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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2013, 11:43:25 AM »
I have the entire 5 word story on my clipboard right now...
Chatlogs v
Ninja'd
21:37:39 - Doormat: Checking my swapnote
21:37:58 - (Dav999) - ?
21:38:17 - Doormat: 3DS Swapnote
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Ah, Googled and now I know what you mean
21:38:54 - Doormat: ...Nintendo Letter Box
21:38:56 - (Dav999) - In Europe it's called "Ninten
21:38:59 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me


15:23:27 - teh_blue441: What's the difference between Vasin and Viridian?
15:23:36 - Samario: Viridian's a darker blue.
15:23:39 - (Dav999) - Vasin is bri
15:23:44 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
15:23:49 - Samario: XD


20:09:58 - verdigris: undo magic
20:10:06 - ##Board has been undone by verdigris##
20:10:07 - verdigris: genius
20:10:18 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me in undo-ing
20:10:37 - (Dav999) - I was sliding the slider and then you had undone already


19:51:33 - Jony: asdfghjkl
19:51:37 - Jony: qwertyuiop
19:51:39 - (Dav999) - qwertyuiop
19:51:40 - Jony: zxcvbnm
19:51:46 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me with that
19:51:58 - Jony: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA I'm EVIL


20:32:20 - Kayya: tos?
20:32:27 - (Dav999) - Terms Of Service
20:32:27 - Samario: Terms Of Service.
20:32:34 - Samario: You ninja'd me.
20:32:34 - (Dav999) - I ninja'd you
20:32:44 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me there
20:33:08 - (Dav999) - You literally ninja'd me in saying that I ninja'd you
20:33:31 - Kayya: ninjaception


18:39:34 - blue441: who's that
18:39:38 - blue441: Sonic?
18:39:43 - Sonic: Lol.
18:39:45 - Sonic: It
18:39:51 - blue441: ...
18:39:55 - (Dav999) - Sonic is luigi700
18:39:56 - Sonic: It's actually Luigi700.
18:40:03 - (Dav999) - Ha ninja'd you
18:40:05 - Kayya: ninja'd by dav
18:40:14 - Kayya: finally, dav didn't get ninja'd!
18:40:40 - blue441: He already ninja'd me in one forum game...


19:19:41 - blue441: I said "I should have been "it"
19:19:51 - (Dav999) - I know
19:19:55 - blue441: I think I forgot an " now...
19:20:19 - blue441: I've got to stop typing fast
19:20:43 - (Dav999) - But then other people outspeed you
19:21:00 - (Dav999) - I'd say better than making mistakes all the time
19:21:06 - blue441: It's better than typos...
19:21:14 - (Dav999) - I ninja'd you
19:21:18 - blue441: Yup
19:21:21 - blue441: :P


22:38:35 - Samario: What's the "wiki" URL?
22:38:44 - Doormat: distractionware.wikia.com
22:38:45 - (Dav999) - distractionware.wikia.com
22:38:49 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
22:38:53 - Doormat: :)


21:52:47 - Samario: Don't we already HAVE Verde?
21:53:00 - Kayya: i dont think so
21:53:00 - (Dav999) - I guess not
21:53:08 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me


19:24:37 - ##Board has been undone by verdigris##
19:24:45 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
19:24:47 - (Dav999) - in undoing
19:24:51 - verdigris: yeah im a ninja
19:24:57 - verdigris: *japan music*


Viewer 1@All: You use Windows 7 too?
You@All: That's Windows 8
Viewer 1@All: oh
Kayya@All: windows 8
Viewer 1@All: Dav ninja'd you
Viewer 1@All: I added that to my signature ;)
Kayya@All: what?
You@All: That chat I think
Viewer 1@All: The Win8 conversation
Viewer 1@All: you ninja'd me, stop it
You@All: Yep, I ninja'd you
Kayya@All: everyone is a ninja today
You@All: You ninja'd me in saying I ninja'd you
Viewer 1@All: NINJAS!


21:28:51 - Samario: Press R after going to Space Station 1 in 2.0 and you'd be sent back to the ship.
21:29:05 - (Dav999) - It actually setcheckpoint()s
21:29:14 - Samario: Before the end of the script.
21:29:18 - (Dav999) - You need to press R before --- yes
21:29:21 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
21:29:24 - Samario: :3
Combo breaker
21:39:21 - Kayya: hats
21:39:41 - (Dav999) - Hats?
21:39:44 - Kayya: hats
21:39:51 - (Dav999) - Hats.
21:40:28 - Kayya: yes
21:40:37 - (Dav999) - Combo breaker
21:41:07 - Kayya: ccccombobreaker
21:41:33 - (Dav999) - I *just* broke the combo breaker combo with this message :P
21:42:05 - Kayya: come on
21:42:38 - (Dav999) - This will be in my siggy
21:43:13 - Kayya: really?
21:43:19 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:43:35 - Kayya: well then
21:44:03 - (Dav999) - I just don't know where to split exactly
21:44:11 - (Dav999) - Probably before that message
21:44:16 - Kayya: okay
21:44:47 - (Dav999) - *ends up taking everything including this*
21:44:55 - Kayya: really
21:44:57 - Kayya: just
21:44:59 - Kayya: just really


22:52:34 - Jony: Hey, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
22:52:42 - Doormat: what
22:52:46 - Kayya: what
22:52:48 - (Dav999) - What
22:52:56 - Doormat: what
22:53:02 - Kayya: what
22:53:07 - (Dav999) - BROKEN!
22:53:11 - Doormat: D:
22:53:16 - Kayya: DAMMIT, DAV
22:53:21 - (Dav999) - Problem?


22:21:55 - Kayya: wait
22:21:59 - Jony: what?
22:22:03 - ToasterApocalypse: what
22:22:06 - (Dav999) - What?
22:22:08 - Jony: WHAAAT?
22:22:10 - Doormat: what
22:22:14 - (Dav999) - Wat
22:22:14 - Jony: whut
22:22:16 - ToasterApocalypse: SAY WHHAAAAAAAAAAT
22:22:20 - Jony: NO MA
22:22:21 - Samario: COMBO BREAKER!
Old Pokémon match
16:49:46 - ToasterApocalypse: i challenge you to a pokemon match
16:49:48 - ToasterApocalypse: go lapras
16:49:51 - luciano_like_a_boss: ^%!@##$$%^&&*()_+
16:50:04 - luciano_like_a_boss: go dialga kill him!
16:50:12 - ToasterApocalypse: hahaahahahahahahahahaha
16:50:13 - ToasterApocalypse: haha
16:50:20 - ToasterApocalypse: you just sent out a dragon type
16:50:27 - luciano_like_a_boss: SHUT HTHE HOLY FUCK UP
16:50:31 - ToasterApocalypse: lapras is part ice, so it can learn ice beam
16:50:35 - ToasterApocalypse: RIP dialga k
Clock
22:29:08 - (Dav999) - Another story, someone wanted to throw a clock out of the window (from a building), asked the management, and they said no
22:29:17 - Kayya: well then
22:29:20 - (Dav999) - But these are the kind of things you're not supposed to ask!
22:29:31 - (Dav999) - That's a thing you should just do!
BRB
21:54:10 - Doormat: brb
21:54:12 - (Dav999) - OK
21:54:18 - Doormat: back
21:54:23 - (Dav999) - Haha
21:54:30 - (Dav999) - You were gone for 8 seconds
21:54:48 - Doormat: HAH


21:57:32 - Doormat: brb
21:57:33 - Doormat: back
21:57:42 - Kayya: that took like .2 seconds
21:57:47 - (Dav999) - You were gone for 1 second doormat
21:57:52 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:57:56 - Doormat: yeah I stopped time while I was gone
21:57:56 - ToasterApocalypse: nvm lel
21:57:59 - ToasterApocalypse: i wanna like
21:58:03 - (Dav999) - brb
21:58:03 - (Dav999) - back
21:58:03 - ToasterApocalypse: be quicker than dootmat
21:58:06 - ToasterApocalypse: dootmat yolo
21:58:12 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:58:12 - ToasterApocalypse: back
21:58:14 - Doormat: brb
21:58:14 - Doormat: back
21:58:20 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:58:21 - ToasterApocalypse: back
21:58:23 - ToasterApocalypse: HA
21:58:24 - Doormat: brb
21:58:24 - Doormat: back
21:58:30 - (Dav999) - Brb
21:58:30 - (Dav999) - back
21:58:35 - (Dav999) - Hahahaaa
21:58:37 - Doormat: brb
21:58:37 - Doormat: back


13:57:08 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:57:13 - Doormat: l
13:57:14 - Doormat: *k
13:57:19 - blue441: OK
13:57:23 - (Dav999) - Back
13:57:28 - blue441: What the?
13:57:29 - Doormat: k
13:57:46 - (Dav999) - It was a really legit 15 seconds brb
13:57:55 - blue441: Seemed less
13:58:11 - blue441: That reminds me...
13:58:19 - blue441: BRB
13:58:20 - blue441: Back
13:58:25 - (Dav999) - You're slow
13:58:31 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:58:31 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:31 - blue441: BRB
13:58:32 - blue441: BACK
13:58:37 - Doormat: brb
13:58:38 - Doormat: Back
13:58:38 - blue441: ´WHAT?
13:58:40 - (Dav999) - Bbr
13:58:43 - (Dav999) - Oops
13:58:47 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:58:47 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:51 - Doormat: brb
13:58:51 - Doormat: Back
13:58:53 - (Dav999) - Brb
13:58:53 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:56 - blue441: Notice above
13:59:12 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:13 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:13 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:27 - blue441: "(blue441) - BRB Dav999: BRB Dav999: Back (blue441) - BACK"
13:59:31 - blue441: I'm slow
13:59:39 - blue441: BRB
13:59:40 - blue441: BACK
13:59:45 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:59:45 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:49 - blue441: ´BRB
13:59:50 - blue441: BSKDC
13:59:53 - (Dav999) - Pff
13:59:54 - blue441: GAH
14:00:07 - blue441: BRB
14:00:08 - blue441: BACKJ
14:00:17 - blue441: BRB
14:00:17 - (Dav999) - :D
14:00:18 - blue441: ABCK
XD
18:54:26 - ToasterApocalypse: I hate the XD face so damn much
18:54:31 - (Dav999) - xD
18:54:38 - Doormat: XD
18:54:44 - FIQ: XD


(Found that coincidentally in an old screenshot from February)
OK
21:44:14 - Kayya: yeah, those three by said warp token.
21:44:20 - (Dav999) - OK!
21:46:04 - (Dav999) - What are the coordinates of ribbon chess?
21:46:50 - Kayya: im looking for it
21:47:04 - (Dav999) - Ok
21:47:52 - Kayya: (9,8)
21:48:07 - (Dav999) - Ok (do I say OK too much?)
21:48:12 - Kayya: yes
21:48:17 - (Dav999) - Ok


16:24:31 - Roskilla: ok
16:25:08 - Roskilla: ok?
16:25:10 - Jony: OK
16:25:12 - Roskilla: ok!
16:25:13 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:13 - crazyal02: OK
16:25:15 - Jony: KO
16:25:15 - crazyal02: ok
16:25:17 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:18 - crazyal02: OK
16:25:19 - crazyal02: ok
16:25:20 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:21 - Jony: K.O.
16:25:23 - (Dav999) - OK!
16:25:23 - Roskilla: this is going in my sig
16:25:27 - crazyal02: okey dokey
16:25:36 - (Dav999) - You brOKe it
Facepalming cat
21:36:46 - Doormat: Speaking of which last night I took a photo of my cat facepalming
21:36:49 - Doormat: IN 3D
21:37:02 - (Dav999) - Your cat facepalming?
21:37:09 - Doormat: yes
21:37:16 - (Dav999) - So you failed that bad that even your CAT was facepalming?
21:37:27 - Doormat: yes
21:37:30 - Kayya: wow


...
21:18:11 - (Dav999) - ...
21:25:32 - Kayya: ...
21:26:08 - (Dav999) - ...
21:28:20 - Kayya: ...
21:28:27 - (Dav999) - ...
21:29:33 - Kayya: ...
21:29:39 - (Dav999) - ...
21:30:11 - Kayya: ...
21:30:16 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:21 - Kayya: ...
21:32:26 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:52 - Kayya: ...
21:32:57 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:33:07 - (Dav999) - Oops
21:33:22 - (Dav999) - (Accidentally typed ///, but what's MC?
21:33:30 - (Dav999) - Try typing ///
21:34:21 - Kayya: hm/
21:34:24 - Kayya: *?
21:34:31 - (Dav999) - Did you type ///?
21:34:42 - Kayya: yea
21:34:50 - (Dav999) - Didn't show up for me
21:34:52 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:34:55 - (Dav999) - I just typed it
21:35:58 - Kayya: didnt show up for me either
21:36:10 - (Dav999) - I wonder what it does...
21:36:21 - Kayya: looks like a pm of sorts
21:36:44 - (Dav999) - But a pm to whom?
21:37:09 - Dav999 doesn't understand
21:38:24 - Kayya: mc?
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:38:53 - (Dav999) - What does it do?
When I want to type 2012
14:48:54 - (Dav999) - Last active April 2013
14:48:57 - (Dav999) - *20122222222222
14:49:14 - (Dav999) - 2013
14:49:18 - (Dav999) - **DAMN
14:49:27 - (Dav999) - If I want to type 2012, I type 2013
Doormat=Toaster?
23:23:12 - Kayya: shes canadian
23:23:19 - Doormat: yeah
23:23:33 - Doormat: and i'm... well...
23:23:46 - Doormat: i'd say american but that'd be a lie
23:23:52 - Doormat: i'm not in europe either
23:24:03 - Kayya: the only person i know that is not american is dav
23:24:09 - Kayya: (besides tap)
23:24:23 - (Dav999) - And Toaster?
23:24:29 - (Dav999) - And Terry?
23:24:32 - Kayya: i dont remember about toaster
23:24:34 - Doormat: ok I lied, I AM toaster
23:24:37 - Doormat: *american
23:24:40 - (Dav999) - haha
23:24:42 - Kayya: doormat is toaster
23:24:49 - Doormat: darn it why does my mind go off track like that
23:25:05 - Kayya: doormat is the toaster, it is him
ö (join.me chat)
Host@All: hello?
You@All: Hell
Host@All: oh
You@All: WHYYY join.me
Host@All: :P
You@All: I typed "Hello" with dots on the o, but it disappeared making it "Hell"
Host@All: and I said oh
Host@All: which is a great put
Host@All: *pun
They can't count
12:27:46 - Doormat: ...
12:27:55 - (Dav999) - dot dot dot
12:27:59 - Doormat: tod tod tod
12:28:03 - Doormat: todd todd todd
12:28:13 - (Dav999) - NORMAL WIDTH HORIZONTAL ELLIPSIS WITH THREE DOTS
12:28:18 - Doormat: hah
12:28:24 - Doormat: that made me laugh
12:28:59 - (Dav999) - You know, I have a character map app on my iPod, and there's something very weird.
12:29:03 - (Dav999) - I'll send you a screenshot
12:29:03 - Doormat: What
12:29:06 - Doormat: ok
12:29:06 - (Dav999) - hold on
12:32:20 - (Dav999) - http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6417/r7p.png
12:32:42 - Doormat: Lol
12:32:47 - Doormat: 5 pointed star
12:32:51 - Doormat: learn to count
12:32:52 - (Dav999) - They can't count
12:33:10 - Doormat: You were ninja'd yet again
12:33:31 - (Dav999) - Yeah
12:33:39 - Doormat: So anyways
12:33:39 - (Dav999) - To my siggy!
12:33:42 - Doormat: Yay!
Screenshot
21:33:14 - Samario: Wait, waitwaitwait.
21:33:19 - Samario: Look at this screenshot...
21:33:26 - blue441: …
21:33:52 - blue441: Time to try No Death Mode while collecting trinkets
21:33:52 - (Dav999) - Interesting screenshot
21:33:59 - (Dav999) - How did you manage to do that
21:34:06 - blue441: lel
21:34:09 - Samario: <:/
21:34:13 - blue441: or LOL whatever
Français
19:53:26 - GLOBAL MESSAGE :: 11.07B out! http://py-bot.com/news/ for the latest updates and news. For all of our registered users who have been unable to save while logged in, we have that sorted out now. Sorry about the issues, just heard about it a few minutes ago (email us next time! devs@py-bot.com)
19:53:55 - (Dav999) - Ah, c'était une message globale
19:54:26 - blue441: yes, I think you said that right
19:54:46 - (Dav999) - But GT is telling me that globale means comprehensive
19:54:53 - blue441: (if you meant "it was" instead of "it's)
19:54:56 - (Dav999) - So synonym or false friend
19:55:00 - (Dav999) - Yeah, I meant it was
19:55:11 - (Dav999) - Otherwise I would've said c'est
19:55:20 - blue441: ye
19:55:54 - (Dav999) - Pourquoi est-ce que je parle français ?
19:56:17 - blue441: parce que....
19:56:20 - blue441: uh...
19:56:26 - blue441: je ne sais pas
19:56:39 - (Dav999) - Ma français est mieux, than, je uuuhh
19:56:42 - (Dav999) - thought
19:57:01 - blue441: I forgot what mieux meant
19:57:05 - (Dav999) - Better
19:57:19 - (Dav999) - Mais ça est quelque chose pour mon signature
19:58:11 - blue441: it's something for your signature?
19:58:16 - (Dav999) - Yeah
19:58:22 - (Dav999) - Oui oui
20:00:08 - (Dav999) - Je pense mon français suce normalement
Puppy attack
22:44:37 - (Dav999) - halp
22:44:41 - Doormat: hi
22:44:42 - Doormat: halp?
22:44:43 - (Dav999) - Pupp[u
22:44:45 - ayellowperson: hi
22:44:50 - Doormat: lel
22:44:53 - Doormat: puppy attack
22:44:53 - (Dav999) - *Puppy
Future
31-12-2013 - 01-01-2014:
23:59:55 - (Dav999) - 5
23:59:56 - (Dav999) - 4
23:59:57 - (Dav999) - 3
23:59:58 - (Dav999) - 2
23:59:59 - (Dav999) - 1
00:00:00 - (Dav999) - 0
00:00:03 - Kayya: DAV WHATS THE FUTURE LIKE
00:00:10 - (Dav999) - Futurely
00:00:14 - Kayya: ARE THERE FLYING CARS YET
[...]
00:00:28 - Kayya: WHAT ABOUT TIME MACHINES
00:04:04 - Toaster: lets watch as 2014 becomes really shit
[...]
00:19:46 - (Dav999) - Okay so the real firework starts at around 0:05
00:21:36 - (Dav999) - I am from the future
00:21:41 - (Dav999) - I'm from 2014
[...]
01:30:51 - Kayya: dav are there time machines in the future yet
01:31:24 - (Dav999) - Not yet
01:31:34 - Kayya: 2014 sucks already ;;


Fri 17-01-2014 - Sat 18-01-2014:
00:00:37 - (Dav999) - Tomorrow's sunday already
00:00:41 - (Dav999) - For me, at least
00:01:12 - Kayya: its friday
00:01:33 - (Dav999) - For me it's saturday
00:01:46 - Kayya: whats the future like
00:01:55 - (Dav999) - Flying cars and stuf
00:01:57 - (Dav999) - *stuff
00:02:07 - Kayya: :D
Panic
You@All: Meanwhile I'm posting something
You@All: NO I CLOSED THE TAB
You@All: NEVER MIND IT'S BACK
Kayya@All: hah
You@All: With the contents of the post and all phew
Why haven't I raised this to 20000 yet
You@All: You know every time I want to change my sig I have to go into admin to raise the character limit?
Kayya@All: then lower it once youre done?
You@All: Yep
I can be a pro predictor too
17:08:19 - (Dav999) - inb4 toast
17:08:25 - EVENT :: Unregistered user Toaster has entered the room
17:08:27 - Doormat: xd
17:08:30 - (Dav999) - Nailed it
17:08:31 - Toaster: yeeees
17:08:34 - Doormat: YOU GUESSED RIGHT
Wrongly thanked
19:27:51 - Kayya: brb/afk
19:27:57 - (Dav999) - k
19:34:21 - Kayya: back
19:34:25 - Doormat: wb
19:34:30 - (Dav999) - ty
19:34:31 - Doormat: yw
19:34:32 - (Dav999) - *wb
19:34:35 - Doormat: xd
19:34:36 - (Dav999) - Haha oops
Fatal error: Call to undefined function blowup() ..
19:42:10 - Doormat: I also need to explode() the inside contents
19:42:22 - Doormat: not to mention getting the id value
19:42:44 - Samario: explode(Toaster)
19:42:49 - (Dav999) - No
19:42:56 - Doormat: that's not what explode() does
19:42:56 - (Dav999) - That would yield an error
19:43:09 - (Dav999) - Let's get technical
19:44:11 - (Dav999) - $array = explode('|','Test|test2'); echo $array[0]; // => Test
19:44:26 - Doormat: I know how explode() works
19:44:31 - (Dav999) - (I know you know)
19:44:35 - (Dav999) - I was talking to Samario
19:44:39 - Doormat: ok
19:44:44 - (Dav999) - Now let's continue while Samario figures it out
19:44:59 - Doormat: I need to get the content and id number of the first <vid>
19:45:03 - Doormat: that's it
19:45:32 - Samario: $array = explode('|','Toaster|OT'); echo $array[0]; // => better?
19:45:45 - Doormat: that will just seperate the two
19:46:00 - (Dav999) - explode does not destroy things at all
19:46:08 - Doormat: ^
19:46:19 - (Dav999) - It just splits strings, given a certain delimiter
19:46:25 - Samario: blowup(toaster)
19:46:32 - (Dav999) - That doesn't exist
19:46:33 - Doormat: that's not even a PHP command
19:46:50 - Doormat: anyways dav
19:47:25 - Samario: wait this is PHP?
19:47:29 - Doormat: yes.
19:47:49 - (Dav999) - I just actually broke an entire site trying to do that
19:47:53 - (Dav999) - You win Samario
19:47:56 - (Dav999) - It worked
19:48:05 - Samario: \o/
19:48:16 - Doormat: but toaster is intact
19:48:27 - Samario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chatbot: BRB
22:19:39 - Vitellary: Yay. Lunch while still on computer. BRB
22:19:40 - Doormat: ok
22:19:54 - (Dav999) - BRB would need to be the first word for the bot to respond to it
22:19:56 - DavB ::  Ok
22:20:02 - (Dav999) - Pff
22:20:10 - Doormat: hah
English
22:20:25 - (Dav999) - And you might know or have looked already but are you're sure there isn't a wireless switch on the side?
22:20:35 - (Dav999) - My English is derping
English II
23:28:46 - (Dav999) - That question would lock out many people who doesn't know English as their native language too
23:28:56 - (Dav999) - Ok there my own English went
23:28:59 - InfoTeddy: xd
23:29:04 - (Dav999) - who don't* have*
13AM
19:34:08 - Samario: this place is deader than noodlez
19:34:14 - Toaster: xdddddd
19:34:19 - Toaster: we're all in serbe
19:34:21 - Toaster: thats why
19:43:27 - (Dav999) - Don't check at Monday 10AM-13AM America time
19:43:37 - (Dav999) - Except with an hour difference because it's still DST over there
19:43:56 - (Dav999) - Did I say 13AM
Laziness
01:01:03 - InfoTeddy: Where's the bot's status?
01:01:10 - Format: he ate it
01:01:16 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:01:25 - (Dav999) - Looks like it lost connection for a bit so it rejoined
01:01:34 - (Dav999) - Flockmod did, at least
01:01:39 - InfoTeddy: Oh.
01:01:41 - (Dav999) - I didn't program in anything to do that
01:02:01 - InfoTeddy: It should at least set his status when he rejoins the room.
01:02:14 - (Dav999) - !relayraw /status Active
01:02:31 - Format: !relayraw /status Evitca
01:02:31 - (Dav999) - Didn't even have to physically get up for that
01:02:32 - DavB ::  ERROR: Command not recognized. Try !help for a list of all commands.
01:02:39 - Format: darn it didnt work
01:02:40 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:02:43 - (Dav999) - I think you need to -- oh wait
01:02:53 - (Dav999) - You're recognized only as Doormat
01:02:57 - InfoTeddy: "I think you need to"...sign in as Doormat?
01:02:57 - Format: o
01:02:58 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:03:02 - (Dav999) - Damn now I have to physically get up
01:03:04 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
01:03:06 - Format: xd
01:03:31 - (Dav999) - And the bot was booted in 2015 and I'm still lazy so back to Ved
More DavBot madness
23:15:24 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
23:15:31 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
23:15:34 - (Dav999) - (that was a bot paused message)
23:15:38 - InfoTeddy: o
23:15:54 - (Dav999) - What CAN you do right, DavBot
23:15:59 - DavB ::  Yes?
23:16:08 - (Dav999) - IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
23:16:09 - InfoTeddy: xd


(Dav999) - Now let's shut up over a nice cup of tea and some biscuits

22:44:03 - Kuigi700: Can I have the link to dforum.web44.net
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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2013, 11:44:40 AM »
 (+)

...that was on my clipboard

Chatlogs
new language
14:32:35 - (Doormat) - WAXFJFEJ
14:32:43 - Toaster1: AYGDHYASDGY
14:32:51 - (Doormat) - FJGIJJRRKEE
14:33:07 - Toaster1: ATDASGY
14:33:07 - Dav999: Hello...?
14:33:09 - (Doormat) - hi
14:33:20 - Toaster1: we're creating a new language over here
14:33:23 - Toaster1: we call it welsh v2
computer invitation
15:00:51 - (Doormat) - and the best one:
15:01:01 - (Doormat) - "Charles Babbage invited the computer"

(image courtesy of Dav)
meen je dit
17:15:21 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
17:15:28 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
17:15:31 - Dav999: (that was a bot paused message)
17:15:34 - InfoTeddy: o
17:15:50 - Dav999: What CAN you do right, DavBot
17:15:56 - DavB ::  Yes?
17:16:05 - Dav999: IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
=patches
17:31:22 - InfoTeddy: =hatches
17:31:26 - DavB ::  "hatches" is not the word! 1 attempts left. _ a t c h e s   (Used: ABCDEFGHINOST)
17:31:28 - InfoTeddy: shit
17:31:32 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:32 - (Format) - ẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞ
17:31:35 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:31:40 - Dav999: DavBot Flockmod stop freezing
17:31:42 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:43 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:46 - InfoTeddy: =LATCHES
17:31:46 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:51 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:52 - InfoTeddy: =shut the fuck up
17:31:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:00 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:02 - (Format) - #teamlatches
17:32:05 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:06 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:09 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:10 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:11 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:13 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:15 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:20 - Dav999: Flockmod's not responding
17:32:25 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:26 - Lazarus_Gaming: the great =latches/=patches war of 2016
17:32:27 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:27 - Dav999: And DavBot still keeps poking it
17:32:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:31 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:34 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:36 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:37 - Dav999: Stop
17:32:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:38 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:43 - Dav999: I'll say when it unfreezes
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Dav999: I said stop
17:32:49 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:50 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:52 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:52 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:55 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:55 - Dav999: Guys
17:32:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:00 - Toaster: what if its matches????
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:02 - InfoTeddy: Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:33:03 - InfoTeddy: xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
17:33:14 - InfoTeddy: also no one cares toaster
17:33:17 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:19 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:22 - (Format) - #teammatches
17:33:23 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:25 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:27 - Dav999: I was gonna wait a little bit more but too bad, you ran out of Format's patience
17:33:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:36 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has left the room
17:33:36 - EVENT :: InfoTeddy has been kicked by Format
17:33:40 - (Format) - there
17:33:44 - Dav999: ...ok that
17:33:46 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:53 - (Format) - dont say it
17:34:02 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has entered the room
17:34:04 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:34:10 - Dav999: inb4 kick
17:34:11 - (Format) - infoteddy do you wanna be kicked
17:34:15 - Lazarus_Gaming: inb4 kick
17:34:16 - InfoTeddy: 14:33:01 - (InfoTeddy) - Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:34:24 - (Format) - no excuse
17:34:33 - InfoTeddy: then take that as a no xd
17:34:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patch infoteddy out of the drawing room (inb4 ban)
17:34:47 - InfoTeddy: I don't have a problem with multiple flockmod tabs
17:34:53 - (Format) - that was a really bad stretch laz
17:35:07 - Dav999: Ok all I needed to do was pause DavBot so it'd stop poking that flockmod window
17:35:18 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:23 - Dav999: But now DavBot is paused
17:35:31 - InfoTeddy: kekkk
17:35:31 - Lazarus_Gaming: im gonna go set my ipad to autocorrect patch to =patch
17:35:43 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
17:35:46 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:54 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:35:57 - DavB ::  "patches" is not the word! Game over. The word was: matches
17:36:00 - (Format) - TOASTER
17:36:02 - (Format) - WAS RIGHT
17:36:03 - Dav999: Toaster was right
17:36:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: F UCK
17:36:10 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
thoughtful discussion
20:28:01 - (Format) - wait WAIT
20:28:10 - (Format) - if a person can be claustrophobic
20:28:36 - (Format) - then can another be a claustrophile
20:28:49 - InfoTeddy: yes
[...]
20:31:49 - Dav999: I'm now imagining people going into their toilet or cupboard or whatever, closing the door, looking around touching all the sides, and fapping to the smallness of the space they're in
20:32:11 - InfoTeddy: very immature

12:43:57 - TSC: oh wait that explosion is a dancing woman
12:44:11 - (Format) - im so taking that out of context

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2013, 02:26:36 PM »
A 3DS doesn't even have a clipboard...
Chatlogs v
Ninja'd
21:37:39 - Doormat: Checking my swapnote
21:37:58 - (Dav999) - ?
21:38:17 - Doormat: 3DS Swapnote
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Ah, Googled and now I know what you mean
21:38:54 - Doormat: ...Nintendo Letter Box
21:38:56 - (Dav999) - In Europe it's called "Ninten
21:38:59 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me


15:23:27 - teh_blue441: What's the difference between Vasin and Viridian?
15:23:36 - Samario: Viridian's a darker blue.
15:23:39 - (Dav999) - Vasin is bri
15:23:44 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
15:23:49 - Samario: XD


20:09:58 - verdigris: undo magic
20:10:06 - ##Board has been undone by verdigris##
20:10:07 - verdigris: genius
20:10:18 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me in undo-ing
20:10:37 - (Dav999) - I was sliding the slider and then you had undone already


19:51:33 - Jony: asdfghjkl
19:51:37 - Jony: qwertyuiop
19:51:39 - (Dav999) - qwertyuiop
19:51:40 - Jony: zxcvbnm
19:51:46 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me with that
19:51:58 - Jony: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA I'm EVIL


20:32:20 - Kayya: tos?
20:32:27 - (Dav999) - Terms Of Service
20:32:27 - Samario: Terms Of Service.
20:32:34 - Samario: You ninja'd me.
20:32:34 - (Dav999) - I ninja'd you
20:32:44 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me there
20:33:08 - (Dav999) - You literally ninja'd me in saying that I ninja'd you
20:33:31 - Kayya: ninjaception


18:39:34 - blue441: who's that
18:39:38 - blue441: Sonic?
18:39:43 - Sonic: Lol.
18:39:45 - Sonic: It
18:39:51 - blue441: ...
18:39:55 - (Dav999) - Sonic is luigi700
18:39:56 - Sonic: It's actually Luigi700.
18:40:03 - (Dav999) - Ha ninja'd you
18:40:05 - Kayya: ninja'd by dav
18:40:14 - Kayya: finally, dav didn't get ninja'd!
18:40:40 - blue441: He already ninja'd me in one forum game...


19:19:41 - blue441: I said "I should have been "it"
19:19:51 - (Dav999) - I know
19:19:55 - blue441: I think I forgot an " now...
19:20:19 - blue441: I've got to stop typing fast
19:20:43 - (Dav999) - But then other people outspeed you
19:21:00 - (Dav999) - I'd say better than making mistakes all the time
19:21:06 - blue441: It's better than typos...
19:21:14 - (Dav999) - I ninja'd you
19:21:18 - blue441: Yup
19:21:21 - blue441: :P


22:38:35 - Samario: What's the "wiki" URL?
22:38:44 - Doormat: distractionware.wikia.com
22:38:45 - (Dav999) - distractionware.wikia.com
22:38:49 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
22:38:53 - Doormat: :)


21:52:47 - Samario: Don't we already HAVE Verde?
21:53:00 - Kayya: i dont think so
21:53:00 - (Dav999) - I guess not
21:53:08 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me


19:24:37 - ##Board has been undone by verdigris##
19:24:45 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
19:24:47 - (Dav999) - in undoing
19:24:51 - verdigris: yeah im a ninja
19:24:57 - verdigris: *japan music*


Viewer 1@All: You use Windows 7 too?
You@All: That's Windows 8
Viewer 1@All: oh
Kayya@All: windows 8
Viewer 1@All: Dav ninja'd you
Viewer 1@All: I added that to my signature ;)
Kayya@All: what?
You@All: That chat I think
Viewer 1@All: The Win8 conversation
Viewer 1@All: you ninja'd me, stop it
You@All: Yep, I ninja'd you
Kayya@All: everyone is a ninja today
You@All: You ninja'd me in saying I ninja'd you
Viewer 1@All: NINJAS!


21:28:51 - Samario: Press R after going to Space Station 1 in 2.0 and you'd be sent back to the ship.
21:29:05 - (Dav999) - It actually setcheckpoint()s
21:29:14 - Samario: Before the end of the script.
21:29:18 - (Dav999) - You need to press R before --- yes
21:29:21 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
21:29:24 - Samario: :3
Combo breaker
21:39:21 - Kayya: hats
21:39:41 - (Dav999) - Hats?
21:39:44 - Kayya: hats
21:39:51 - (Dav999) - Hats.
21:40:28 - Kayya: yes
21:40:37 - (Dav999) - Combo breaker
21:41:07 - Kayya: ccccombobreaker
21:41:33 - (Dav999) - I *just* broke the combo breaker combo with this message :P
21:42:05 - Kayya: come on
21:42:38 - (Dav999) - This will be in my siggy
21:43:13 - Kayya: really?
21:43:19 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:43:35 - Kayya: well then
21:44:03 - (Dav999) - I just don't know where to split exactly
21:44:11 - (Dav999) - Probably before that message
21:44:16 - Kayya: okay
21:44:47 - (Dav999) - *ends up taking everything including this*
21:44:55 - Kayya: really
21:44:57 - Kayya: just
21:44:59 - Kayya: just really


22:52:34 - Jony: Hey, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
22:52:42 - Doormat: what
22:52:46 - Kayya: what
22:52:48 - (Dav999) - What
22:52:56 - Doormat: what
22:53:02 - Kayya: what
22:53:07 - (Dav999) - BROKEN!
22:53:11 - Doormat: D:
22:53:16 - Kayya: DAMMIT, DAV
22:53:21 - (Dav999) - Problem?


22:21:55 - Kayya: wait
22:21:59 - Jony: what?
22:22:03 - ToasterApocalypse: what
22:22:06 - (Dav999) - What?
22:22:08 - Jony: WHAAAT?
22:22:10 - Doormat: what
22:22:14 - (Dav999) - Wat
22:22:14 - Jony: whut
22:22:16 - ToasterApocalypse: SAY WHHAAAAAAAAAAT
22:22:20 - Jony: NO MA
22:22:21 - Samario: COMBO BREAKER!
Old Pokémon match
16:49:46 - ToasterApocalypse: i challenge you to a pokemon match
16:49:48 - ToasterApocalypse: go lapras
16:49:51 - luciano_like_a_boss: ^%!@##$$%^&&*()_+
16:50:04 - luciano_like_a_boss: go dialga kill him!
16:50:12 - ToasterApocalypse: hahaahahahahahahahahaha
16:50:13 - ToasterApocalypse: haha
16:50:20 - ToasterApocalypse: you just sent out a dragon type
16:50:27 - luciano_like_a_boss: SHUT HTHE HOLY FUCK UP
16:50:31 - ToasterApocalypse: lapras is part ice, so it can learn ice beam
16:50:35 - ToasterApocalypse: RIP dialga k
Clock
22:29:08 - (Dav999) - Another story, someone wanted to throw a clock out of the window (from a building), asked the management, and they said no
22:29:17 - Kayya: well then
22:29:20 - (Dav999) - But these are the kind of things you're not supposed to ask!
22:29:31 - (Dav999) - That's a thing you should just do!
BRB
21:54:10 - Doormat: brb
21:54:12 - (Dav999) - OK
21:54:18 - Doormat: back
21:54:23 - (Dav999) - Haha
21:54:30 - (Dav999) - You were gone for 8 seconds
21:54:48 - Doormat: HAH


21:57:32 - Doormat: brb
21:57:33 - Doormat: back
21:57:42 - Kayya: that took like .2 seconds
21:57:47 - (Dav999) - You were gone for 1 second doormat
21:57:52 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:57:56 - Doormat: yeah I stopped time while I was gone
21:57:56 - ToasterApocalypse: nvm lel
21:57:59 - ToasterApocalypse: i wanna like
21:58:03 - (Dav999) - brb
21:58:03 - (Dav999) - back
21:58:03 - ToasterApocalypse: be quicker than dootmat
21:58:06 - ToasterApocalypse: dootmat yolo
21:58:12 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:58:12 - ToasterApocalypse: back
21:58:14 - Doormat: brb
21:58:14 - Doormat: back
21:58:20 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:58:21 - ToasterApocalypse: back
21:58:23 - ToasterApocalypse: HA
21:58:24 - Doormat: brb
21:58:24 - Doormat: back
21:58:30 - (Dav999) - Brb
21:58:30 - (Dav999) - back
21:58:35 - (Dav999) - Hahahaaa
21:58:37 - Doormat: brb
21:58:37 - Doormat: back


13:57:08 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:57:13 - Doormat: l
13:57:14 - Doormat: *k
13:57:19 - blue441: OK
13:57:23 - (Dav999) - Back
13:57:28 - blue441: What the?
13:57:29 - Doormat: k
13:57:46 - (Dav999) - It was a really legit 15 seconds brb
13:57:55 - blue441: Seemed less
13:58:11 - blue441: That reminds me...
13:58:19 - blue441: BRB
13:58:20 - blue441: Back
13:58:25 - (Dav999) - You're slow
13:58:31 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:58:31 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:31 - blue441: BRB
13:58:32 - blue441: BACK
13:58:37 - Doormat: brb
13:58:38 - Doormat: Back
13:58:38 - blue441: ´WHAT?
13:58:40 - (Dav999) - Bbr
13:58:43 - (Dav999) - Oops
13:58:47 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:58:47 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:51 - Doormat: brb
13:58:51 - Doormat: Back
13:58:53 - (Dav999) - Brb
13:58:53 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:56 - blue441: Notice above
13:59:12 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:13 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:13 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:27 - blue441: "(blue441) - BRB Dav999: BRB Dav999: Back (blue441) - BACK"
13:59:31 - blue441: I'm slow
13:59:39 - blue441: BRB
13:59:40 - blue441: BACK
13:59:45 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:59:45 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:49 - blue441: ´BRB
13:59:50 - blue441: BSKDC
13:59:53 - (Dav999) - Pff
13:59:54 - blue441: GAH
14:00:07 - blue441: BRB
14:00:08 - blue441: BACKJ
14:00:17 - blue441: BRB
14:00:17 - (Dav999) - :D
14:00:18 - blue441: ABCK
XD
18:54:26 - ToasterApocalypse: I hate the XD face so damn much
18:54:31 - (Dav999) - xD
18:54:38 - Doormat: XD
18:54:44 - FIQ: XD


(Found that coincidentally in an old screenshot from February)
OK
21:44:14 - Kayya: yeah, those three by said warp token.
21:44:20 - (Dav999) - OK!
21:46:04 - (Dav999) - What are the coordinates of ribbon chess?
21:46:50 - Kayya: im looking for it
21:47:04 - (Dav999) - Ok
21:47:52 - Kayya: (9,8)
21:48:07 - (Dav999) - Ok (do I say OK too much?)
21:48:12 - Kayya: yes
21:48:17 - (Dav999) - Ok


16:24:31 - Roskilla: ok
16:25:08 - Roskilla: ok?
16:25:10 - Jony: OK
16:25:12 - Roskilla: ok!
16:25:13 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:13 - crazyal02: OK
16:25:15 - Jony: KO
16:25:15 - crazyal02: ok
16:25:17 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:18 - crazyal02: OK
16:25:19 - crazyal02: ok
16:25:20 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:21 - Jony: K.O.
16:25:23 - (Dav999) - OK!
16:25:23 - Roskilla: this is going in my sig
16:25:27 - crazyal02: okey dokey
16:25:36 - (Dav999) - You brOKe it
Facepalming cat
21:36:46 - Doormat: Speaking of which last night I took a photo of my cat facepalming
21:36:49 - Doormat: IN 3D
21:37:02 - (Dav999) - Your cat facepalming?
21:37:09 - Doormat: yes
21:37:16 - (Dav999) - So you failed that bad that even your CAT was facepalming?
21:37:27 - Doormat: yes
21:37:30 - Kayya: wow


...
21:18:11 - (Dav999) - ...
21:25:32 - Kayya: ...
21:26:08 - (Dav999) - ...
21:28:20 - Kayya: ...
21:28:27 - (Dav999) - ...
21:29:33 - Kayya: ...
21:29:39 - (Dav999) - ...
21:30:11 - Kayya: ...
21:30:16 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:21 - Kayya: ...
21:32:26 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:52 - Kayya: ...
21:32:57 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:33:07 - (Dav999) - Oops
21:33:22 - (Dav999) - (Accidentally typed ///, but what's MC?
21:33:30 - (Dav999) - Try typing ///
21:34:21 - Kayya: hm/
21:34:24 - Kayya: *?
21:34:31 - (Dav999) - Did you type ///?
21:34:42 - Kayya: yea
21:34:50 - (Dav999) - Didn't show up for me
21:34:52 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:34:55 - (Dav999) - I just typed it
21:35:58 - Kayya: didnt show up for me either
21:36:10 - (Dav999) - I wonder what it does...
21:36:21 - Kayya: looks like a pm of sorts
21:36:44 - (Dav999) - But a pm to whom?
21:37:09 - Dav999 doesn't understand
21:38:24 - Kayya: mc?
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:38:53 - (Dav999) - What does it do?
When I want to type 2012
14:48:54 - (Dav999) - Last active April 2013
14:48:57 - (Dav999) - *20122222222222
14:49:14 - (Dav999) - 2013
14:49:18 - (Dav999) - **DAMN
14:49:27 - (Dav999) - If I want to type 2012, I type 2013
Doormat=Toaster?
23:23:12 - Kayya: shes canadian
23:23:19 - Doormat: yeah
23:23:33 - Doormat: and i'm... well...
23:23:46 - Doormat: i'd say american but that'd be a lie
23:23:52 - Doormat: i'm not in europe either
23:24:03 - Kayya: the only person i know that is not american is dav
23:24:09 - Kayya: (besides tap)
23:24:23 - (Dav999) - And Toaster?
23:24:29 - (Dav999) - And Terry?
23:24:32 - Kayya: i dont remember about toaster
23:24:34 - Doormat: ok I lied, I AM toaster
23:24:37 - Doormat: *american
23:24:40 - (Dav999) - haha
23:24:42 - Kayya: doormat is toaster
23:24:49 - Doormat: darn it why does my mind go off track like that
23:25:05 - Kayya: doormat is the toaster, it is him
ö (join.me chat)
Host@All: hello?
You@All: Hell
Host@All: oh
You@All: WHYYY join.me
Host@All: :P
You@All: I typed "Hello" with dots on the o, but it disappeared making it "Hell"
Host@All: and I said oh
Host@All: which is a great put
Host@All: *pun
They can't count
12:27:46 - Doormat: ...
12:27:55 - (Dav999) - dot dot dot
12:27:59 - Doormat: tod tod tod
12:28:03 - Doormat: todd todd todd
12:28:13 - (Dav999) - NORMAL WIDTH HORIZONTAL ELLIPSIS WITH THREE DOTS
12:28:18 - Doormat: hah
12:28:24 - Doormat: that made me laugh
12:28:59 - (Dav999) - You know, I have a character map app on my iPod, and there's something very weird.
12:29:03 - (Dav999) - I'll send you a screenshot
12:29:03 - Doormat: What
12:29:06 - Doormat: ok
12:29:06 - (Dav999) - hold on
12:32:20 - (Dav999) - http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6417/r7p.png
12:32:42 - Doormat: Lol
12:32:47 - Doormat: 5 pointed star
12:32:51 - Doormat: learn to count
12:32:52 - (Dav999) - They can't count
12:33:10 - Doormat: You were ninja'd yet again
12:33:31 - (Dav999) - Yeah
12:33:39 - Doormat: So anyways
12:33:39 - (Dav999) - To my siggy!
12:33:42 - Doormat: Yay!
Screenshot
21:33:14 - Samario: Wait, waitwaitwait.
21:33:19 - Samario: Look at this screenshot...
21:33:26 - blue441: …
21:33:52 - blue441: Time to try No Death Mode while collecting trinkets
21:33:52 - (Dav999) - Interesting screenshot
21:33:59 - (Dav999) - How did you manage to do that
21:34:06 - blue441: lel
21:34:09 - Samario: <:/
21:34:13 - blue441: or LOL whatever
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19:53:26 - GLOBAL MESSAGE :: 11.07B out! http://py-bot.com/news/ for the latest updates and news. For all of our registered users who have been unable to save while logged in, we have that sorted out now. Sorry about the issues, just heard about it a few minutes ago (email us next time! devs@py-bot.com)
19:53:55 - (Dav999) - Ah, c'était une message globale
19:54:26 - blue441: yes, I think you said that right
19:54:46 - (Dav999) - But GT is telling me that globale means comprehensive
19:54:53 - blue441: (if you meant "it was" instead of "it's)
19:54:56 - (Dav999) - So synonym or false friend
19:55:00 - (Dav999) - Yeah, I meant it was
19:55:11 - (Dav999) - Otherwise I would've said c'est
19:55:20 - blue441: ye
19:55:54 - (Dav999) - Pourquoi est-ce que je parle français ?
19:56:17 - blue441: parce que....
19:56:20 - blue441: uh...
19:56:26 - blue441: je ne sais pas
19:56:39 - (Dav999) - Ma français est mieux, than, je uuuhh
19:56:42 - (Dav999) - thought
19:57:01 - blue441: I forgot what mieux meant
19:57:05 - (Dav999) - Better
19:57:19 - (Dav999) - Mais ça est quelque chose pour mon signature
19:58:11 - blue441: it's something for your signature?
19:58:16 - (Dav999) - Yeah
19:58:22 - (Dav999) - Oui oui
20:00:08 - (Dav999) - Je pense mon français suce normalement
Puppy attack
22:44:37 - (Dav999) - halp
22:44:41 - Doormat: hi
22:44:42 - Doormat: halp?
22:44:43 - (Dav999) - Pupp[u
22:44:45 - ayellowperson: hi
22:44:50 - Doormat: lel
22:44:53 - Doormat: puppy attack
22:44:53 - (Dav999) - *Puppy
Future
31-12-2013 - 01-01-2014:
23:59:55 - (Dav999) - 5
23:59:56 - (Dav999) - 4
23:59:57 - (Dav999) - 3
23:59:58 - (Dav999) - 2
23:59:59 - (Dav999) - 1
00:00:00 - (Dav999) - 0
00:00:03 - Kayya: DAV WHATS THE FUTURE LIKE
00:00:10 - (Dav999) - Futurely
00:00:14 - Kayya: ARE THERE FLYING CARS YET
[...]
00:00:28 - Kayya: WHAT ABOUT TIME MACHINES
00:04:04 - Toaster: lets watch as 2014 becomes really shit
[...]
00:19:46 - (Dav999) - Okay so the real firework starts at around 0:05
00:21:36 - (Dav999) - I am from the future
00:21:41 - (Dav999) - I'm from 2014
[...]
01:30:51 - Kayya: dav are there time machines in the future yet
01:31:24 - (Dav999) - Not yet
01:31:34 - Kayya: 2014 sucks already ;;


Fri 17-01-2014 - Sat 18-01-2014:
00:00:37 - (Dav999) - Tomorrow's sunday already
00:00:41 - (Dav999) - For me, at least
00:01:12 - Kayya: its friday
00:01:33 - (Dav999) - For me it's saturday
00:01:46 - Kayya: whats the future like
00:01:55 - (Dav999) - Flying cars and stuf
00:01:57 - (Dav999) - *stuff
00:02:07 - Kayya: :D
Panic
You@All: Meanwhile I'm posting something
You@All: NO I CLOSED THE TAB
You@All: NEVER MIND IT'S BACK
Kayya@All: hah
You@All: With the contents of the post and all phew
Why haven't I raised this to 20000 yet
You@All: You know every time I want to change my sig I have to go into admin to raise the character limit?
Kayya@All: then lower it once youre done?
You@All: Yep
I can be a pro predictor too
17:08:19 - (Dav999) - inb4 toast
17:08:25 - EVENT :: Unregistered user Toaster has entered the room
17:08:27 - Doormat: xd
17:08:30 - (Dav999) - Nailed it
17:08:31 - Toaster: yeeees
17:08:34 - Doormat: YOU GUESSED RIGHT
Wrongly thanked
19:27:51 - Kayya: brb/afk
19:27:57 - (Dav999) - k
19:34:21 - Kayya: back
19:34:25 - Doormat: wb
19:34:30 - (Dav999) - ty
19:34:31 - Doormat: yw
19:34:32 - (Dav999) - *wb
19:34:35 - Doormat: xd
19:34:36 - (Dav999) - Haha oops
Fatal error: Call to undefined function blowup() ..
19:42:10 - Doormat: I also need to explode() the inside contents
19:42:22 - Doormat: not to mention getting the id value
19:42:44 - Samario: explode(Toaster)
19:42:49 - (Dav999) - No
19:42:56 - Doormat: that's not what explode() does
19:42:56 - (Dav999) - That would yield an error
19:43:09 - (Dav999) - Let's get technical
19:44:11 - (Dav999) - $array = explode('|','Test|test2'); echo $array[0]; // => Test
19:44:26 - Doormat: I know how explode() works
19:44:31 - (Dav999) - (I know you know)
19:44:35 - (Dav999) - I was talking to Samario
19:44:39 - Doormat: ok
19:44:44 - (Dav999) - Now let's continue while Samario figures it out
19:44:59 - Doormat: I need to get the content and id number of the first <vid>
19:45:03 - Doormat: that's it
19:45:32 - Samario: $array = explode('|','Toaster|OT'); echo $array[0]; // => better?
19:45:45 - Doormat: that will just seperate the two
19:46:00 - (Dav999) - explode does not destroy things at all
19:46:08 - Doormat: ^
19:46:19 - (Dav999) - It just splits strings, given a certain delimiter
19:46:25 - Samario: blowup(toaster)
19:46:32 - (Dav999) - That doesn't exist
19:46:33 - Doormat: that's not even a PHP command
19:46:50 - Doormat: anyways dav
19:47:25 - Samario: wait this is PHP?
19:47:29 - Doormat: yes.
19:47:49 - (Dav999) - I just actually broke an entire site trying to do that
19:47:53 - (Dav999) - You win Samario
19:47:56 - (Dav999) - It worked
19:48:05 - Samario: \o/
19:48:16 - Doormat: but toaster is intact
19:48:27 - Samario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chatbot: BRB
22:19:39 - Vitellary: Yay. Lunch while still on computer. BRB
22:19:40 - Doormat: ok
22:19:54 - (Dav999) - BRB would need to be the first word for the bot to respond to it
22:19:56 - DavB ::  Ok
22:20:02 - (Dav999) - Pff
22:20:10 - Doormat: hah
English
22:20:25 - (Dav999) - And you might know or have looked already but are you're sure there isn't a wireless switch on the side?
22:20:35 - (Dav999) - My English is derping
English II
23:28:46 - (Dav999) - That question would lock out many people who doesn't know English as their native language too
23:28:56 - (Dav999) - Ok there my own English went
23:28:59 - InfoTeddy: xd
23:29:04 - (Dav999) - who don't* have*
13AM
19:34:08 - Samario: this place is deader than noodlez
19:34:14 - Toaster: xdddddd
19:34:19 - Toaster: we're all in serbe
19:34:21 - Toaster: thats why
19:43:27 - (Dav999) - Don't check at Monday 10AM-13AM America time
19:43:37 - (Dav999) - Except with an hour difference because it's still DST over there
19:43:56 - (Dav999) - Did I say 13AM
Laziness
01:01:03 - InfoTeddy: Where's the bot's status?
01:01:10 - Format: he ate it
01:01:16 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:01:25 - (Dav999) - Looks like it lost connection for a bit so it rejoined
01:01:34 - (Dav999) - Flockmod did, at least
01:01:39 - InfoTeddy: Oh.
01:01:41 - (Dav999) - I didn't program in anything to do that
01:02:01 - InfoTeddy: It should at least set his status when he rejoins the room.
01:02:14 - (Dav999) - !relayraw /status Active
01:02:31 - Format: !relayraw /status Evitca
01:02:31 - (Dav999) - Didn't even have to physically get up for that
01:02:32 - DavB ::  ERROR: Command not recognized. Try !help for a list of all commands.
01:02:39 - Format: darn it didnt work
01:02:40 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:02:43 - (Dav999) - I think you need to -- oh wait
01:02:53 - (Dav999) - You're recognized only as Doormat
01:02:57 - InfoTeddy: "I think you need to"...sign in as Doormat?
01:02:57 - Format: o
01:02:58 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:03:02 - (Dav999) - Damn now I have to physically get up
01:03:04 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
01:03:06 - Format: xd
01:03:31 - (Dav999) - And the bot was booted in 2015 and I'm still lazy so back to Ved
More DavBot madness
23:15:24 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
23:15:31 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
23:15:34 - (Dav999) - (that was a bot paused message)
23:15:38 - InfoTeddy: o
23:15:54 - (Dav999) - What CAN you do right, DavBot
23:15:59 - DavB ::  Yes?
23:16:08 - (Dav999) - IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
23:16:09 - InfoTeddy: xd


(Dav999) - Now let's shut up over a nice cup of tea and some biscuits

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2013, 05:45:24 AM »
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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2013, 04:37:58 PM »
The guy who came up with the drawing board and helped to popularize CYOAs.

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2013, 06:07:18 PM »


Was making a 10x15 bitmap font on this template... until I realised it sucked.

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14:32:35 - (Doormat) - WAXFJFEJ
14:32:43 - Toaster1: AYGDHYASDGY
14:32:51 - (Doormat) - FJGIJJRRKEE
14:33:07 - Toaster1: ATDASGY
14:33:07 - Dav999: Hello...?
14:33:09 - (Doormat) - hi
14:33:20 - Toaster1: we're creating a new language over here
14:33:23 - Toaster1: we call it welsh v2
computer invitation
15:00:51 - (Doormat) - and the best one:
15:01:01 - (Doormat) - "Charles Babbage invited the computer"

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meen je dit
17:15:21 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
17:15:28 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
17:15:31 - Dav999: (that was a bot paused message)
17:15:34 - InfoTeddy: o
17:15:50 - Dav999: What CAN you do right, DavBot
17:15:56 - DavB ::  Yes?
17:16:05 - Dav999: IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
=patches
17:31:22 - InfoTeddy: =hatches
17:31:26 - DavB ::  "hatches" is not the word! 1 attempts left. _ a t c h e s   (Used: ABCDEFGHINOST)
17:31:28 - InfoTeddy: shit
17:31:32 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:32 - (Format) - ẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞ
17:31:35 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:31:40 - Dav999: DavBot Flockmod stop freezing
17:31:42 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:43 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:46 - InfoTeddy: =LATCHES
17:31:46 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:51 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:52 - InfoTeddy: =shut the fuck up
17:31:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:00 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:02 - (Format) - #teamlatches
17:32:05 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:06 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:09 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:10 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:11 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:13 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:15 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:20 - Dav999: Flockmod's not responding
17:32:25 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:26 - Lazarus_Gaming: the great =latches/=patches war of 2016
17:32:27 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:27 - Dav999: And DavBot still keeps poking it
17:32:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:31 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:34 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:36 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:37 - Dav999: Stop
17:32:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:38 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:43 - Dav999: I'll say when it unfreezes
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Dav999: I said stop
17:32:49 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:50 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:52 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:52 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:55 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:55 - Dav999: Guys
17:32:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:00 - Toaster: what if its matches????
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:02 - InfoTeddy: Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:33:03 - InfoTeddy: xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
17:33:14 - InfoTeddy: also no one cares toaster
17:33:17 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:19 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:22 - (Format) - #teammatches
17:33:23 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:25 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:27 - Dav999: I was gonna wait a little bit more but too bad, you ran out of Format's patience
17:33:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:36 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has left the room
17:33:36 - EVENT :: InfoTeddy has been kicked by Format
17:33:40 - (Format) - there
17:33:44 - Dav999: ...ok that
17:33:46 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:53 - (Format) - dont say it
17:34:02 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has entered the room
17:34:04 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:34:10 - Dav999: inb4 kick
17:34:11 - (Format) - infoteddy do you wanna be kicked
17:34:15 - Lazarus_Gaming: inb4 kick
17:34:16 - InfoTeddy: 14:33:01 - (InfoTeddy) - Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:34:24 - (Format) - no excuse
17:34:33 - InfoTeddy: then take that as a no xd
17:34:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patch infoteddy out of the drawing room (inb4 ban)
17:34:47 - InfoTeddy: I don't have a problem with multiple flockmod tabs
17:34:53 - (Format) - that was a really bad stretch laz
17:35:07 - Dav999: Ok all I needed to do was pause DavBot so it'd stop poking that flockmod window
17:35:18 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:23 - Dav999: But now DavBot is paused
17:35:31 - InfoTeddy: kekkk
17:35:31 - Lazarus_Gaming: im gonna go set my ipad to autocorrect patch to =patch
17:35:43 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
17:35:46 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:54 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:35:57 - DavB ::  "patches" is not the word! Game over. The word was: matches
17:36:00 - (Format) - TOASTER
17:36:02 - (Format) - WAS RIGHT
17:36:03 - Dav999: Toaster was right
17:36:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: F UCK
17:36:10 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
thoughtful discussion
20:28:01 - (Format) - wait WAIT
20:28:10 - (Format) - if a person can be claustrophobic
20:28:36 - (Format) - then can another be a claustrophile
20:28:49 - InfoTeddy: yes
[...]
20:31:49 - Dav999: I'm now imagining people going into their toilet or cupboard or whatever, closing the door, looking around touching all the sides, and fapping to the smallness of the space they're in
20:32:11 - InfoTeddy: very immature

12:43:57 - TSC: oh wait that explosion is a dancing woman
12:44:11 - (Format) - im so taking that out of context

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2013, 06:09:17 PM »
PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

oh um okay
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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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Me praising America under heavy wind, by ToasterApocalypse
After shitting about heavy weather with tostr and some shitter on Steam, I asked him to draw a pic of me praising america while getting blown away by wind. This is the result.

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2013, 06:16:04 AM »

Chatlogs
new language
14:32:35 - (Doormat) - WAXFJFEJ
14:32:43 - Toaster1: AYGDHYASDGY
14:32:51 - (Doormat) - FJGIJJRRKEE
14:33:07 - Toaster1: ATDASGY
14:33:07 - Dav999: Hello...?
14:33:09 - (Doormat) - hi
14:33:20 - Toaster1: we're creating a new language over here
14:33:23 - Toaster1: we call it welsh v2
computer invitation
15:00:51 - (Doormat) - and the best one:
15:01:01 - (Doormat) - "Charles Babbage invited the computer"

(image courtesy of Dav)
meen je dit
17:15:21 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
17:15:28 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
17:15:31 - Dav999: (that was a bot paused message)
17:15:34 - InfoTeddy: o
17:15:50 - Dav999: What CAN you do right, DavBot
17:15:56 - DavB ::  Yes?
17:16:05 - Dav999: IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
=patches
17:31:22 - InfoTeddy: =hatches
17:31:26 - DavB ::  "hatches" is not the word! 1 attempts left. _ a t c h e s   (Used: ABCDEFGHINOST)
17:31:28 - InfoTeddy: shit
17:31:32 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:32 - (Format) - ẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞ
17:31:35 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:31:40 - Dav999: DavBot Flockmod stop freezing
17:31:42 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:43 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:46 - InfoTeddy: =LATCHES
17:31:46 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:51 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:52 - InfoTeddy: =shut the fuck up
17:31:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:00 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:02 - (Format) - #teamlatches
17:32:05 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:06 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:09 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:10 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:11 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:13 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:15 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:20 - Dav999: Flockmod's not responding
17:32:25 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:26 - Lazarus_Gaming: the great =latches/=patches war of 2016
17:32:27 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:27 - Dav999: And DavBot still keeps poking it
17:32:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:31 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:34 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:36 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:37 - Dav999: Stop
17:32:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:38 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:43 - Dav999: I'll say when it unfreezes
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Dav999: I said stop
17:32:49 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:50 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:52 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:52 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:55 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:55 - Dav999: Guys
17:32:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:00 - Toaster: what if its matches????
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:02 - InfoTeddy: Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:33:03 - InfoTeddy: xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
17:33:14 - InfoTeddy: also no one cares toaster
17:33:17 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:19 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:22 - (Format) - #teammatches
17:33:23 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:25 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:27 - Dav999: I was gonna wait a little bit more but too bad, you ran out of Format's patience
17:33:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:36 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has left the room
17:33:36 - EVENT :: InfoTeddy has been kicked by Format
17:33:40 - (Format) - there
17:33:44 - Dav999: ...ok that
17:33:46 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:53 - (Format) - dont say it
17:34:02 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has entered the room
17:34:04 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:34:10 - Dav999: inb4 kick
17:34:11 - (Format) - infoteddy do you wanna be kicked
17:34:15 - Lazarus_Gaming: inb4 kick
17:34:16 - InfoTeddy: 14:33:01 - (InfoTeddy) - Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:34:24 - (Format) - no excuse
17:34:33 - InfoTeddy: then take that as a no xd
17:34:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patch infoteddy out of the drawing room (inb4 ban)
17:34:47 - InfoTeddy: I don't have a problem with multiple flockmod tabs
17:34:53 - (Format) - that was a really bad stretch laz
17:35:07 - Dav999: Ok all I needed to do was pause DavBot so it'd stop poking that flockmod window
17:35:18 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:23 - Dav999: But now DavBot is paused
17:35:31 - InfoTeddy: kekkk
17:35:31 - Lazarus_Gaming: im gonna go set my ipad to autocorrect patch to =patch
17:35:43 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
17:35:46 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:54 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:35:57 - DavB ::  "patches" is not the word! Game over. The word was: matches
17:36:00 - (Format) - TOASTER
17:36:02 - (Format) - WAS RIGHT
17:36:03 - Dav999: Toaster was right
17:36:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: F UCK
17:36:10 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
thoughtful discussion
20:28:01 - (Format) - wait WAIT
20:28:10 - (Format) - if a person can be claustrophobic
20:28:36 - (Format) - then can another be a claustrophile
20:28:49 - InfoTeddy: yes
[...]
20:31:49 - Dav999: I'm now imagining people going into their toilet or cupboard or whatever, closing the door, looking around touching all the sides, and fapping to the smallness of the space they're in
20:32:11 - InfoTeddy: very immature

12:43:57 - TSC: oh wait that explosion is a dancing woman
12:44:11 - (Format) - im so taking that out of context

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The Greatest Work of Fiction Ever Created (NSFW)
No, it's not actually the best. It's just used for shitposting, really.

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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Me praising America under heavy wind, by ToasterApocalypse
After shitting about heavy weather with tostr and some shitter on Steam, I asked him to draw a pic of me praising america while getting blown away by wind. This is the result.

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2013, 09:02:16 AM »
This image is on my clipboard:



I was all like "WTF?" when I saw this. If I suddenly wake up much later than usual, you know why. :o Though it has been working normally again after a reset. :P Also, one time, I woke up to notice that my alarm clock hadn't gone off, and when I pressed the snooze/light button after that, it completely froze up!

BTW, after 25:59, it went to 0:00. It was actually 17:00. :P
« Last Edit: January 10, 2015, 01:52:18 PM by Dav999 »
Chatlogs v
Ninja'd
21:37:39 - Doormat: Checking my swapnote
21:37:58 - (Dav999) - ?
21:38:17 - Doormat: 3DS Swapnote
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Ah, Googled and now I know what you mean
21:38:54 - Doormat: ...Nintendo Letter Box
21:38:56 - (Dav999) - In Europe it's called "Ninten
21:38:59 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me


15:23:27 - teh_blue441: What's the difference between Vasin and Viridian?
15:23:36 - Samario: Viridian's a darker blue.
15:23:39 - (Dav999) - Vasin is bri
15:23:44 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
15:23:49 - Samario: XD


20:09:58 - verdigris: undo magic
20:10:06 - ##Board has been undone by verdigris##
20:10:07 - verdigris: genius
20:10:18 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me in undo-ing
20:10:37 - (Dav999) - I was sliding the slider and then you had undone already


19:51:33 - Jony: asdfghjkl
19:51:37 - Jony: qwertyuiop
19:51:39 - (Dav999) - qwertyuiop
19:51:40 - Jony: zxcvbnm
19:51:46 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me with that
19:51:58 - Jony: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA I'm EVIL


20:32:20 - Kayya: tos?
20:32:27 - (Dav999) - Terms Of Service
20:32:27 - Samario: Terms Of Service.
20:32:34 - Samario: You ninja'd me.
20:32:34 - (Dav999) - I ninja'd you
20:32:44 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me there
20:33:08 - (Dav999) - You literally ninja'd me in saying that I ninja'd you
20:33:31 - Kayya: ninjaception


18:39:34 - blue441: who's that
18:39:38 - blue441: Sonic?
18:39:43 - Sonic: Lol.
18:39:45 - Sonic: It
18:39:51 - blue441: ...
18:39:55 - (Dav999) - Sonic is luigi700
18:39:56 - Sonic: It's actually Luigi700.
18:40:03 - (Dav999) - Ha ninja'd you
18:40:05 - Kayya: ninja'd by dav
18:40:14 - Kayya: finally, dav didn't get ninja'd!
18:40:40 - blue441: He already ninja'd me in one forum game...


19:19:41 - blue441: I said "I should have been "it"
19:19:51 - (Dav999) - I know
19:19:55 - blue441: I think I forgot an " now...
19:20:19 - blue441: I've got to stop typing fast
19:20:43 - (Dav999) - But then other people outspeed you
19:21:00 - (Dav999) - I'd say better than making mistakes all the time
19:21:06 - blue441: It's better than typos...
19:21:14 - (Dav999) - I ninja'd you
19:21:18 - blue441: Yup
19:21:21 - blue441: :P


22:38:35 - Samario: What's the "wiki" URL?
22:38:44 - Doormat: distractionware.wikia.com
22:38:45 - (Dav999) - distractionware.wikia.com
22:38:49 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
22:38:53 - Doormat: :)


21:52:47 - Samario: Don't we already HAVE Verde?
21:53:00 - Kayya: i dont think so
21:53:00 - (Dav999) - I guess not
21:53:08 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me


19:24:37 - ##Board has been undone by verdigris##
19:24:45 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
19:24:47 - (Dav999) - in undoing
19:24:51 - verdigris: yeah im a ninja
19:24:57 - verdigris: *japan music*


Viewer 1@All: You use Windows 7 too?
You@All: That's Windows 8
Viewer 1@All: oh
Kayya@All: windows 8
Viewer 1@All: Dav ninja'd you
Viewer 1@All: I added that to my signature ;)
Kayya@All: what?
You@All: That chat I think
Viewer 1@All: The Win8 conversation
Viewer 1@All: you ninja'd me, stop it
You@All: Yep, I ninja'd you
Kayya@All: everyone is a ninja today
You@All: You ninja'd me in saying I ninja'd you
Viewer 1@All: NINJAS!


21:28:51 - Samario: Press R after going to Space Station 1 in 2.0 and you'd be sent back to the ship.
21:29:05 - (Dav999) - It actually setcheckpoint()s
21:29:14 - Samario: Before the end of the script.
21:29:18 - (Dav999) - You need to press R before --- yes
21:29:21 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
21:29:24 - Samario: :3
Combo breaker
21:39:21 - Kayya: hats
21:39:41 - (Dav999) - Hats?
21:39:44 - Kayya: hats
21:39:51 - (Dav999) - Hats.
21:40:28 - Kayya: yes
21:40:37 - (Dav999) - Combo breaker
21:41:07 - Kayya: ccccombobreaker
21:41:33 - (Dav999) - I *just* broke the combo breaker combo with this message :P
21:42:05 - Kayya: come on
21:42:38 - (Dav999) - This will be in my siggy
21:43:13 - Kayya: really?
21:43:19 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:43:35 - Kayya: well then
21:44:03 - (Dav999) - I just don't know where to split exactly
21:44:11 - (Dav999) - Probably before that message
21:44:16 - Kayya: okay
21:44:47 - (Dav999) - *ends up taking everything including this*
21:44:55 - Kayya: really
21:44:57 - Kayya: just
21:44:59 - Kayya: just really


22:52:34 - Jony: Hey, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
22:52:42 - Doormat: what
22:52:46 - Kayya: what
22:52:48 - (Dav999) - What
22:52:56 - Doormat: what
22:53:02 - Kayya: what
22:53:07 - (Dav999) - BROKEN!
22:53:11 - Doormat: D:
22:53:16 - Kayya: DAMMIT, DAV
22:53:21 - (Dav999) - Problem?


22:21:55 - Kayya: wait
22:21:59 - Jony: what?
22:22:03 - ToasterApocalypse: what
22:22:06 - (Dav999) - What?
22:22:08 - Jony: WHAAAT?
22:22:10 - Doormat: what
22:22:14 - (Dav999) - Wat
22:22:14 - Jony: whut
22:22:16 - ToasterApocalypse: SAY WHHAAAAAAAAAAT
22:22:20 - Jony: NO MA
22:22:21 - Samario: COMBO BREAKER!
Old Pokémon match
16:49:46 - ToasterApocalypse: i challenge you to a pokemon match
16:49:48 - ToasterApocalypse: go lapras
16:49:51 - luciano_like_a_boss: ^%!@##$$%^&&*()_+
16:50:04 - luciano_like_a_boss: go dialga kill him!
16:50:12 - ToasterApocalypse: hahaahahahahahahahahaha
16:50:13 - ToasterApocalypse: haha
16:50:20 - ToasterApocalypse: you just sent out a dragon type
16:50:27 - luciano_like_a_boss: SHUT HTHE HOLY FUCK UP
16:50:31 - ToasterApocalypse: lapras is part ice, so it can learn ice beam
16:50:35 - ToasterApocalypse: RIP dialga k
Clock
22:29:08 - (Dav999) - Another story, someone wanted to throw a clock out of the window (from a building), asked the management, and they said no
22:29:17 - Kayya: well then
22:29:20 - (Dav999) - But these are the kind of things you're not supposed to ask!
22:29:31 - (Dav999) - That's a thing you should just do!
BRB
21:54:10 - Doormat: brb
21:54:12 - (Dav999) - OK
21:54:18 - Doormat: back
21:54:23 - (Dav999) - Haha
21:54:30 - (Dav999) - You were gone for 8 seconds
21:54:48 - Doormat: HAH


21:57:32 - Doormat: brb
21:57:33 - Doormat: back
21:57:42 - Kayya: that took like .2 seconds
21:57:47 - (Dav999) - You were gone for 1 second doormat
21:57:52 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:57:56 - Doormat: yeah I stopped time while I was gone
21:57:56 - ToasterApocalypse: nvm lel
21:57:59 - ToasterApocalypse: i wanna like
21:58:03 - (Dav999) - brb
21:58:03 - (Dav999) - back
21:58:03 - ToasterApocalypse: be quicker than dootmat
21:58:06 - ToasterApocalypse: dootmat yolo
21:58:12 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:58:12 - ToasterApocalypse: back
21:58:14 - Doormat: brb
21:58:14 - Doormat: back
21:58:20 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:58:21 - ToasterApocalypse: back
21:58:23 - ToasterApocalypse: HA
21:58:24 - Doormat: brb
21:58:24 - Doormat: back
21:58:30 - (Dav999) - Brb
21:58:30 - (Dav999) - back
21:58:35 - (Dav999) - Hahahaaa
21:58:37 - Doormat: brb
21:58:37 - Doormat: back


13:57:08 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:57:13 - Doormat: l
13:57:14 - Doormat: *k
13:57:19 - blue441: OK
13:57:23 - (Dav999) - Back
13:57:28 - blue441: What the?
13:57:29 - Doormat: k
13:57:46 - (Dav999) - It was a really legit 15 seconds brb
13:57:55 - blue441: Seemed less
13:58:11 - blue441: That reminds me...
13:58:19 - blue441: BRB
13:58:20 - blue441: Back
13:58:25 - (Dav999) - You're slow
13:58:31 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:58:31 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:31 - blue441: BRB
13:58:32 - blue441: BACK
13:58:37 - Doormat: brb
13:58:38 - Doormat: Back
13:58:38 - blue441: ´WHAT?
13:58:40 - (Dav999) - Bbr
13:58:43 - (Dav999) - Oops
13:58:47 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:58:47 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:51 - Doormat: brb
13:58:51 - Doormat: Back
13:58:53 - (Dav999) - Brb
13:58:53 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:56 - blue441: Notice above
13:59:12 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:13 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:13 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:27 - blue441: "(blue441) - BRB Dav999: BRB Dav999: Back (blue441) - BACK"
13:59:31 - blue441: I'm slow
13:59:39 - blue441: BRB
13:59:40 - blue441: BACK
13:59:45 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:59:45 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:49 - blue441: ´BRB
13:59:50 - blue441: BSKDC
13:59:53 - (Dav999) - Pff
13:59:54 - blue441: GAH
14:00:07 - blue441: BRB
14:00:08 - blue441: BACKJ
14:00:17 - blue441: BRB
14:00:17 - (Dav999) - :D
14:00:18 - blue441: ABCK
XD
18:54:26 - ToasterApocalypse: I hate the XD face so damn much
18:54:31 - (Dav999) - xD
18:54:38 - Doormat: XD
18:54:44 - FIQ: XD


(Found that coincidentally in an old screenshot from February)
OK
21:44:14 - Kayya: yeah, those three by said warp token.
21:44:20 - (Dav999) - OK!
21:46:04 - (Dav999) - What are the coordinates of ribbon chess?
21:46:50 - Kayya: im looking for it
21:47:04 - (Dav999) - Ok
21:47:52 - Kayya: (9,8)
21:48:07 - (Dav999) - Ok (do I say OK too much?)
21:48:12 - Kayya: yes
21:48:17 - (Dav999) - Ok


16:24:31 - Roskilla: ok
16:25:08 - Roskilla: ok?
16:25:10 - Jony: OK
16:25:12 - Roskilla: ok!
16:25:13 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:13 - crazyal02: OK
16:25:15 - Jony: KO
16:25:15 - crazyal02: ok
16:25:17 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:18 - crazyal02: OK
16:25:19 - crazyal02: ok
16:25:20 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:21 - Jony: K.O.
16:25:23 - (Dav999) - OK!
16:25:23 - Roskilla: this is going in my sig
16:25:27 - crazyal02: okey dokey
16:25:36 - (Dav999) - You brOKe it
Facepalming cat
21:36:46 - Doormat: Speaking of which last night I took a photo of my cat facepalming
21:36:49 - Doormat: IN 3D
21:37:02 - (Dav999) - Your cat facepalming?
21:37:09 - Doormat: yes
21:37:16 - (Dav999) - So you failed that bad that even your CAT was facepalming?
21:37:27 - Doormat: yes
21:37:30 - Kayya: wow


...
21:18:11 - (Dav999) - ...
21:25:32 - Kayya: ...
21:26:08 - (Dav999) - ...
21:28:20 - Kayya: ...
21:28:27 - (Dav999) - ...
21:29:33 - Kayya: ...
21:29:39 - (Dav999) - ...
21:30:11 - Kayya: ...
21:30:16 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:21 - Kayya: ...
21:32:26 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:52 - Kayya: ...
21:32:57 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:33:07 - (Dav999) - Oops
21:33:22 - (Dav999) - (Accidentally typed ///, but what's MC?
21:33:30 - (Dav999) - Try typing ///
21:34:21 - Kayya: hm/
21:34:24 - Kayya: *?
21:34:31 - (Dav999) - Did you type ///?
21:34:42 - Kayya: yea
21:34:50 - (Dav999) - Didn't show up for me
21:34:52 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:34:55 - (Dav999) - I just typed it
21:35:58 - Kayya: didnt show up for me either
21:36:10 - (Dav999) - I wonder what it does...
21:36:21 - Kayya: looks like a pm of sorts
21:36:44 - (Dav999) - But a pm to whom?
21:37:09 - Dav999 doesn't understand
21:38:24 - Kayya: mc?
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:38:53 - (Dav999) - What does it do?
When I want to type 2012
14:48:54 - (Dav999) - Last active April 2013
14:48:57 - (Dav999) - *20122222222222
14:49:14 - (Dav999) - 2013
14:49:18 - (Dav999) - **DAMN
14:49:27 - (Dav999) - If I want to type 2012, I type 2013
Doormat=Toaster?
23:23:12 - Kayya: shes canadian
23:23:19 - Doormat: yeah
23:23:33 - Doormat: and i'm... well...
23:23:46 - Doormat: i'd say american but that'd be a lie
23:23:52 - Doormat: i'm not in europe either
23:24:03 - Kayya: the only person i know that is not american is dav
23:24:09 - Kayya: (besides tap)
23:24:23 - (Dav999) - And Toaster?
23:24:29 - (Dav999) - And Terry?
23:24:32 - Kayya: i dont remember about toaster
23:24:34 - Doormat: ok I lied, I AM toaster
23:24:37 - Doormat: *american
23:24:40 - (Dav999) - haha
23:24:42 - Kayya: doormat is toaster
23:24:49 - Doormat: darn it why does my mind go off track like that
23:25:05 - Kayya: doormat is the toaster, it is him
ö (join.me chat)
Host@All: hello?
You@All: Hell
Host@All: oh
You@All: WHYYY join.me
Host@All: :P
You@All: I typed "Hello" with dots on the o, but it disappeared making it "Hell"
Host@All: and I said oh
Host@All: which is a great put
Host@All: *pun
They can't count
12:27:46 - Doormat: ...
12:27:55 - (Dav999) - dot dot dot
12:27:59 - Doormat: tod tod tod
12:28:03 - Doormat: todd todd todd
12:28:13 - (Dav999) - NORMAL WIDTH HORIZONTAL ELLIPSIS WITH THREE DOTS
12:28:18 - Doormat: hah
12:28:24 - Doormat: that made me laugh
12:28:59 - (Dav999) - You know, I have a character map app on my iPod, and there's something very weird.
12:29:03 - (Dav999) - I'll send you a screenshot
12:29:03 - Doormat: What
12:29:06 - Doormat: ok
12:29:06 - (Dav999) - hold on
12:32:20 - (Dav999) - http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6417/r7p.png
12:32:42 - Doormat: Lol
12:32:47 - Doormat: 5 pointed star
12:32:51 - Doormat: learn to count
12:32:52 - (Dav999) - They can't count
12:33:10 - Doormat: You were ninja'd yet again
12:33:31 - (Dav999) - Yeah
12:33:39 - Doormat: So anyways
12:33:39 - (Dav999) - To my siggy!
12:33:42 - Doormat: Yay!
Screenshot
21:33:14 - Samario: Wait, waitwaitwait.
21:33:19 - Samario: Look at this screenshot...
21:33:26 - blue441: …
21:33:52 - blue441: Time to try No Death Mode while collecting trinkets
21:33:52 - (Dav999) - Interesting screenshot
21:33:59 - (Dav999) - How did you manage to do that
21:34:06 - blue441: lel
21:34:09 - Samario: <:/
21:34:13 - blue441: or LOL whatever
Français
19:53:26 - GLOBAL MESSAGE :: 11.07B out! http://py-bot.com/news/ for the latest updates and news. For all of our registered users who have been unable to save while logged in, we have that sorted out now. Sorry about the issues, just heard about it a few minutes ago (email us next time! devs@py-bot.com)
19:53:55 - (Dav999) - Ah, c'était une message globale
19:54:26 - blue441: yes, I think you said that right
19:54:46 - (Dav999) - But GT is telling me that globale means comprehensive
19:54:53 - blue441: (if you meant "it was" instead of "it's)
19:54:56 - (Dav999) - So synonym or false friend
19:55:00 - (Dav999) - Yeah, I meant it was
19:55:11 - (Dav999) - Otherwise I would've said c'est
19:55:20 - blue441: ye
19:55:54 - (Dav999) - Pourquoi est-ce que je parle français ?
19:56:17 - blue441: parce que....
19:56:20 - blue441: uh...
19:56:26 - blue441: je ne sais pas
19:56:39 - (Dav999) - Ma français est mieux, than, je uuuhh
19:56:42 - (Dav999) - thought
19:57:01 - blue441: I forgot what mieux meant
19:57:05 - (Dav999) - Better
19:57:19 - (Dav999) - Mais ça est quelque chose pour mon signature
19:58:11 - blue441: it's something for your signature?
19:58:16 - (Dav999) - Yeah
19:58:22 - (Dav999) - Oui oui
20:00:08 - (Dav999) - Je pense mon français suce normalement
Puppy attack
22:44:37 - (Dav999) - halp
22:44:41 - Doormat: hi
22:44:42 - Doormat: halp?
22:44:43 - (Dav999) - Pupp[u
22:44:45 - ayellowperson: hi
22:44:50 - Doormat: lel
22:44:53 - Doormat: puppy attack
22:44:53 - (Dav999) - *Puppy
Future
31-12-2013 - 01-01-2014:
23:59:55 - (Dav999) - 5
23:59:56 - (Dav999) - 4
23:59:57 - (Dav999) - 3
23:59:58 - (Dav999) - 2
23:59:59 - (Dav999) - 1
00:00:00 - (Dav999) - 0
00:00:03 - Kayya: DAV WHATS THE FUTURE LIKE
00:00:10 - (Dav999) - Futurely
00:00:14 - Kayya: ARE THERE FLYING CARS YET
[...]
00:00:28 - Kayya: WHAT ABOUT TIME MACHINES
00:04:04 - Toaster: lets watch as 2014 becomes really shit
[...]
00:19:46 - (Dav999) - Okay so the real firework starts at around 0:05
00:21:36 - (Dav999) - I am from the future
00:21:41 - (Dav999) - I'm from 2014
[...]
01:30:51 - Kayya: dav are there time machines in the future yet
01:31:24 - (Dav999) - Not yet
01:31:34 - Kayya: 2014 sucks already ;;


Fri 17-01-2014 - Sat 18-01-2014:
00:00:37 - (Dav999) - Tomorrow's sunday already
00:00:41 - (Dav999) - For me, at least
00:01:12 - Kayya: its friday
00:01:33 - (Dav999) - For me it's saturday
00:01:46 - Kayya: whats the future like
00:01:55 - (Dav999) - Flying cars and stuf
00:01:57 - (Dav999) - *stuff
00:02:07 - Kayya: :D
Panic
You@All: Meanwhile I'm posting something
You@All: NO I CLOSED THE TAB
You@All: NEVER MIND IT'S BACK
Kayya@All: hah
You@All: With the contents of the post and all phew
Why haven't I raised this to 20000 yet
You@All: You know every time I want to change my sig I have to go into admin to raise the character limit?
Kayya@All: then lower it once youre done?
You@All: Yep
I can be a pro predictor too
17:08:19 - (Dav999) - inb4 toast
17:08:25 - EVENT :: Unregistered user Toaster has entered the room
17:08:27 - Doormat: xd
17:08:30 - (Dav999) - Nailed it
17:08:31 - Toaster: yeeees
17:08:34 - Doormat: YOU GUESSED RIGHT
Wrongly thanked
19:27:51 - Kayya: brb/afk
19:27:57 - (Dav999) - k
19:34:21 - Kayya: back
19:34:25 - Doormat: wb
19:34:30 - (Dav999) - ty
19:34:31 - Doormat: yw
19:34:32 - (Dav999) - *wb
19:34:35 - Doormat: xd
19:34:36 - (Dav999) - Haha oops
Fatal error: Call to undefined function blowup() ..
19:42:10 - Doormat: I also need to explode() the inside contents
19:42:22 - Doormat: not to mention getting the id value
19:42:44 - Samario: explode(Toaster)
19:42:49 - (Dav999) - No
19:42:56 - Doormat: that's not what explode() does
19:42:56 - (Dav999) - That would yield an error
19:43:09 - (Dav999) - Let's get technical
19:44:11 - (Dav999) - $array = explode('|','Test|test2'); echo $array[0]; // => Test
19:44:26 - Doormat: I know how explode() works
19:44:31 - (Dav999) - (I know you know)
19:44:35 - (Dav999) - I was talking to Samario
19:44:39 - Doormat: ok
19:44:44 - (Dav999) - Now let's continue while Samario figures it out
19:44:59 - Doormat: I need to get the content and id number of the first <vid>
19:45:03 - Doormat: that's it
19:45:32 - Samario: $array = explode('|','Toaster|OT'); echo $array[0]; // => better?
19:45:45 - Doormat: that will just seperate the two
19:46:00 - (Dav999) - explode does not destroy things at all
19:46:08 - Doormat: ^
19:46:19 - (Dav999) - It just splits strings, given a certain delimiter
19:46:25 - Samario: blowup(toaster)
19:46:32 - (Dav999) - That doesn't exist
19:46:33 - Doormat: that's not even a PHP command
19:46:50 - Doormat: anyways dav
19:47:25 - Samario: wait this is PHP?
19:47:29 - Doormat: yes.
19:47:49 - (Dav999) - I just actually broke an entire site trying to do that
19:47:53 - (Dav999) - You win Samario
19:47:56 - (Dav999) - It worked
19:48:05 - Samario: \o/
19:48:16 - Doormat: but toaster is intact
19:48:27 - Samario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chatbot: BRB
22:19:39 - Vitellary: Yay. Lunch while still on computer. BRB
22:19:40 - Doormat: ok
22:19:54 - (Dav999) - BRB would need to be the first word for the bot to respond to it
22:19:56 - DavB ::  Ok
22:20:02 - (Dav999) - Pff
22:20:10 - Doormat: hah
English
22:20:25 - (Dav999) - And you might know or have looked already but are you're sure there isn't a wireless switch on the side?
22:20:35 - (Dav999) - My English is derping
English II
23:28:46 - (Dav999) - That question would lock out many people who doesn't know English as their native language too
23:28:56 - (Dav999) - Ok there my own English went
23:28:59 - InfoTeddy: xd
23:29:04 - (Dav999) - who don't* have*
13AM
19:34:08 - Samario: this place is deader than noodlez
19:34:14 - Toaster: xdddddd
19:34:19 - Toaster: we're all in serbe
19:34:21 - Toaster: thats why
19:43:27 - (Dav999) - Don't check at Monday 10AM-13AM America time
19:43:37 - (Dav999) - Except with an hour difference because it's still DST over there
19:43:56 - (Dav999) - Did I say 13AM
Laziness
01:01:03 - InfoTeddy: Where's the bot's status?
01:01:10 - Format: he ate it
01:01:16 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:01:25 - (Dav999) - Looks like it lost connection for a bit so it rejoined
01:01:34 - (Dav999) - Flockmod did, at least
01:01:39 - InfoTeddy: Oh.
01:01:41 - (Dav999) - I didn't program in anything to do that
01:02:01 - InfoTeddy: It should at least set his status when he rejoins the room.
01:02:14 - (Dav999) - !relayraw /status Active
01:02:31 - Format: !relayraw /status Evitca
01:02:31 - (Dav999) - Didn't even have to physically get up for that
01:02:32 - DavB ::  ERROR: Command not recognized. Try !help for a list of all commands.
01:02:39 - Format: darn it didnt work
01:02:40 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:02:43 - (Dav999) - I think you need to -- oh wait
01:02:53 - (Dav999) - You're recognized only as Doormat
01:02:57 - InfoTeddy: "I think you need to"...sign in as Doormat?
01:02:57 - Format: o
01:02:58 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:03:02 - (Dav999) - Damn now I have to physically get up
01:03:04 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
01:03:06 - Format: xd
01:03:31 - (Dav999) - And the bot was booted in 2015 and I'm still lazy so back to Ved
More DavBot madness
23:15:24 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
23:15:31 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
23:15:34 - (Dav999) - (that was a bot paused message)
23:15:38 - InfoTeddy: o
23:15:54 - (Dav999) - What CAN you do right, DavBot
23:15:59 - DavB ::  Yes?
23:16:08 - (Dav999) - IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
23:16:09 - InfoTeddy: xd


(Dav999) - Now let's shut up over a nice cup of tea and some biscuits

22:44:03 - Kuigi700: Can I have the link to dforum.web44.net
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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2013, 10:19:36 AM »
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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2013, 10:57:27 AM »
「んー?」

The 「」 are Japanese quotes.
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Ninja'd
21:37:39 - Doormat: Checking my swapnote
21:37:58 - (Dav999) - ?
21:38:17 - Doormat: 3DS Swapnote
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Ah, Googled and now I know what you mean
21:38:54 - Doormat: ...Nintendo Letter Box
21:38:56 - (Dav999) - In Europe it's called "Ninten
21:38:59 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me


15:23:27 - teh_blue441: What's the difference between Vasin and Viridian?
15:23:36 - Samario: Viridian's a darker blue.
15:23:39 - (Dav999) - Vasin is bri
15:23:44 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
15:23:49 - Samario: XD


20:09:58 - verdigris: undo magic
20:10:06 - ##Board has been undone by verdigris##
20:10:07 - verdigris: genius
20:10:18 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me in undo-ing
20:10:37 - (Dav999) - I was sliding the slider and then you had undone already


19:51:33 - Jony: asdfghjkl
19:51:37 - Jony: qwertyuiop
19:51:39 - (Dav999) - qwertyuiop
19:51:40 - Jony: zxcvbnm
19:51:46 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me with that
19:51:58 - Jony: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA I'm EVIL


20:32:20 - Kayya: tos?
20:32:27 - (Dav999) - Terms Of Service
20:32:27 - Samario: Terms Of Service.
20:32:34 - Samario: You ninja'd me.
20:32:34 - (Dav999) - I ninja'd you
20:32:44 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me there
20:33:08 - (Dav999) - You literally ninja'd me in saying that I ninja'd you
20:33:31 - Kayya: ninjaception


18:39:34 - blue441: who's that
18:39:38 - blue441: Sonic?
18:39:43 - Sonic: Lol.
18:39:45 - Sonic: It
18:39:51 - blue441: ...
18:39:55 - (Dav999) - Sonic is luigi700
18:39:56 - Sonic: It's actually Luigi700.
18:40:03 - (Dav999) - Ha ninja'd you
18:40:05 - Kayya: ninja'd by dav
18:40:14 - Kayya: finally, dav didn't get ninja'd!
18:40:40 - blue441: He already ninja'd me in one forum game...


19:19:41 - blue441: I said "I should have been "it"
19:19:51 - (Dav999) - I know
19:19:55 - blue441: I think I forgot an " now...
19:20:19 - blue441: I've got to stop typing fast
19:20:43 - (Dav999) - But then other people outspeed you
19:21:00 - (Dav999) - I'd say better than making mistakes all the time
19:21:06 - blue441: It's better than typos...
19:21:14 - (Dav999) - I ninja'd you
19:21:18 - blue441: Yup
19:21:21 - blue441: :P


22:38:35 - Samario: What's the "wiki" URL?
22:38:44 - Doormat: distractionware.wikia.com
22:38:45 - (Dav999) - distractionware.wikia.com
22:38:49 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
22:38:53 - Doormat: :)


21:52:47 - Samario: Don't we already HAVE Verde?
21:53:00 - Kayya: i dont think so
21:53:00 - (Dav999) - I guess not
21:53:08 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me


19:24:37 - ##Board has been undone by verdigris##
19:24:45 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
19:24:47 - (Dav999) - in undoing
19:24:51 - verdigris: yeah im a ninja
19:24:57 - verdigris: *japan music*


Viewer 1@All: You use Windows 7 too?
You@All: That's Windows 8
Viewer 1@All: oh
Kayya@All: windows 8
Viewer 1@All: Dav ninja'd you
Viewer 1@All: I added that to my signature ;)
Kayya@All: what?
You@All: That chat I think
Viewer 1@All: The Win8 conversation
Viewer 1@All: you ninja'd me, stop it
You@All: Yep, I ninja'd you
Kayya@All: everyone is a ninja today
You@All: You ninja'd me in saying I ninja'd you
Viewer 1@All: NINJAS!


21:28:51 - Samario: Press R after going to Space Station 1 in 2.0 and you'd be sent back to the ship.
21:29:05 - (Dav999) - It actually setcheckpoint()s
21:29:14 - Samario: Before the end of the script.
21:29:18 - (Dav999) - You need to press R before --- yes
21:29:21 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
21:29:24 - Samario: :3
Combo breaker
21:39:21 - Kayya: hats
21:39:41 - (Dav999) - Hats?
21:39:44 - Kayya: hats
21:39:51 - (Dav999) - Hats.
21:40:28 - Kayya: yes
21:40:37 - (Dav999) - Combo breaker
21:41:07 - Kayya: ccccombobreaker
21:41:33 - (Dav999) - I *just* broke the combo breaker combo with this message :P
21:42:05 - Kayya: come on
21:42:38 - (Dav999) - This will be in my siggy
21:43:13 - Kayya: really?
21:43:19 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:43:35 - Kayya: well then
21:44:03 - (Dav999) - I just don't know where to split exactly
21:44:11 - (Dav999) - Probably before that message
21:44:16 - Kayya: okay
21:44:47 - (Dav999) - *ends up taking everything including this*
21:44:55 - Kayya: really
21:44:57 - Kayya: just
21:44:59 - Kayya: just really


22:52:34 - Jony: Hey, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
22:52:42 - Doormat: what
22:52:46 - Kayya: what
22:52:48 - (Dav999) - What
22:52:56 - Doormat: what
22:53:02 - Kayya: what
22:53:07 - (Dav999) - BROKEN!
22:53:11 - Doormat: D:
22:53:16 - Kayya: DAMMIT, DAV
22:53:21 - (Dav999) - Problem?


22:21:55 - Kayya: wait
22:21:59 - Jony: what?
22:22:03 - ToasterApocalypse: what
22:22:06 - (Dav999) - What?
22:22:08 - Jony: WHAAAT?
22:22:10 - Doormat: what
22:22:14 - (Dav999) - Wat
22:22:14 - Jony: whut
22:22:16 - ToasterApocalypse: SAY WHHAAAAAAAAAAT
22:22:20 - Jony: NO MA
22:22:21 - Samario: COMBO BREAKER!
Old Pokémon match
16:49:46 - ToasterApocalypse: i challenge you to a pokemon match
16:49:48 - ToasterApocalypse: go lapras
16:49:51 - luciano_like_a_boss: ^%!@##$$%^&&*()_+
16:50:04 - luciano_like_a_boss: go dialga kill him!
16:50:12 - ToasterApocalypse: hahaahahahahahahahahaha
16:50:13 - ToasterApocalypse: haha
16:50:20 - ToasterApocalypse: you just sent out a dragon type
16:50:27 - luciano_like_a_boss: SHUT HTHE HOLY FUCK UP
16:50:31 - ToasterApocalypse: lapras is part ice, so it can learn ice beam
16:50:35 - ToasterApocalypse: RIP dialga k
Clock
22:29:08 - (Dav999) - Another story, someone wanted to throw a clock out of the window (from a building), asked the management, and they said no
22:29:17 - Kayya: well then
22:29:20 - (Dav999) - But these are the kind of things you're not supposed to ask!
22:29:31 - (Dav999) - That's a thing you should just do!
BRB
21:54:10 - Doormat: brb
21:54:12 - (Dav999) - OK
21:54:18 - Doormat: back
21:54:23 - (Dav999) - Haha
21:54:30 - (Dav999) - You were gone for 8 seconds
21:54:48 - Doormat: HAH


21:57:32 - Doormat: brb
21:57:33 - Doormat: back
21:57:42 - Kayya: that took like .2 seconds
21:57:47 - (Dav999) - You were gone for 1 second doormat
21:57:52 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:57:56 - Doormat: yeah I stopped time while I was gone
21:57:56 - ToasterApocalypse: nvm lel
21:57:59 - ToasterApocalypse: i wanna like
21:58:03 - (Dav999) - brb
21:58:03 - (Dav999) - back
21:58:03 - ToasterApocalypse: be quicker than dootmat
21:58:06 - ToasterApocalypse: dootmat yolo
21:58:12 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:58:12 - ToasterApocalypse: back
21:58:14 - Doormat: brb
21:58:14 - Doormat: back
21:58:20 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:58:21 - ToasterApocalypse: back
21:58:23 - ToasterApocalypse: HA
21:58:24 - Doormat: brb
21:58:24 - Doormat: back
21:58:30 - (Dav999) - Brb
21:58:30 - (Dav999) - back
21:58:35 - (Dav999) - Hahahaaa
21:58:37 - Doormat: brb
21:58:37 - Doormat: back


13:57:08 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:57:13 - Doormat: l
13:57:14 - Doormat: *k
13:57:19 - blue441: OK
13:57:23 - (Dav999) - Back
13:57:28 - blue441: What the?
13:57:29 - Doormat: k
13:57:46 - (Dav999) - It was a really legit 15 seconds brb
13:57:55 - blue441: Seemed less
13:58:11 - blue441: That reminds me...
13:58:19 - blue441: BRB
13:58:20 - blue441: Back
13:58:25 - (Dav999) - You're slow
13:58:31 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:58:31 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:31 - blue441: BRB
13:58:32 - blue441: BACK
13:58:37 - Doormat: brb
13:58:38 - Doormat: Back
13:58:38 - blue441: ´WHAT?
13:58:40 - (Dav999) - Bbr
13:58:43 - (Dav999) - Oops
13:58:47 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:58:47 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:51 - Doormat: brb
13:58:51 - Doormat: Back
13:58:53 - (Dav999) - Brb
13:58:53 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:56 - blue441: Notice above
13:59:12 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:13 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:13 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:27 - blue441: "(blue441) - BRB Dav999: BRB Dav999: Back (blue441) - BACK"
13:59:31 - blue441: I'm slow
13:59:39 - blue441: BRB
13:59:40 - blue441: BACK
13:59:45 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:59:45 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:49 - blue441: ´BRB
13:59:50 - blue441: BSKDC
13:59:53 - (Dav999) - Pff
13:59:54 - blue441: GAH
14:00:07 - blue441: BRB
14:00:08 - blue441: BACKJ
14:00:17 - blue441: BRB
14:00:17 - (Dav999) - :D
14:00:18 - blue441: ABCK
XD
18:54:26 - ToasterApocalypse: I hate the XD face so damn much
18:54:31 - (Dav999) - xD
18:54:38 - Doormat: XD
18:54:44 - FIQ: XD


(Found that coincidentally in an old screenshot from February)
OK
21:44:14 - Kayya: yeah, those three by said warp token.
21:44:20 - (Dav999) - OK!
21:46:04 - (Dav999) - What are the coordinates of ribbon chess?
21:46:50 - Kayya: im looking for it
21:47:04 - (Dav999) - Ok
21:47:52 - Kayya: (9,8)
21:48:07 - (Dav999) - Ok (do I say OK too much?)
21:48:12 - Kayya: yes
21:48:17 - (Dav999) - Ok


16:24:31 - Roskilla: ok
16:25:08 - Roskilla: ok?
16:25:10 - Jony: OK
16:25:12 - Roskilla: ok!
16:25:13 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:13 - crazyal02: OK
16:25:15 - Jony: KO
16:25:15 - crazyal02: ok
16:25:17 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:18 - crazyal02: OK
16:25:19 - crazyal02: ok
16:25:20 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:21 - Jony: K.O.
16:25:23 - (Dav999) - OK!
16:25:23 - Roskilla: this is going in my sig
16:25:27 - crazyal02: okey dokey
16:25:36 - (Dav999) - You brOKe it
Facepalming cat
21:36:46 - Doormat: Speaking of which last night I took a photo of my cat facepalming
21:36:49 - Doormat: IN 3D
21:37:02 - (Dav999) - Your cat facepalming?
21:37:09 - Doormat: yes
21:37:16 - (Dav999) - So you failed that bad that even your CAT was facepalming?
21:37:27 - Doormat: yes
21:37:30 - Kayya: wow


...
21:18:11 - (Dav999) - ...
21:25:32 - Kayya: ...
21:26:08 - (Dav999) - ...
21:28:20 - Kayya: ...
21:28:27 - (Dav999) - ...
21:29:33 - Kayya: ...
21:29:39 - (Dav999) - ...
21:30:11 - Kayya: ...
21:30:16 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:21 - Kayya: ...
21:32:26 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:52 - Kayya: ...
21:32:57 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:33:07 - (Dav999) - Oops
21:33:22 - (Dav999) - (Accidentally typed ///, but what's MC?
21:33:30 - (Dav999) - Try typing ///
21:34:21 - Kayya: hm/
21:34:24 - Kayya: *?
21:34:31 - (Dav999) - Did you type ///?
21:34:42 - Kayya: yea
21:34:50 - (Dav999) - Didn't show up for me
21:34:52 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:34:55 - (Dav999) - I just typed it
21:35:58 - Kayya: didnt show up for me either
21:36:10 - (Dav999) - I wonder what it does...
21:36:21 - Kayya: looks like a pm of sorts
21:36:44 - (Dav999) - But a pm to whom?
21:37:09 - Dav999 doesn't understand
21:38:24 - Kayya: mc?
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:38:53 - (Dav999) - What does it do?
When I want to type 2012
14:48:54 - (Dav999) - Last active April 2013
14:48:57 - (Dav999) - *20122222222222
14:49:14 - (Dav999) - 2013
14:49:18 - (Dav999) - **DAMN
14:49:27 - (Dav999) - If I want to type 2012, I type 2013
Doormat=Toaster?
23:23:12 - Kayya: shes canadian
23:23:19 - Doormat: yeah
23:23:33 - Doormat: and i'm... well...
23:23:46 - Doormat: i'd say american but that'd be a lie
23:23:52 - Doormat: i'm not in europe either
23:24:03 - Kayya: the only person i know that is not american is dav
23:24:09 - Kayya: (besides tap)
23:24:23 - (Dav999) - And Toaster?
23:24:29 - (Dav999) - And Terry?
23:24:32 - Kayya: i dont remember about toaster
23:24:34 - Doormat: ok I lied, I AM toaster
23:24:37 - Doormat: *american
23:24:40 - (Dav999) - haha
23:24:42 - Kayya: doormat is toaster
23:24:49 - Doormat: darn it why does my mind go off track like that
23:25:05 - Kayya: doormat is the toaster, it is him
ö (join.me chat)
Host@All: hello?
You@All: Hell
Host@All: oh
You@All: WHYYY join.me
Host@All: :P
You@All: I typed "Hello" with dots on the o, but it disappeared making it "Hell"
Host@All: and I said oh
Host@All: which is a great put
Host@All: *pun
They can't count
12:27:46 - Doormat: ...
12:27:55 - (Dav999) - dot dot dot
12:27:59 - Doormat: tod tod tod
12:28:03 - Doormat: todd todd todd
12:28:13 - (Dav999) - NORMAL WIDTH HORIZONTAL ELLIPSIS WITH THREE DOTS
12:28:18 - Doormat: hah
12:28:24 - Doormat: that made me laugh
12:28:59 - (Dav999) - You know, I have a character map app on my iPod, and there's something very weird.
12:29:03 - (Dav999) - I'll send you a screenshot
12:29:03 - Doormat: What
12:29:06 - Doormat: ok
12:29:06 - (Dav999) - hold on
12:32:20 - (Dav999) - http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6417/r7p.png
12:32:42 - Doormat: Lol
12:32:47 - Doormat: 5 pointed star
12:32:51 - Doormat: learn to count
12:32:52 - (Dav999) - They can't count
12:33:10 - Doormat: You were ninja'd yet again
12:33:31 - (Dav999) - Yeah
12:33:39 - Doormat: So anyways
12:33:39 - (Dav999) - To my siggy!
12:33:42 - Doormat: Yay!
Screenshot
21:33:14 - Samario: Wait, waitwaitwait.
21:33:19 - Samario: Look at this screenshot...
21:33:26 - blue441: …
21:33:52 - blue441: Time to try No Death Mode while collecting trinkets
21:33:52 - (Dav999) - Interesting screenshot
21:33:59 - (Dav999) - How did you manage to do that
21:34:06 - blue441: lel
21:34:09 - Samario: <:/
21:34:13 - blue441: or LOL whatever
Français
19:53:26 - GLOBAL MESSAGE :: 11.07B out! http://py-bot.com/news/ for the latest updates and news. For all of our registered users who have been unable to save while logged in, we have that sorted out now. Sorry about the issues, just heard about it a few minutes ago (email us next time! devs@py-bot.com)
19:53:55 - (Dav999) - Ah, c'était une message globale
19:54:26 - blue441: yes, I think you said that right
19:54:46 - (Dav999) - But GT is telling me that globale means comprehensive
19:54:53 - blue441: (if you meant "it was" instead of "it's)
19:54:56 - (Dav999) - So synonym or false friend
19:55:00 - (Dav999) - Yeah, I meant it was
19:55:11 - (Dav999) - Otherwise I would've said c'est
19:55:20 - blue441: ye
19:55:54 - (Dav999) - Pourquoi est-ce que je parle français ?
19:56:17 - blue441: parce que....
19:56:20 - blue441: uh...
19:56:26 - blue441: je ne sais pas
19:56:39 - (Dav999) - Ma français est mieux, than, je uuuhh
19:56:42 - (Dav999) - thought
19:57:01 - blue441: I forgot what mieux meant
19:57:05 - (Dav999) - Better
19:57:19 - (Dav999) - Mais ça est quelque chose pour mon signature
19:58:11 - blue441: it's something for your signature?
19:58:16 - (Dav999) - Yeah
19:58:22 - (Dav999) - Oui oui
20:00:08 - (Dav999) - Je pense mon français suce normalement
Puppy attack
22:44:37 - (Dav999) - halp
22:44:41 - Doormat: hi
22:44:42 - Doormat: halp?
22:44:43 - (Dav999) - Pupp[u
22:44:45 - ayellowperson: hi
22:44:50 - Doormat: lel
22:44:53 - Doormat: puppy attack
22:44:53 - (Dav999) - *Puppy
Future
31-12-2013 - 01-01-2014:
23:59:55 - (Dav999) - 5
23:59:56 - (Dav999) - 4
23:59:57 - (Dav999) - 3
23:59:58 - (Dav999) - 2
23:59:59 - (Dav999) - 1
00:00:00 - (Dav999) - 0
00:00:03 - Kayya: DAV WHATS THE FUTURE LIKE
00:00:10 - (Dav999) - Futurely
00:00:14 - Kayya: ARE THERE FLYING CARS YET
[...]
00:00:28 - Kayya: WHAT ABOUT TIME MACHINES
00:04:04 - Toaster: lets watch as 2014 becomes really shit
[...]
00:19:46 - (Dav999) - Okay so the real firework starts at around 0:05
00:21:36 - (Dav999) - I am from the future
00:21:41 - (Dav999) - I'm from 2014
[...]
01:30:51 - Kayya: dav are there time machines in the future yet
01:31:24 - (Dav999) - Not yet
01:31:34 - Kayya: 2014 sucks already ;;


Fri 17-01-2014 - Sat 18-01-2014:
00:00:37 - (Dav999) - Tomorrow's sunday already
00:00:41 - (Dav999) - For me, at least
00:01:12 - Kayya: its friday
00:01:33 - (Dav999) - For me it's saturday
00:01:46 - Kayya: whats the future like
00:01:55 - (Dav999) - Flying cars and stuf
00:01:57 - (Dav999) - *stuff
00:02:07 - Kayya: :D
Panic
You@All: Meanwhile I'm posting something
You@All: NO I CLOSED THE TAB
You@All: NEVER MIND IT'S BACK
Kayya@All: hah
You@All: With the contents of the post and all phew
Why haven't I raised this to 20000 yet
You@All: You know every time I want to change my sig I have to go into admin to raise the character limit?
Kayya@All: then lower it once youre done?
You@All: Yep
I can be a pro predictor too
17:08:19 - (Dav999) - inb4 toast
17:08:25 - EVENT :: Unregistered user Toaster has entered the room
17:08:27 - Doormat: xd
17:08:30 - (Dav999) - Nailed it
17:08:31 - Toaster: yeeees
17:08:34 - Doormat: YOU GUESSED RIGHT
Wrongly thanked
19:27:51 - Kayya: brb/afk
19:27:57 - (Dav999) - k
19:34:21 - Kayya: back
19:34:25 - Doormat: wb
19:34:30 - (Dav999) - ty
19:34:31 - Doormat: yw
19:34:32 - (Dav999) - *wb
19:34:35 - Doormat: xd
19:34:36 - (Dav999) - Haha oops
Fatal error: Call to undefined function blowup() ..
19:42:10 - Doormat: I also need to explode() the inside contents
19:42:22 - Doormat: not to mention getting the id value
19:42:44 - Samario: explode(Toaster)
19:42:49 - (Dav999) - No
19:42:56 - Doormat: that's not what explode() does
19:42:56 - (Dav999) - That would yield an error
19:43:09 - (Dav999) - Let's get technical
19:44:11 - (Dav999) - $array = explode('|','Test|test2'); echo $array[0]; // => Test
19:44:26 - Doormat: I know how explode() works
19:44:31 - (Dav999) - (I know you know)
19:44:35 - (Dav999) - I was talking to Samario
19:44:39 - Doormat: ok
19:44:44 - (Dav999) - Now let's continue while Samario figures it out
19:44:59 - Doormat: I need to get the content and id number of the first <vid>
19:45:03 - Doormat: that's it
19:45:32 - Samario: $array = explode('|','Toaster|OT'); echo $array[0]; // => better?
19:45:45 - Doormat: that will just seperate the two
19:46:00 - (Dav999) - explode does not destroy things at all
19:46:08 - Doormat: ^
19:46:19 - (Dav999) - It just splits strings, given a certain delimiter
19:46:25 - Samario: blowup(toaster)
19:46:32 - (Dav999) - That doesn't exist
19:46:33 - Doormat: that's not even a PHP command
19:46:50 - Doormat: anyways dav
19:47:25 - Samario: wait this is PHP?
19:47:29 - Doormat: yes.
19:47:49 - (Dav999) - I just actually broke an entire site trying to do that
19:47:53 - (Dav999) - You win Samario
19:47:56 - (Dav999) - It worked
19:48:05 - Samario: \o/
19:48:16 - Doormat: but toaster is intact
19:48:27 - Samario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chatbot: BRB
22:19:39 - Vitellary: Yay. Lunch while still on computer. BRB
22:19:40 - Doormat: ok
22:19:54 - (Dav999) - BRB would need to be the first word for the bot to respond to it
22:19:56 - DavB ::  Ok
22:20:02 - (Dav999) - Pff
22:20:10 - Doormat: hah
English
22:20:25 - (Dav999) - And you might know or have looked already but are you're sure there isn't a wireless switch on the side?
22:20:35 - (Dav999) - My English is derping
English II
23:28:46 - (Dav999) - That question would lock out many people who doesn't know English as their native language too
23:28:56 - (Dav999) - Ok there my own English went
23:28:59 - InfoTeddy: xd
23:29:04 - (Dav999) - who don't* have*
13AM
19:34:08 - Samario: this place is deader than noodlez
19:34:14 - Toaster: xdddddd
19:34:19 - Toaster: we're all in serbe
19:34:21 - Toaster: thats why
19:43:27 - (Dav999) - Don't check at Monday 10AM-13AM America time
19:43:37 - (Dav999) - Except with an hour difference because it's still DST over there
19:43:56 - (Dav999) - Did I say 13AM
Laziness
01:01:03 - InfoTeddy: Where's the bot's status?
01:01:10 - Format: he ate it
01:01:16 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:01:25 - (Dav999) - Looks like it lost connection for a bit so it rejoined
01:01:34 - (Dav999) - Flockmod did, at least
01:01:39 - InfoTeddy: Oh.
01:01:41 - (Dav999) - I didn't program in anything to do that
01:02:01 - InfoTeddy: It should at least set his status when he rejoins the room.
01:02:14 - (Dav999) - !relayraw /status Active
01:02:31 - Format: !relayraw /status Evitca
01:02:31 - (Dav999) - Didn't even have to physically get up for that
01:02:32 - DavB ::  ERROR: Command not recognized. Try !help for a list of all commands.
01:02:39 - Format: darn it didnt work
01:02:40 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:02:43 - (Dav999) - I think you need to -- oh wait
01:02:53 - (Dav999) - You're recognized only as Doormat
01:02:57 - InfoTeddy: "I think you need to"...sign in as Doormat?
01:02:57 - Format: o
01:02:58 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:03:02 - (Dav999) - Damn now I have to physically get up
01:03:04 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
01:03:06 - Format: xd
01:03:31 - (Dav999) - And the bot was booted in 2015 and I'm still lazy so back to Ved
More DavBot madness
23:15:24 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
23:15:31 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
23:15:34 - (Dav999) - (that was a bot paused message)
23:15:38 - InfoTeddy: o
23:15:54 - (Dav999) - What CAN you do right, DavBot
23:15:59 - DavB ::  Yes?
23:16:08 - (Dav999) - IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
23:16:09 - InfoTeddy: xd


(Dav999) - Now let's shut up over a nice cup of tea and some biscuits

22:44:03 - Kuigi700: Can I have the link to dforum.web44.net
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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2013, 11:09:39 AM »
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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #36 on: May 19, 2013, 11:12:43 AM »

Chatlogs
new language
14:32:35 - (Doormat) - WAXFJFEJ
14:32:43 - Toaster1: AYGDHYASDGY
14:32:51 - (Doormat) - FJGIJJRRKEE
14:33:07 - Toaster1: ATDASGY
14:33:07 - Dav999: Hello...?
14:33:09 - (Doormat) - hi
14:33:20 - Toaster1: we're creating a new language over here
14:33:23 - Toaster1: we call it welsh v2
computer invitation
15:00:51 - (Doormat) - and the best one:
15:01:01 - (Doormat) - "Charles Babbage invited the computer"

(image courtesy of Dav)
meen je dit
17:15:21 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
17:15:28 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
17:15:31 - Dav999: (that was a bot paused message)
17:15:34 - InfoTeddy: o
17:15:50 - Dav999: What CAN you do right, DavBot
17:15:56 - DavB ::  Yes?
17:16:05 - Dav999: IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
=patches
17:31:22 - InfoTeddy: =hatches
17:31:26 - DavB ::  "hatches" is not the word! 1 attempts left. _ a t c h e s   (Used: ABCDEFGHINOST)
17:31:28 - InfoTeddy: shit
17:31:32 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:32 - (Format) - ẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞ
17:31:35 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:31:40 - Dav999: DavBot Flockmod stop freezing
17:31:42 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:43 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:46 - InfoTeddy: =LATCHES
17:31:46 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:51 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:52 - InfoTeddy: =shut the fuck up
17:31:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:00 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:02 - (Format) - #teamlatches
17:32:05 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:06 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:09 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:10 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:11 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:13 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:15 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:20 - Dav999: Flockmod's not responding
17:32:25 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:26 - Lazarus_Gaming: the great =latches/=patches war of 2016
17:32:27 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:27 - Dav999: And DavBot still keeps poking it
17:32:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:31 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:34 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:36 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:37 - Dav999: Stop
17:32:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:38 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:43 - Dav999: I'll say when it unfreezes
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Dav999: I said stop
17:32:49 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:50 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:52 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:52 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:55 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:55 - Dav999: Guys
17:32:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:00 - Toaster: what if its matches????
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:02 - InfoTeddy: Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:33:03 - InfoTeddy: xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
17:33:14 - InfoTeddy: also no one cares toaster
17:33:17 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:19 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:22 - (Format) - #teammatches
17:33:23 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:25 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:27 - Dav999: I was gonna wait a little bit more but too bad, you ran out of Format's patience
17:33:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:36 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has left the room
17:33:36 - EVENT :: InfoTeddy has been kicked by Format
17:33:40 - (Format) - there
17:33:44 - Dav999: ...ok that
17:33:46 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:53 - (Format) - dont say it
17:34:02 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has entered the room
17:34:04 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:34:10 - Dav999: inb4 kick
17:34:11 - (Format) - infoteddy do you wanna be kicked
17:34:15 - Lazarus_Gaming: inb4 kick
17:34:16 - InfoTeddy: 14:33:01 - (InfoTeddy) - Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:34:24 - (Format) - no excuse
17:34:33 - InfoTeddy: then take that as a no xd
17:34:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patch infoteddy out of the drawing room (inb4 ban)
17:34:47 - InfoTeddy: I don't have a problem with multiple flockmod tabs
17:34:53 - (Format) - that was a really bad stretch laz
17:35:07 - Dav999: Ok all I needed to do was pause DavBot so it'd stop poking that flockmod window
17:35:18 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:23 - Dav999: But now DavBot is paused
17:35:31 - InfoTeddy: kekkk
17:35:31 - Lazarus_Gaming: im gonna go set my ipad to autocorrect patch to =patch
17:35:43 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
17:35:46 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:54 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:35:57 - DavB ::  "patches" is not the word! Game over. The word was: matches
17:36:00 - (Format) - TOASTER
17:36:02 - (Format) - WAS RIGHT
17:36:03 - Dav999: Toaster was right
17:36:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: F UCK
17:36:10 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
thoughtful discussion
20:28:01 - (Format) - wait WAIT
20:28:10 - (Format) - if a person can be claustrophobic
20:28:36 - (Format) - then can another be a claustrophile
20:28:49 - InfoTeddy: yes
[...]
20:31:49 - Dav999: I'm now imagining people going into their toilet or cupboard or whatever, closing the door, looking around touching all the sides, and fapping to the smallness of the space they're in
20:32:11 - InfoTeddy: very immature

12:43:57 - TSC: oh wait that explosion is a dancing woman
12:44:11 - (Format) - im so taking that out of context

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2013, 01:35:10 PM »

It's for if someone chooses A certain choice in my CYOA

the bold text is a hint

EDIT: Capitalized it to make it more obvious
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Chatlogs
new language
14:32:35 - (Doormat) - WAXFJFEJ
14:32:43 - Toaster1: AYGDHYASDGY
14:32:51 - (Doormat) - FJGIJJRRKEE
14:33:07 - Toaster1: ATDASGY
14:33:07 - Dav999: Hello...?
14:33:09 - (Doormat) - hi
14:33:20 - Toaster1: we're creating a new language over here
14:33:23 - Toaster1: we call it welsh v2
computer invitation
15:00:51 - (Doormat) - and the best one:
15:01:01 - (Doormat) - "Charles Babbage invited the computer"

(image courtesy of Dav)
meen je dit
17:15:21 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
17:15:28 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
17:15:31 - Dav999: (that was a bot paused message)
17:15:34 - InfoTeddy: o
17:15:50 - Dav999: What CAN you do right, DavBot
17:15:56 - DavB ::  Yes?
17:16:05 - Dav999: IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
=patches
17:31:22 - InfoTeddy: =hatches
17:31:26 - DavB ::  "hatches" is not the word! 1 attempts left. _ a t c h e s   (Used: ABCDEFGHINOST)
17:31:28 - InfoTeddy: shit
17:31:32 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:32 - (Format) - ẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞ
17:31:35 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:31:40 - Dav999: DavBot Flockmod stop freezing
17:31:42 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:43 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:46 - InfoTeddy: =LATCHES
17:31:46 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:51 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:52 - InfoTeddy: =shut the fuck up
17:31:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:00 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:02 - (Format) - #teamlatches
17:32:05 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:06 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:09 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:10 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:11 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:13 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:15 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:20 - Dav999: Flockmod's not responding
17:32:25 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:26 - Lazarus_Gaming: the great =latches/=patches war of 2016
17:32:27 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:27 - Dav999: And DavBot still keeps poking it
17:32:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:31 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:34 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:36 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:37 - Dav999: Stop
17:32:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:38 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:43 - Dav999: I'll say when it unfreezes
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Dav999: I said stop
17:32:49 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:50 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:52 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:52 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:55 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:55 - Dav999: Guys
17:32:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:00 - Toaster: what if its matches????
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:02 - InfoTeddy: Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:33:03 - InfoTeddy: xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
17:33:14 - InfoTeddy: also no one cares toaster
17:33:17 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:19 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:22 - (Format) - #teammatches
17:33:23 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:25 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:27 - Dav999: I was gonna wait a little bit more but too bad, you ran out of Format's patience
17:33:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:36 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has left the room
17:33:36 - EVENT :: InfoTeddy has been kicked by Format
17:33:40 - (Format) - there
17:33:44 - Dav999: ...ok that
17:33:46 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:53 - (Format) - dont say it
17:34:02 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has entered the room
17:34:04 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:34:10 - Dav999: inb4 kick
17:34:11 - (Format) - infoteddy do you wanna be kicked
17:34:15 - Lazarus_Gaming: inb4 kick
17:34:16 - InfoTeddy: 14:33:01 - (InfoTeddy) - Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:34:24 - (Format) - no excuse
17:34:33 - InfoTeddy: then take that as a no xd
17:34:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patch infoteddy out of the drawing room (inb4 ban)
17:34:47 - InfoTeddy: I don't have a problem with multiple flockmod tabs
17:34:53 - (Format) - that was a really bad stretch laz
17:35:07 - Dav999: Ok all I needed to do was pause DavBot so it'd stop poking that flockmod window
17:35:18 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:23 - Dav999: But now DavBot is paused
17:35:31 - InfoTeddy: kekkk
17:35:31 - Lazarus_Gaming: im gonna go set my ipad to autocorrect patch to =patch
17:35:43 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
17:35:46 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:54 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:35:57 - DavB ::  "patches" is not the word! Game over. The word was: matches
17:36:00 - (Format) - TOASTER
17:36:02 - (Format) - WAS RIGHT
17:36:03 - Dav999: Toaster was right
17:36:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: F UCK
17:36:10 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
thoughtful discussion
20:28:01 - (Format) - wait WAIT
20:28:10 - (Format) - if a person can be claustrophobic
20:28:36 - (Format) - then can another be a claustrophile
20:28:49 - InfoTeddy: yes
[...]
20:31:49 - Dav999: I'm now imagining people going into their toilet or cupboard or whatever, closing the door, looking around touching all the sides, and fapping to the smallness of the space they're in
20:32:11 - InfoTeddy: very immature

12:43:57 - TSC: oh wait that explosion is a dancing woman
12:44:11 - (Format) - im so taking that out of context

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Re: What's on your clipboard right now?
« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2013, 06:25:50 PM »
Yellow Person, do not post that sort of stuff on this forum! :facepalm:

Chatlogs
new language
14:32:35 - (Doormat) - WAXFJFEJ
14:32:43 - Toaster1: AYGDHYASDGY
14:32:51 - (Doormat) - FJGIJJRRKEE
14:33:07 - Toaster1: ATDASGY
14:33:07 - Dav999: Hello...?
14:33:09 - (Doormat) - hi
14:33:20 - Toaster1: we're creating a new language over here
14:33:23 - Toaster1: we call it welsh v2
computer invitation
15:00:51 - (Doormat) - and the best one:
15:01:01 - (Doormat) - "Charles Babbage invited the computer"

(image courtesy of Dav)
meen je dit
17:15:21 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
17:15:28 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
17:15:31 - Dav999: (that was a bot paused message)
17:15:34 - InfoTeddy: o
17:15:50 - Dav999: What CAN you do right, DavBot
17:15:56 - DavB ::  Yes?
17:16:05 - Dav999: IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
=patches
17:31:22 - InfoTeddy: =hatches
17:31:26 - DavB ::  "hatches" is not the word! 1 attempts left. _ a t c h e s   (Used: ABCDEFGHINOST)
17:31:28 - InfoTeddy: shit
17:31:32 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:32 - (Format) - ẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞẞ
17:31:35 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:31:40 - Dav999: DavBot Flockmod stop freezing
17:31:42 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:43 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:46 - InfoTeddy: =LATCHES
17:31:46 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:51 - Lazarus_Gaming: =PATCHES
17:31:52 - InfoTeddy: =shut the fuck up
17:31:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:31:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:00 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:02 - (Format) - #teamlatches
17:32:05 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:06 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:08 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:09 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:10 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:11 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:12 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:13 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:15 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:20 - Dav999: Flockmod's not responding
17:32:25 - InfoTeddy: xd
17:32:26 - Lazarus_Gaming: the great =latches/=patches war of 2016
17:32:27 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:27 - Dav999: And DavBot still keeps poking it
17:32:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:31 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:34 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:36 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:37 - Dav999: Stop
17:32:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:38 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:39 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:41 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:42 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:43 - Dav999: I'll say when it unfreezes
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:44 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:45 - Dav999: I said stop
17:32:49 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:50 - Lazarus_Gaming: ...
17:32:52 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:52 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:54 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:32:55 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:32:55 - Dav999: Guys
17:32:56 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:00 - Toaster: what if its matches????
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:01 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:02 - InfoTeddy: Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:33:03 - InfoTeddy: xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
17:33:14 - InfoTeddy: also no one cares toaster
17:33:17 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:19 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:22 - (Format) - #teammatches
17:33:23 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:25 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:33:27 - Dav999: I was gonna wait a little bit more but too bad, you ran out of Format's patience
17:33:28 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
17:33:34 - EVENT :: Lazarus_Gaming has been kicked by Format
17:33:36 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has left the room
17:33:36 - EVENT :: InfoTeddy has been kicked by Format
17:33:40 - (Format) - there
17:33:44 - Dav999: ...ok that
17:33:46 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has entered the room
17:33:53 - (Format) - dont say it
17:34:02 - EVENT :: Registered user InfoTeddy (infoteddy) has entered the room
17:34:04 - InfoTeddy: =latches
17:34:10 - Dav999: inb4 kick
17:34:11 - (Format) - infoteddy do you wanna be kicked
17:34:15 - Lazarus_Gaming: inb4 kick
17:34:16 - InfoTeddy: 14:33:01 - (InfoTeddy) - Hey Lazarus did it more than me
17:34:24 - (Format) - no excuse
17:34:33 - InfoTeddy: then take that as a no xd
17:34:38 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patch infoteddy out of the drawing room (inb4 ban)
17:34:47 - InfoTeddy: I don't have a problem with multiple flockmod tabs
17:34:53 - (Format) - that was a really bad stretch laz
17:35:07 - Dav999: Ok all I needed to do was pause DavBot so it'd stop poking that flockmod window
17:35:18 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:23 - Dav999: But now DavBot is paused
17:35:31 - InfoTeddy: kekkk
17:35:31 - Lazarus_Gaming: im gonna go set my ipad to autocorrect patch to =patch
17:35:43 - DavB ::  Bot unpaused.
17:35:46 - InfoTeddy: =a
17:35:54 - Lazarus_Gaming: =patches
17:35:57 - DavB ::  "patches" is not the word! Game over. The word was: matches
17:36:00 - (Format) - TOASTER
17:36:02 - (Format) - WAS RIGHT
17:36:03 - Dav999: Toaster was right
17:36:07 - Lazarus_Gaming: F UCK
17:36:10 - EVENT :: Registered user Lazarus_Gaming (Lazarus_Gaming) has left the room
thoughtful discussion
20:28:01 - (Format) - wait WAIT
20:28:10 - (Format) - if a person can be claustrophobic
20:28:36 - (Format) - then can another be a claustrophile
20:28:49 - InfoTeddy: yes
[...]
20:31:49 - Dav999: I'm now imagining people going into their toilet or cupboard or whatever, closing the door, looking around touching all the sides, and fapping to the smallness of the space they're in
20:32:11 - InfoTeddy: very immature

12:43:57 - TSC: oh wait that explosion is a dancing woman
12:44:11 - (Format) - im so taking that out of context