42:05 - Kayya: come on
21:42:38 - (Dav999) - This will be in my siggy
21:43:13 - Kayya: really?
21:43:19 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:43:35 - Kayya: well then
21:44:03 - (Dav999) - I just don't know where to split exactly
21:44:11 - (Dav999) - Probably before that message
21:44:16 - Kayya: okay
21:44:47 - (Dav999) - *ends up taking everything including this*
21:44:55 - Kayya: really
21:44:57 - Kayya: just
21:44:59 - Kayya: just really


22:52:34 - Jony: Hey, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
22:52:42 - Doormat: what
22:52:46 - Kayya: what
22:52:48 - (Dav999) - What
22:52:56 - Doormat: what
22:53:02 - Kayya: what
22:53:07 - (Dav999) - BROKEN!
22:53:11 - Doormat: D:
22:53:16 - Kayya: DAMMIT, DAV
22:53:21 - (Dav999) - Problem?


22:21:55 - Kayya: wait
22:21:59 - Jony: what?
22:22:03 - ToasterApocalypse: what
22:22:06 - (Dav999) - What?
22:22:08 - Jony: WHAAAT?
22:22:10 - Doormat: what
22:22:14 - (Dav999) - Wat
22:22:14 - Jony: whut
22:22:16 - ToasterApocalypse: SAY WHHAAAAAAAAAAT
22:22:20 - Jony: NO MA
22:22:21 - Samario: COMBO BREAKER!
Old Pokémon match
16:49:46 - ToasterApocalypse: i challenge you to a pokemon match
16:49:48 - ToasterApocalypse: go lapras
16:49:51 - luciano_like_a_boss: ^%!@##$$%^&&*()_+
16:50:04 - luciano_like_a_boss: go dialga kill him!
16:50:12 - ToasterApocalypse: hahaahahahahahahahahaha
16:50:13 - ToasterApocalypse: haha
16:50:20 - ToasterApocalypse: you just sent out a dragon type
16:50:27 - luciano_like_a_boss: SHUT HTHE HOLY FUCK UP
16:50:31 - ToasterApocalypse: lapras is part ice, so it can learn ice beam
16:50:35 - ToasterApocalypse: RIP dialga k
Clock
22:29:08 - (Dav999) - Another story, someone wanted to throw a clock out of the window (from a building), asked the management, and they said no
22:29:17 - Kayya: well then
22:29:20 - (Dav999) - But these are the kind of things you're not supposed to ask!
22:29:31 - (Dav999) - That's a thing you should just do!
BRB
21:54:10 - Doormat: brb
21:54:12 - (Dav999) - OK
21:54:18 - Doormat: back
21:54:23 - (Dav999) - Haha
21:54:30 - (Dav999) - You were gone for 8 seconds
21:54:48 - Doormat: HAH


21:57:32 - Doormat: brb
21:57:33 - Doormat: back
21:57:42 - Kayya: that took like .2 seconds
21:57:47 - (Dav999) - You were gone for 1 second doormat
21:57:52 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:57:56 - Doormat: yeah I stopped time while I was gone
21:57:56 - ToasterApocalypse: nvm lel
21:57:59 - ToasterApocalypse: i wanna like
21:58:03 - (Dav999) - brb
21:58:03 - (Dav999) - back
21:58:03 - ToasterApocalypse: be quicker than dootmat
21:58:06 - ToasterApocalypse: dootmat yolo
21:58:12 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:58:12 - ToasterApocalypse: back
21:58:14 - Doormat: brb
21:58:14 - Doormat: back
21:58:20 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:58:21 - ToasterApocalypse: back
21:58:23 - ToasterApocalypse: HA
21:58:24 - Doormat: brb
21:58:24 - Doormat: back
21:58:30 - (Dav999) - Brb
21:58:30 - (Dav999) - back
21:58:35 - (Dav999) - Hahahaaa
21:58:37 - Doormat: brb
21:58:37 - Doormat: back


13:57:08 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:57:13 - Doormat: l
13:57:14 - Doormat: *k
13:57:19 - blue441: OK
13:57:23 - (Dav999) - Back
13:57:28 - blue441: What the?
13:57:29 - Doormat: k
13:57:46 - (Dav999) - It was a really legit 15 seconds brb
13:57:55 - blue441: Seemed less
13:58:11 - blue441: That reminds me...
13:58:19 - blue441: BRB
13:58:20 - blue441: Back
13:58:25 - (Dav999) - You're slow
13:58:31 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:58:31 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:31 - blue441: BRB
13:58:32 - blue441: BACK
13:58:37 - Doormat: brb
13:58:38 - Doormat: Back
13:58:38 - blue441: ´WHAT?
13:58:40 - (Dav999) - Bbr
13:58:43 - (Dav999) - Oops
13:58:47 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:58:47 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:51 - Doormat: brb
13:58:51 - Doormat: Back
13:58:53 - (Dav999) - Brb
13:58:53 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:56 - blue441: Notice above
13:59:12 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:13 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:13 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:27 - blue441: "(blue441) - BRB Dav999: BRB Dav999: Back (blue441) - BACK"
13:59:31 - blue441: I'm slow
13:59:39 - blue441: BRB
13:59:40 - blue441: BACK
13:59:45 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:59:45 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:49 - blue441: ´BRB
13:59:50 - blue441: BSKDC
13:59:53 - (Dav999) - Pff
13:59:54 - blue441: GAH
14:00:07 - blue441: BRB
14:00:08 - blue441: BACKJ
14:00:17 - blue441: BRB
14:00:17 - (Dav999) - :D
14:00:18 - blue441: ABCK
XD
18:54:26 - ToasterApocalypse: I hate the XD face so damn much
18:54:31 - (Dav999) - xD
18:54:38 - Doormat: XD
18:54:44 - FIQ: XD


(Found that coincidentally in an old screenshot from February)
OK
21:44:14 - Kayya: yeah, those three by said warp token.
21:44:20 - (Dav999) - OK!
21:46:04 - (Dav999) - What are the coordinates of ribbon chess?
21:46:50 - Kayya: im looking for it
21:47:04 - (Dav999) - Ok
21:47:52 - Kayya: (9,8)
21:48:07 - (Dav999) - Ok (do I say OK too much?)
21:48:12 - Kayya: yes
21:48:17 - (Dav999) - Ok


16:24:31 - Roskilla: ok
16:25:08 - Roskilla: ok?
16:25:10 - Jony: OK
16:25:12 - Roskilla: ok!
16:25:13 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:13 - crazyal02: OK
16:25:15 - Jony: KO
16:25:15 - crazyal02: ok
16:25:17 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:18 - crazyal02: OK
16:25:19 - crazyal02: ok
16:25:20 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:21 - Jony: K.O.
16:25:23 - (Dav999) - OK!
16:25:23 - Roskilla: this is going in my sig
16:25:27 - crazyal02: okey dokey
16:25:36 - (Dav999) - You brOKe it
Facepalming cat
21:36:46 - Doormat: Speaking of which last night I took a photo of my cat facepalming
21:36:49 - Doormat: IN 3D
21:37:02 - (Dav999) - Your cat facepalming?
21:37:09 - Doormat: yes
21:37:16 - (Dav999) - So you failed that bad that even your CAT was facepalming?
21:37:27 - Doormat: yes
21:37:30 - Kayya: wow


...
21:18:11 - (Dav999) - ...
21:25:32 - Kayya: ...
21:26:08 - (Dav999) - ...
21:28:20 - Kayya: ...
21:28:27 - (Dav999) - ...
21:29:33 - Kayya: ...
21:29:39 - (Dav999) - ...
21:30:11 - Kayya: ...
21:30:16 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:21 - Kayya: ...
21:32:26 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:52 - Kayya: ...
21:32:57 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:33:07 - (Dav999) - Oops
21:33:22 - (Dav999) - (Accidentally typed ///, but what's MC?
21:33:30 - (Dav999) - Try typing ///
21:34:21 - Kayya: hm/
21:34:24 - Kayya: *?
21:34:31 - (Dav999) - Did you type ///?
21:34:42 - Kayya: yea
21:34:50 - (Dav999) - Didn't show up for me
21:34:52 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:34:55 - (Dav999) - I just typed it
21:35:58 - Kayya: didnt show up for me either
21:36:10 - (Dav999) - I wonder what it does...
21:36:21 - Kayya: looks like a pm of sorts
21:36:44 - (Dav999) - But a pm to whom?
21:37:09 - Dav999 doesn't understand
21:38:24 - Kayya: mc?
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:38:53 - (Dav999) - What does it do?
When I want to type 2012
14:48:54 - (Dav999) - Last active April 2013
14:48:57 - (Dav999) - *20122222222222
14:49:14 - (Dav999) - 2013
14:49:18 - (Dav999) - **DAMN
14:49:27 - (Dav999) - If I want to type 2012, I type 2013
Doormat=Toaster?
23:23:12 - Kayya: shes canadian
23:23:19 - Doormat: yeah
23:23:33 - Doormat: and i'm... well...
23:23:46 - Doormat: i'd say american but that'd be a lie
23:23:52 - Doormat: i'm not in europe either
23:24:03 - Kayya: the only person i know that is not american is dav
23:24:09 - Kayya: (besides tap)
23:24:23 - (Dav999) - And Toaster?
23:24:29 - (Dav999) - And Terry?
23:24:32 - Kayya: i dont remember about toaster
23:24:34 - Doormat: ok I lied, I AM toaster
23:24:37 - Doormat: *american
23:24:40 - (Dav999) - haha
23:24:42 - Kayya: doormat is toaster
23:24:49 - Doormat: darn it why does my mind go off track like that
23:25:05 - Kayya: doormat is the toaster, it is him
ö (join.me chat)
Host@All: hello?
You@All: Hell
Host@All: oh
You@All: WHYYY join.me
Host@All: :P
You@All: I typed "Hello" with dots on the o, but it disappeared making it "Hell"
Host@All: and I said oh
Host@All: which is a great put
Host@All: *pun
They can't count
12:27:46 - Doormat: ...
12:27:55 - (Dav999) - dot dot dot
12:27:59 - Doormat: tod tod tod
12:28:03 - Doormat: todd todd todd
12:28:13 - (Dav999) - NORMAL WIDTH HORIZONTAL ELLIPSIS WITH THREE DOTS
12:28:18 - Doormat: hah
12:28:24 - Doormat: that made me laugh
12:28:59 - (Dav999) - You know, I have a character map app on my iPod, and there's something very weird.
12:29:03 - (Dav999) - I'll send you a screenshot
12:29:03 - Doormat: What
12:29:06 - Doormat: ok
12:29:06 - (Dav999) - hold on
12:32:20 - (Dav999) - http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6417/r7p.png
12:32:42 - Doormat: Lol
12:32:47 - Doormat: 5 pointed star
12:32:51 - Doormat: learn to count
12:32:52 - (Dav999) - They can't count
12:33:10 - Doormat: You were ninja'd yet again
12:33:31 - (Dav999) - Yeah
12:33:39 - Doormat: So anyways
12:33:39 - (Dav999) - To my siggy!
12:33:42 - Doormat: Yay!
Screenshot
21:33:14 - Samario: Wait, waitwaitwait.
21:33:19 - Samario: Look at this screenshot...
21:33:26 - blue441: …
21:33:52 - blue441: Time to try No Death Mode while collecting trinkets
21:33:52 - (Dav999) - Interesting screenshot
21:33:59 - (Dav999) - How did you manage to do that
21:34:06 - blue441: lel
21:34:09 - Samario: <:/
21:34:13 - blue441: or LOL whatever
Français
19:53:26 - GLOBAL MESSAGE :: 11.07B out! http://py-bot.com/news/ for the latest updates and news. For all of our registered users who have been unable to save while logged in, we have that sorted out now. Sorry about the issues, just heard about it a few minutes ago (email us next time! devs@py-bot.com)
19:53:55 - (Dav999) - Ah, c'était une message globale
19:54:26 - blue441: yes, I think you said that right
19:54:46 - (Dav999) - But GT is telling me that globale means comprehensive
19:54:53 - blue441: (if you meant "it was" instead of "it's)
19:54:56 - (Dav999) - So synonym or false friend
19:55:00 - (Dav999) - Yeah, I meant it was
19:55:11 - (Dav999) - Otherwise I would've said c'est
19:55:20 - blue441: ye
19:55:54 - (Dav999) - Pourquoi est-ce que je parle français ?
19:56:17 - blue441: parce que....
19:56:20 - blue441: uh...
19:56:26 - blue441: je ne sais pas
19:56:39 - (Dav999) - Ma français est mieux, than, je uuuhh
19:56:42 - (Dav999) - thought
19:57:01 - blue441: I forgot what mieux meant
19:57:05 - (Dav999) - Better
19:57:19 - (Dav999) - Mais ça est quelque chose pour mon signature
19:58:11 - blue441: it's something for your signature?
19:58:16 - (Dav999) - Yeah
19:58:22 - (Dav999) - Oui oui
20:00:08 - (Dav999) - Je pense mon français suce normalement
Puppy attack
22:44:37 - (Dav999) - halp
22:44:41 - Doormat: hi
22:44:42 - Doormat: halp?
22:44:43 - (Dav999) - Pupp[u
22:44:45 - ayellowperson: hi
22:44:50 - Doormat: lel
22:44:53 - Doormat: puppy attack
22:44:53 - (Dav999) - *Puppy
Future
31-12-2013 - 01-01-2014:
23:59:55 - (Dav999) - 5
23:59:56 - (Dav999) - 4
23:59:57 - (Dav999) - 3
23:59:58 - (Dav999) - 2
23:59:59 - (Dav999) - 1
00:00:00 - (Dav999) - 0
00:00:03 - Kayya: DAV WHATS THE FUTURE LIKE
00:00:10 - (Dav999) - Futurely
00:00:14 - Kayya: ARE THERE FLYING CARS YET
[...]
00:00:28 - Kayya: WHAT ABOUT TIME MACHINES
00:04:04 - Toaster: lets watch as 2014 becomes really shit
[...]
00:19:46 - (Dav999) - Okay so the real firework starts at around 0:05
00:21:36 - (Dav999) - I am from the future
00:21:41 - (Dav999) - I'm from 2014
[...]
01:30:51 - Kayya: dav are there time machines in the future yet
01:31:24 - (Dav999) - Not yet
01:31:34 - Kayya: 2014 sucks already ;;


Fri 17-01-2014 - Sat 18-01-2014:
00:00:37 - (Dav999) - Tomorrow's sunday already
00:00:41 - (Dav999) - For me, at least
00:01:12 - Kayya: its friday
00:01:33 - (Dav999) - For me it's saturday
00:01:46 - Kayya: whats the future like
00:01:55 - (Dav999) - Flying cars and stuf
00:01:57 - (Dav999) - *stuff
00:02:07 - Kayya: :D
Panic
You@All: Meanwhile I'm posting something
You@All: NO I CLOSED THE TAB
You@All: NEVER MIND IT'S BACK
Kayya@All: hah
You@All: With the contents of the post and all phew
Why haven't I raised this to 20000 yet
You@All: You know every time I want to change my sig I have to go into admin to raise the character limit?
Kayya@All: then lower it once youre done?
You@All: Yep
I can be a pro predictor too
17:08:19 - (Dav999) - inb4 toast
17:08:25 - EVENT :: Unregistered user Toaster has entered the room
17:08:27 - Doormat: xd
17:08:30 - (Dav999) - Nailed it
17:08:31 - Toaster: yeeees
17:08:34 - Doormat: YOU GUESSED RIGHT
Wrongly thanked
19:27:51 - Kayya: brb/afk
19:27:57 - (Dav999) - k
19:34:21 - Kayya: back
19:34:25 - Doormat: wb
19:34:30 - (Dav999) - ty
19:34:31 - Doormat: yw
19:34:32 - (Dav999) - *wb
19:34:35 - Doormat: xd
19:34:36 - (Dav999) - Haha oops
Fatal error: Call to undefined function blowup() ..
19:42:10 - Doormat: I also need to explode() the inside contents
19:42:22 - Doormat: not to mention getting the id value
19:42:44 - Samario: explode(Toaster)
19:42:49 - (Dav999) - No
19:42:56 - Doormat: that's not what explode() does
19:42:56 - (Dav999) - That would yield an error
19:43:09 - (Dav999) - Let's get technical
19:44:11 - (Dav999) - $array = explode('|','Test|test2'); echo $array[0]; // => Test
19:44:26 - Doormat: I know how explode() works
19:44:31 - (Dav999) - (I know you know)
19:44:35 - (Dav999) - I was talking to Samario
19:44:39 - Doormat: ok
19:44:44 - (Dav999) - Now let's continue while Samario figures it out
19:44:59 - Doormat: I need to get the content and id number of the first <vid>
19:45:03 - Doormat: that's it
19:45:32 - Samario: $array = explode('|','Toaster|OT'); echo $array[0]; // => better?
19:45:45 - Doormat: that will just seperate the two
19:46:00 - (Dav999) - explode does not destroy things at all
19:46:08 - Doormat: ^
19:46:19 - (Dav999) - It just splits strings, given a certain delimiter
19:46:25 - Samario: blowup(toaster)
19:46:32 - (Dav999) - That doesn't exist
19:46:33 - Doormat: that's not even a PHP command
19:46:50 - Doormat: anyways dav
19:47:25 - Samario: wait this is PHP?
19:47:29 - Doormat: yes.
19:47:49 - (Dav999) - I just actually broke an entire site trying to do that
19:47:53 - (Dav999) - You win Samario
19:47:56 - (Dav999) - It worked
19:48:05 - Samario: \o/
19:48:16 - Doormat: but toaster is intact
19:48:27 - Samario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chatbot: BRB
22:19:39 - Vitellary: Yay. Lunch while still on computer. BRB
22:19:40 - Doormat: ok
22:19:54 - (Dav999) - BRB would need to be the first word for the bot to respond to it
22:19:56 - DavB ::  Ok
22:20:02 - (Dav999) - Pff
22:20:10 - Doormat: hah
English
22:20:25 - (Dav999) - And you might know or have looked already but are you're sure there isn't a wireless switch on the side?
22:20:35 - (Dav999) - My English is derping
English II
23:28:46 - (Dav999) - That question would lock out many people who doesn't know English as their native language too
23:28:56 - (Dav999) - Ok there my own English went
23:28:59 - InfoTeddy: xd
23:29:04 - (Dav999) - who don't* have*
13AM
19:34:08 - Samario: this place is deader than noodlez
19:34:14 - Toaster: xdddddd
19:34:19 - Toaster: we're all in serbe
19:34:21 - Toaster: thats why
19:43:27 - (Dav999) - Don't check at Monday 10AM-13AM America time
19:43:37 - (Dav999) - Except with an hour difference because it's still DST over there
19:43:56 - (Dav999) - Did I say 13AM
Laziness
01:01:03 - InfoTeddy: Where's the bot's status?
01:01:10 - Format: he ate it
01:01:16 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:01:25 - (Dav999) - Looks like it lost connection for a bit so it rejoined
01:01:34 - (Dav999) - Flockmod did, at least
01:01:39 - InfoTeddy: Oh.
01:01:41 - (Dav999) - I didn't program in anything to do that
01:02:01 - InfoTeddy: It should at least set his status when he rejoins the room.
01:02:14 - (Dav999) - !relayraw /status Active
01:02:31 - Format: !relayraw /status Evitca
01:02:31 - (Dav999) - Didn't even have to physically get up for that
01:02:32 - DavB ::  ERROR: Command not recognized. Try !help for a list of all commands.
01:02:39 - Format: darn it didnt work
01:02:40 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:02:43 - (Dav999) - I think you need to -- oh wait
01:02:53 - (Dav999) - You're recognized only as Doormat
01:02:57 - InfoTeddy: "I think you need to"...sign in as Doormat?
01:02:57 - Format: o
01:02:58 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:03:02 - (Dav999) - Damn now I have to physically get up
01:03:04 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
01:03:06 - Format: xd
01:03:31 - (Dav999) - And the bot was booted in 2015 and I'm still lazy so back to Ved
More DavBot madness
23:15:24 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
23:15:31 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
23:15:34 - (Dav999) - (that was a bot paused message)
23:15:38 - InfoTeddy: o
23:15:54 - (Dav999) - What CAN you do right, DavBot
23:15:59 - DavB ::  Yes?
23:16:08 - (Dav999) - IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
23:16:09 - InfoTeddy: xd


(Dav999) - Now let's shut up over a nice cup of tea and some biscuits

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #49 on: June 1, 2013, 09:11:33 AM »
jumping = 1
alarm[0] =13

Yeah I was working on my Mario fangame in Game Maker, trying to make it so Mario would shoot up when he hit a upwards-facing spike. It didn't work.

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14:32:35 - (Doormat) - WAXFJFEJ
14:32:43 - Toaster1: AYGDHYASDGY
14:32:51 - (Doormat) - FJGIJJRRKEE
14:33:07 - Toaster1: ATDASGY
14:33:07 - Dav999: Hello...?
14:33:09 - (Doormat) - hi
14:33:20 - Toaster1: we're creating a new language over here
14:33:23 - Toaster1: we call it welsh v2
computer invitation
15:00:51 - (Doormat) - and the best one:
15:01:01 - (Doormat) - "Charles Babbage invited the computer"

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meen je dit
17:15:21 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
17:15:28 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
17:15:31 - Dav999: (that was a bot paused message)
17:15:34 - InfoTeddy: o
17:15:50 - Dav999: What CAN you do right, DavBot
17:15:56 - DavB ::  Yes?
17:16:05 - Dav999: IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
=patches
17:31:22 - InfoTeddy: =hatches
17:31:26 - DavB ::  "hatches" is not the word! 1 attempts left. _ a t c h e s   (Used: ABCDEFGHINOST)
17:31:28 - InfoTeddy: shit
17:31:32 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:32 - (Format) - ẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞ
17:31:35 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:31:40 - Dav999: DavBot Flockmod stop freezing
17:31:42 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:43 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:46 - InfoTeddy: =LATCHES
17:31:46 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:51 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:52 - InfoTeddy: =shut the fuck up
17:31:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:00 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:02 - (Format) - #teamlatches
17:32:05 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:06 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:09 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:10 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:11 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:13 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:15 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:20 - Dav999: Flockmod's not responding
17:32:25 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:26 - Lazarus_Gaming: the great =latches/=patches war of 2016
17:32:27 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:27 - Dav999: And DavBot still keeps poking it
17:32:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:31 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:34 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:36 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:37 - Dav999: Stop
17:32:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:38 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:43 - Dav999: I'll say when it unfreezes
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Dav999: I said stop
17:32:49 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:50 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:52 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:52 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:55 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:55 - Dav999: Guys
17:32:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:00 - Toaster: what if its matches????
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:02 - InfoTeddy: Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:33:03 - InfoTeddy: xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
17:33:14 - InfoTeddy: also no one cares toaster
17:33:17 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:19 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:22 - (Format) - #teammatches
17:33:23 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:25 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:27 - Dav999: I was gonna wait a little bit more but too bad, you ran out of Format's patience
17:33:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:36 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has left the room
17:33:36 - EVENT :: InfoTeddy has been kicked by Format
17:33:40 - (Format) - there
17:33:44 - Dav999: ...ok that
17:33:46 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:53 - (Format) - dont say it
17:34:02 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has entered the room
17:34:04 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:34:10 - Dav999: inb4 kick
17:34:11 - (Format) - infoteddy do you wanna be kicked
17:34:15 - Lazarus_Gaming: inb4 kick
17:34:16 - InfoTeddy: 14:33:01 - (InfoTeddy) - Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:34:24 - (Format) - no excuse
17:34:33 - InfoTeddy: then take that as a no xd
17:34:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patch infoteddy out of the drawing room (inb4 ban)
17:34:47 - InfoTeddy: I don't have a problem with multiple flockmod tabs
17:34:53 - (Format) - that was a really bad stretch laz
17:35:07 - Dav999: Ok all I needed to do was pause DavBot so it'd stop poking that flockmod window
17:35:18 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:23 - Dav999: But now DavBot is paused
17:35:31 - InfoTeddy: kekkk
17:35:31 - Lazarus_Gaming: im gonna go set my ipad to autocorrect patch to =patch
17:35:43 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
17:35:46 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:54 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:35:57 - DavB ::  "patches" is not the word! Game over. The word was: matches
17:36:00 - (Format) - TOASTER
17:36:02 - (Format) - WAS RIGHT
17:36:03 - Dav999: Toaster was right
17:36:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: F UCK
17:36:10 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
thoughtful discussion
20:28:01 - (Format) - wait WAIT
20:28:10 - (Format) - if a person can be claustrophobic
20:28:36 - (Format) - then can another be a claustrophile
20:28:49 - InfoTeddy: yes
[...]
20:31:49 - Dav999: I'm now imagining people going into their toilet or cupboard or whatever, closing the door, looking around touching all the sides, and fapping to the smallness of the space they're in
20:32:11 - InfoTeddy: very immature

12:43:57 - TSC: oh wait that explosion is a dancing woman
12:44:11 - (Format) - im so taking that out of context

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #50 on: June 1, 2013, 01:49:55 PM »
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

A line in my RPG project
huh

i rarely play gd anyway but who cares
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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #51 on: June 1, 2013, 01:52:45 PM »
Set approximately 10 years after the events of the original BioShock, the halls of Rapture once again echo with sins of the past. Along the Atlantic coastline, a monster has been snatching little girls and bringing them back to the undersea city of Rapture.

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #52 on: June 2, 2013, 01:11:37 PM »


blame the CYOA

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #53 on: June 2, 2013, 02:47:43 PM »
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« Reply #54 on: June 2, 2013, 05:28:48 PM »
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14:32:35 - (Doormat) - WAXFJFEJ
14:32:43 - Toaster1: AYGDHYASDGY
14:32:51 - (Doormat) - FJGIJJRRKEE
14:33:07 - Toaster1: ATDASGY
14:33:07 - Dav999: Hello...?
14:33:09 - (Doormat) - hi
14:33:20 - Toaster1: we're creating a new language over here
14:33:23 - Toaster1: we call it welsh v2
computer invitation
15:00:51 - (Doormat) - and the best one:
15:01:01 - (Doormat) - "Charles Babbage invited the computer"

(image courtesy of Dav)
meen je dit
17:15:21 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
17:15:28 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
17:15:31 - Dav999: (that was a bot paused message)
17:15:34 - InfoTeddy: o
17:15:50 - Dav999: What CAN you do right, DavBot
17:15:56 - DavB ::  Yes?
17:16:05 - Dav999: IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
=patches
17:31:22 - InfoTeddy: =hatches
17:31:26 - DavB ::  "hatches" is not the word! 1 attempts left. _ a t c h e s   (Used: ABCDEFGHINOST)
17:31:28 - InfoTeddy: shit
17:31:32 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:32 - (Format) - ẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞ
17:31:35 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:31:40 - Dav999: DavBot Flockmod stop freezing
17:31:42 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:43 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:46 - InfoTeddy: =LATCHES
17:31:46 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:51 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:52 - InfoTeddy: =shut the fuck up
17:31:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:00 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:02 - (Format) - #teamlatches
17:32:05 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:06 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:09 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:10 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:11 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:13 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:15 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:20 - Dav999: Flockmod's not responding
17:32:25 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:26 - Lazarus_Gaming: the great =latches/=patches war of 2016
17:32:27 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:27 - Dav999: And DavBot still keeps poking it
17:32:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:31 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:34 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:36 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:37 - Dav999: Stop
17:32:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:38 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:43 - Dav999: I'll say when it unfreezes
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Dav999: I said stop
17:32:49 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:50 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:52 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:52 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:55 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:55 - Dav999: Guys
17:32:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:00 - Toaster: what if its matches????
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:02 - InfoTeddy: Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:33:03 - InfoTeddy: xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
17:33:14 - InfoTeddy: also no one cares toaster
17:33:17 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:19 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:22 - (Format) - #teammatches
17:33:23 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:25 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:27 - Dav999: I was gonna wait a little bit more but too bad, you ran out of Format's patience
17:33:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:36 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has left the room
17:33:36 - EVENT :: InfoTeddy has been kicked by Format
17:33:40 - (Format) - there
17:33:44 - Dav999: ...ok that
17:33:46 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:53 - (Format) - dont say it
17:34:02 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has entered the room
17:34:04 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:34:10 - Dav999: inb4 kick
17:34:11 - (Format) - infoteddy do you wanna be kicked
17:34:15 - Lazarus_Gaming: inb4 kick
17:34:16 - InfoTeddy: 14:33:01 - (InfoTeddy) - Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:34:24 - (Format) - no excuse
17:34:33 - InfoTeddy: then take that as a no xd
17:34:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patch infoteddy out of the drawing room (inb4 ban)
17:34:47 - InfoTeddy: I don't have a problem with multiple flockmod tabs
17:34:53 - (Format) - that was a really bad stretch laz
17:35:07 - Dav999: Ok all I needed to do was pause DavBot so it'd stop poking that flockmod window
17:35:18 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:23 - Dav999: But now DavBot is paused
17:35:31 - InfoTeddy: kekkk
17:35:31 - Lazarus_Gaming: im gonna go set my ipad to autocorrect patch to =patch
17:35:43 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
17:35:46 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:54 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:35:57 - DavB ::  "patches" is not the word! Game over. The word was: matches
17:36:00 - (Format) - TOASTER
17:36:02 - (Format) - WAS RIGHT
17:36:03 - Dav999: Toaster was right
17:36:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: F UCK
17:36:10 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
thoughtful discussion
20:28:01 - (Format) - wait WAIT
20:28:10 - (Format) - if a person can be claustrophobic
20:28:36 - (Format) - then can another be a claustrophile
20:28:49 - InfoTeddy: yes
[...]
20:31:49 - Dav999: I'm now imagining people going into their toilet or cupboard or whatever, closing the door, looking around touching all the sides, and fapping to the smallness of the space they're in
20:32:11 - InfoTeddy: very immature

12:43:57 - TSC: oh wait that explosion is a dancing woman
12:44:11 - (Format) - im so taking that out of context

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #56 on: June 4, 2013, 04:39:11 PM »
A kitten or kitty is a juvenile domesticated cat.[1] A feline litter usually consists of two to five kittens. To survive, kittens need the care of their mother for the first several weeks of their life. Kittens are highly social animals and spend most of their waking hours playing and interacting with available companions.
Living in a sink is hard work.
I missed something...
(Roskilla) - back
Jony: post the chat on the forum so Roskilla can see
Dav999: Hi
Jony: Dav! Post the chat OR DIE
Dav999: Which part
crazyal02: damn i missed it
OK
(Roskilla) - ok
Jony: I'm doing it
(Roskilla) - ok
Jony: done
Dav999: Ok
Dav999: Oh really?
Jony: Hah, the imgur number ID thing is Hoo7bag
crazyal02: ninja conversation went in my sig
(Roskilla) - ok
(Roskilla) - ok?
Jony: OK
(Roskilla) - ok!
crazyal02: OK
Dav999: ok
Jony: KO
crazyal02: ok
Dav999: ok
crazyal02: OK
crazyal02: ok
Dav999: ok
Jony: K.O.
(Roskilla) - this is going in my sig
Dav999: OK!
crazyal02: okey dokey
Pi/Adobe
Samario: Pi.
(Roskilla) - 3.1415
Dav999: π
Samario: *3.1415926535
Dav999: 8979etc
Jony: How come whenever I'm here noone posts, but when I check the forum everyone posts?
Dav999: Because adobe
Jony: ?
Dav999: http://imageshack.us/a/img856/6443/84838823.png
Samario: Xd
Samario: *XD
Dav999: From this post: http://distractionware.com/forum/index.php?topic=1352.msg16128#msg16128
Jony: oh ok (pigman)
Fruit!
Dav999: AFK
Jony: AOK
ORANGES: ORNAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDSDSlag
ORANGES: ORANGES.
Jony: no
(Roskilla) - APPLES BANANAS
ORANGES: Oranges?
(Roskilla) - Pineoranges would taste good
(Roskilla) - instead of pineapple
Dav999: Back
Jony: to the past?
Dav999: No, back to the future
(Roskilla) - No, to the PO
Jony: aww...
JonathanOS
Jony: Check out my new JonathanOS
JonathanOS: Hello
(Roskilla) - cool
Jony: It does everything
JonathanOS: everything
Jony: It even runs LOGO
(Roskilla) - ok like make me toast an butter it?
Jony: Ye
Jony: Yes
Jony: Hold on a sec
Jony: :Create entity toast
JonathanOS: What would you like on it?
Jony: butter
(Roskilla) - butter
JonathanOS: Give me a moment...
JonathanOS: Loading
JonathanOS: Done!
(Roskilla) - cool!
Jony: I know, right?
Kayya: woah
NINJAS!!
Dav999: Anyway, it's Japanese for nn?
Dav999: (Hmm?
Dav999: )
Kayya: its faster then my windows 8 desktop
(Viridian) - wat o_0
(Viridian) - you ninja'd me
Kayya: who did what
Dav999: Windows 8 is also terribly slow in Virtualbox, Windows Vista runs normally
(Viridian) - you ninja'd me
Kayya: who me?
(Viridian) - no dav999
Dav999: And 8 was supposed to be fast
(Viridian) - but you first
Kayya: for internet explorer, its fast
(Viridian) - you ninja'd me dav
Dav999: Internet explorer :o
(Viridian) - kayya again
Kayya: chrome and firefox are as slow as a turtle there
Dav999: Seriously, are you using the drawing room in IE?
(Viridian) - dav again
Kayya: im not
Kayya: i hate ie
Kayya: im using chrome
Dav999: Oh
Kayya: roskilla
Kayya: what
(Viridian) - EVERYONE STOP NINJA'ING!
(Viridian) - i use crome
Kayya: what
Kayya: *chrome
(Viridian) - whatev
They won't let me do ASCII!
(Roskilla) - dont post in chat
(Roskilla) -   ___ ___ .__
Jony: but wait
Jony: *wai
Jony: I like posting in chat
(Roskilla) - i was doing an ascii art
Jony: oh
(Roskilla) - /:/
Jony: go on
(Roskilla) -   ___ ___ .__
Jony: what's it a picture of?
(Roskilla) - the word Hi
Jony: ok
(Roskilla) -   ___ ___ .__
(Roskilla) -  /   |   \|__|
Jony: Who is it saying hi to?
(Roskilla) - NEVERMIND!!!
Jony: ok fine I'm done for real

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14:32:35 - (Doormat) - WAXFJFEJ
14:32:43 - Toaster1: AYGDHYASDGY
14:32:51 - (Doormat) - FJGIJJRRKEE
14:33:07 - Toaster1: ATDASGY
14:33:07 - Dav999: Hello...?
14:33:09 - (Doormat) - hi
14:33:20 - Toaster1: we're creating a new language over here
14:33:23 - Toaster1: we call it welsh v2
computer invitation
15:00:51 - (Doormat) - and the best one:
15:01:01 - (Doormat) - "Charles Babbage invited the computer"

(image courtesy of Dav)
meen je dit
17:15:21 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
17:15:28 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
17:15:31 - Dav999: (that was a bot paused message)
17:15:34 - InfoTeddy: o
17:15:50 - Dav999: What CAN you do right, DavBot
17:15:56 - DavB ::  Yes?
17:16:05 - Dav999: IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
=patches
17:31:22 - InfoTeddy: =hatches
17:31:26 - DavB ::  "hatches" is not the word! 1 attempts left. _ a t c h e s   (Used: ABCDEFGHINOST)
17:31:28 - InfoTeddy: shit
17:31:32 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:32 - (Format) - ẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞ
17:31:35 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:31:40 - Dav999: DavBot Flockmod stop freezing
17:31:42 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:43 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:46 - InfoTeddy: =LATCHES
17:31:46 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:51 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:52 - InfoTeddy: =shut the fuck up
17:31:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:00 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:02 - (Format) - #teamlatches
17:32:05 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:06 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:09 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:10 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:11 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:13 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:15 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:20 - Dav999: Flockmod's not responding
17:32:25 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:26 - Lazarus_Gaming: the great =latches/=patches war of 2016
17:32:27 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:27 - Dav999: And DavBot still keeps poking it
17:32:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:31 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:34 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:36 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:37 - Dav999: Stop
17:32:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:38 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:43 - Dav999: I'll say when it unfreezes
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Dav999: I said stop
17:32:49 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:50 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:52 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:52 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:55 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:55 - Dav999: Guys
17:32:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:00 - Toaster: what if its matches????
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:02 - InfoTeddy: Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:33:03 - InfoTeddy: xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
17:33:14 - InfoTeddy: also no one cares toaster
17:33:17 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:19 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:22 - (Format) - #teammatches
17:33:23 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:25 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:27 - Dav999: I was gonna wait a little bit more but too bad, you ran out of Format's patience
17:33:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:36 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has left the room
17:33:36 - EVENT :: InfoTeddy has been kicked by Format
17:33:40 - (Format) - there
17:33:44 - Dav999: ...ok that
17:33:46 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:53 - (Format) - dont say it
17:34:02 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has entered the room
17:34:04 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:34:10 - Dav999: inb4 kick
17:34:11 - (Format) - infoteddy do you wanna be kicked
17:34:15 - Lazarus_Gaming: inb4 kick
17:34:16 - InfoTeddy: 14:33:01 - (InfoTeddy) - Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:34:24 - (Format) - no excuse
17:34:33 - InfoTeddy: then take that as a no xd
17:34:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patch infoteddy out of the drawing room (inb4 ban)
17:34:47 - InfoTeddy: I don't have a problem with multiple flockmod tabs
17:34:53 - (Format) - that was a really bad stretch laz
17:35:07 - Dav999: Ok all I needed to do was pause DavBot so it'd stop poking that flockmod window
17:35:18 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:23 - Dav999: But now DavBot is paused
17:35:31 - InfoTeddy: kekkk
17:35:31 - Lazarus_Gaming: im gonna go set my ipad to autocorrect patch to =patch
17:35:43 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
17:35:46 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:54 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:35:57 - DavB ::  "patches" is not the word! Game over. The word was: matches
17:36:00 - (Format) - TOASTER
17:36:02 - (Format) - WAS RIGHT
17:36:03 - Dav999: Toaster was right
17:36:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: F UCK
17:36:10 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
thoughtful discussion
20:28:01 - (Format) - wait WAIT
20:28:10 - (Format) - if a person can be claustrophobic
20:28:36 - (Format) - then can another be a claustrophile
20:28:49 - InfoTeddy: yes
[...]
20:31:49 - Dav999: I'm now imagining people going into their toilet or cupboard or whatever, closing the door, looking around touching all the sides, and fapping to the smallness of the space they're in
20:32:11 - InfoTeddy: very immature

12:43:57 - TSC: oh wait that explosion is a dancing woman
12:44:11 - (Format) - im so taking that out of context

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The Greatest Work of Fiction Ever Created (NSFW)
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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #59 on: June 7, 2013, 10:58:16 AM »

BLAME SEUS
« Last Edit: June 7, 2013, 11:16:54 AM by Subject Delta »
huh

i rarely play gd anyway but who cares
ill put my profile down there
vvvvvv