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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2013, 07:35:36 PM »
gotoroom() is also vital for emulating background scripts without the feature actually existing, by warping to the same room you are in. ;)
What's the point of emulating background scripts, just wondering?
Several things, actually:
* Dialog which doesn't hinder gameplay (think Portal style, or the various help texts at the beginning of VVVVVV, achievement texts in the secret lab). One of the simpler, yet very useful, uses
* If you have way too much free time - a random number generator
* Background-altering rooms (think The Final Level)
* A counter that ticks to something
* User interfaces use them in a sense (think Level Select Menu in my level)

And much more, only your imagination (and VVVVVV's 500 scripts limit) can stop you :P
I actually made a sample level of changing backgrounds yesterday. I guess this is what you means by background-altering rooms :D
But how to use dialog not hindering gameplay? Don't say() and reply() commands themselves stop gameplay? I thought those were just well-positioned background texts  :beg:
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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2013, 05:33:28 AM »
gotoroom() is also vital for emulating background scripts without the feature actually existing, by warping to the same room you are in. ;)
What's the point of emulating background scripts, just wondering?
Several things, actually:
* Dialog which doesn't hinder gameplay (think Portal style, or the various help texts at the beginning of VVVVVV, achievement texts in the secret lab). One of the simpler, yet very useful, uses
* If you have way too much free time - a random number generator
* Background-altering rooms (think The Final Level)
* A counter that ticks to something
* User interfaces use them in a sense (think Level Select Menu in my level)

And much more, only your imagination (and VVVVVV's 500 scripts limit) can stop you :P
* Removing the wraparound in rooms
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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2013, 09:19:33 AM »
gotoroom() is also vital for emulating background scripts without the feature actually existing, by warping to the same room you are in. ;)
What's the point of emulating background scripts, just wondering?
Several things, actually:
* Dialog which doesn't hinder gameplay (think Portal style, or the various help texts at the beginning of VVVVVV, achievement texts in the secret lab). One of the simpler, yet very useful, uses
* If you have way too much free time - a random number generator
* Background-altering rooms (think The Final Level)
* A counter that ticks to something
* User interfaces use them in a sense (think Level Select Menu in my level)

And much more, only your imagination (and VVVVVV's 500 scripts limit) can stop you :P
I actually made a sample level of changing backgrounds yesterday. I guess this is what you means by background-altering rooms :D
But how to use dialog not hindering gameplay? Don't say() and reply() commands themselves stop gameplay? I thought those were just well-positioned background texts  :beg:
They do stop gameplay yes, unless backgroundtext is used before the "speak" command. This will not halt gameplay. By utilizing backgrounded scripts, you can make a timer to chose when these dialogs should disappear. Of course you don't *need* backgrounded scripts for this - but if you want them to disappear after a certain time instead of when moving forward a little, you do need background scripts.

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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #23 on: August 2, 2013, 07:32:06 AM »
How does one use gotoposition? The coordinates are tripping me up  :victoria:

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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #24 on: August 2, 2013, 08:33:09 AM »
How does one use gotoposition? The coordinates are tripping me up  :victoria:

gotoposition is mostly trial and error, but you can get the exact values by placing a checkpoint (or the starting point, temporarily) at the point you want to teleport to, and then play the level and save at that point. You can then open the save file (the .vvvvvv.vvv file in the Saves folder) of the level and look at the values for savex and savey. Those are the values you have to fill in. So if savex is 50 and savey is 112, you need to use gotoposition(50,112,0).
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OK
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21:47:52 - Kayya: (9,8)
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...
21:18:11 - (Dav999) - ...
21:25:32 - Kayya: ...
21:26:08 - (Dav999) - ...
21:28:20 - Kayya: ...
21:28:27 - (Dav999) - ...
21:29:33 - Kayya: ...
21:29:39 - (Dav999) - ...
21:30:11 - Kayya: ...
21:30:16 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:21 - Kayya: ...
21:32:26 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:52 - Kayya: ...
21:32:57 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:33:07 - (Dav999) - Oops
21:33:22 - (Dav999) - (Accidentally typed ///, but what's MC?
21:33:30 - (Dav999) - Try typing ///
21:34:21 - Kayya: hm/
21:34:24 - Kayya: *?
21:34:31 - (Dav999) - Did you type ///?
21:34:42 - Kayya: yea
21:34:50 - (Dav999) - Didn't show up for me
21:34:52 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:34:55 - (Dav999) - I just typed it
21:35:58 - Kayya: didnt show up for me either
21:36:10 - (Dav999) - I wonder what it does...
21:36:21 - Kayya: looks like a pm of sorts
21:36:44 - (Dav999) - But a pm to whom?
21:37:09 - Dav999 doesn't understand
21:38:24 - Kayya: mc?
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:38:53 - (Dav999) - What does it do?
When I want to type 2012
14:48:54 - (Dav999) - Last active April 2013
14:48:57 - (Dav999) - *20122222222222
14:49:14 - (Dav999) - 2013
14:49:18 - (Dav999) - **DAMN
14:49:27 - (Dav999) - If I want to type 2012, I type 2013
Doormat=Toaster?
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Host@All: hello?
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Host@All: oh
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They can't count
12:27:46 - Doormat: ...
12:27:55 - (Dav999) - dot dot dot
12:27:59 - Doormat: tod tod tod
12:28:03 - Doormat: todd todd todd
12:28:13 - (Dav999) - NORMAL WIDTH HORIZONTAL ELLIPSIS WITH THREE DOTS
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12:29:06 - Doormat: ok
12:29:06 - (Dav999) - hold on
12:32:20 - (Dav999) - http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6417/r7p.png
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12:32:47 - Doormat: 5 pointed star
12:32:51 - Doormat: learn to count
12:32:52 - (Dav999) - They can't count
12:33:10 - Doormat: You were ninja'd yet again
12:33:31 - (Dav999) - Yeah
12:33:39 - Doormat: So anyways
12:33:39 - (Dav999) - To my siggy!
12:33:42 - Doormat: Yay!
Screenshot
21:33:14 - Samario: Wait, waitwaitwait.
21:33:19 - Samario: Look at this screenshot...
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21:33:52 - blue441: Time to try No Death Mode while collecting trinkets
21:33:52 - (Dav999) - Interesting screenshot
21:33:59 - (Dav999) - How did you manage to do that
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21:34:13 - blue441: or LOL whatever
Français
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19:53:55 - (Dav999) - Ah, c'était une message globale
19:54:26 - blue441: yes, I think you said that right
19:54:46 - (Dav999) - But GT is telling me that globale means comprehensive
19:54:53 - blue441: (if you meant "it was" instead of "it's)
19:54:56 - (Dav999) - So synonym or false friend
19:55:00 - (Dav999) - Yeah, I meant it was
19:55:11 - (Dav999) - Otherwise I would've said c'est
19:55:20 - blue441: ye
19:55:54 - (Dav999) - Pourquoi est-ce que je parle français ?
19:56:17 - blue441: parce que....
19:56:20 - blue441: uh...
19:56:26 - blue441: je ne sais pas
19:56:39 - (Dav999) - Ma français est mieux, than, je uuuhh
19:56:42 - (Dav999) - thought
19:57:01 - blue441: I forgot what mieux meant
19:57:05 - (Dav999) - Better
19:57:19 - (Dav999) - Mais ça est quelque chose pour mon signature
19:58:11 - blue441: it's something for your signature?
19:58:16 - (Dav999) - Yeah
19:58:22 - (Dav999) - Oui oui
20:00:08 - (Dav999) - Je pense mon français suce normalement
Puppy attack
22:44:37 - (Dav999) - halp
22:44:41 - Doormat: hi
22:44:42 - Doormat: halp?
22:44:43 - (Dav999) - Pupp[u
22:44:45 - ayellowperson: hi
22:44:50 - Doormat: lel
22:44:53 - Doormat: puppy attack
22:44:53 - (Dav999) - *Puppy
Future
31-12-2013 - 01-01-2014:
23:59:55 - (Dav999) - 5
23:59:56 - (Dav999) - 4
23:59:57 - (Dav999) - 3
23:59:58 - (Dav999) - 2
23:59:59 - (Dav999) - 1
00:00:00 - (Dav999) - 0
00:00:03 - Kayya: DAV WHATS THE FUTURE LIKE
00:00:10 - (Dav999) - Futurely
00:00:14 - Kayya: ARE THERE FLYING CARS YET
[...]
00:00:28 - Kayya: WHAT ABOUT TIME MACHINES
00:04:04 - Toaster: lets watch as 2014 becomes really shit
[...]
00:19:46 - (Dav999) - Okay so the real firework starts at around 0:05
00:21:36 - (Dav999) - I am from the future
00:21:41 - (Dav999) - I'm from 2014
[...]
01:30:51 - Kayya: dav are there time machines in the future yet
01:31:24 - (Dav999) - Not yet
01:31:34 - Kayya: 2014 sucks already ;;


Fri 17-01-2014 - Sat 18-01-2014:
00:00:37 - (Dav999) - Tomorrow's sunday already
00:00:41 - (Dav999) - For me, at least
00:01:12 - Kayya: its friday
00:01:33 - (Dav999) - For me it's saturday
00:01:46 - Kayya: whats the future like
00:01:55 - (Dav999) - Flying cars and stuf
00:01:57 - (Dav999) - *stuff
00:02:07 - Kayya: :D
Panic
You@All: Meanwhile I'm posting something
You@All: NO I CLOSED THE TAB
You@All: NEVER MIND IT'S BACK
Kayya@All: hah
You@All: With the contents of the post and all phew
Why haven't I raised this to 20000 yet
You@All: You know every time I want to change my sig I have to go into admin to raise the character limit?
Kayya@All: then lower it once youre done?
You@All: Yep
I can be a pro predictor too
17:08:19 - (Dav999) - inb4 toast
17:08:25 - EVENT :: Unregistered user Toaster has entered the room
17:08:27 - Doormat: xd
17:08:30 - (Dav999) - Nailed it
17:08:31 - Toaster: yeeees
17:08:34 - Doormat: YOU GUESSED RIGHT
Wrongly thanked
19:27:51 - Kayya: brb/afk
19:27:57 - (Dav999) - k
19:34:21 - Kayya: back
19:34:25 - Doormat: wb
19:34:30 - (Dav999) - ty
19:34:31 - Doormat: yw
19:34:32 - (Dav999) - *wb
19:34:35 - Doormat: xd
19:34:36 - (Dav999) - Haha oops
Fatal error: Call to undefined function blowup() ..
19:42:10 - Doormat: I also need to explode() the inside contents
19:42:22 - Doormat: not to mention getting the id value
19:42:44 - Samario: explode(Toaster)
19:42:49 - (Dav999) - No
19:42:56 - Doormat: that's not what explode() does
19:42:56 - (Dav999) - That would yield an error
19:43:09 - (Dav999) - Let's get technical
19:44:11 - (Dav999) - $array = explode('|','Test|test2'); echo $array[0]; // => Test
19:44:26 - Doormat: I know how explode() works
19:44:31 - (Dav999) - (I know you know)
19:44:35 - (Dav999) - I was talking to Samario
19:44:39 - Doormat: ok
19:44:44 - (Dav999) - Now let's continue while Samario figures it out
19:44:59 - Doormat: I need to get the content and id number of the first <vid>
19:45:03 - Doormat: that's it
19:45:32 - Samario: $array = explode('|','Toaster|OT'); echo $array[0]; // => better?
19:45:45 - Doormat: that will just seperate the two
19:46:00 - (Dav999) - explode does not destroy things at all
19:46:08 - Doormat: ^
19:46:19 - (Dav999) - It just splits strings, given a certain delimiter
19:46:25 - Samario: blowup(toaster)
19:46:32 - (Dav999) - That doesn't exist
19:46:33 - Doormat: that's not even a PHP command
19:46:50 - Doormat: anyways dav
19:47:25 - Samario: wait this is PHP?
19:47:29 - Doormat: yes.
19:47:49 - (Dav999) - I just actually broke an entire site trying to do that
19:47:53 - (Dav999) - You win Samario
19:47:56 - (Dav999) - It worked
19:48:05 - Samario: \o/
19:48:16 - Doormat: but toaster is intact
19:48:27 - Samario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chatbot: BRB
22:19:39 - Vitellary: Yay. Lunch while still on computer. BRB
22:19:40 - Doormat: ok
22:19:54 - (Dav999) - BRB would need to be the first word for the bot to respond to it
22:19:56 - DavB ::  Ok
22:20:02 - (Dav999) - Pff
22:20:10 - Doormat: hah
English
22:20:25 - (Dav999) - And you might know or have looked already but are you're sure there isn't a wireless switch on the side?
22:20:35 - (Dav999) - My English is derping
English II
23:28:46 - (Dav999) - That question would lock out many people who doesn't know English as their native language too
23:28:56 - (Dav999) - Ok there my own English went
23:28:59 - InfoTeddy: xd
23:29:04 - (Dav999) - who don't* have*
13AM
19:34:08 - Samario: this place is deader than noodlez
19:34:14 - Toaster: xdddddd
19:34:19 - Toaster: we're all in serbe
19:34:21 - Toaster: thats why
19:43:27 - (Dav999) - Don't check at Monday 10AM-13AM America time
19:43:37 - (Dav999) - Except with an hour difference because it's still DST over there
19:43:56 - (Dav999) - Did I say 13AM
Laziness
01:01:03 - InfoTeddy: Where's the bot's status?
01:01:10 - Format: he ate it
01:01:16 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:01:25 - (Dav999) - Looks like it lost connection for a bit so it rejoined
01:01:34 - (Dav999) - Flockmod did, at least
01:01:39 - InfoTeddy: Oh.
01:01:41 - (Dav999) - I didn't program in anything to do that
01:02:01 - InfoTeddy: It should at least set his status when he rejoins the room.
01:02:14 - (Dav999) - !relayraw /status Active
01:02:31 - Format: !relayraw /status Evitca
01:02:31 - (Dav999) - Didn't even have to physically get up for that
01:02:32 - DavB ::  ERROR: Command not recognized. Try !help for a list of all commands.
01:02:39 - Format: darn it didnt work
01:02:40 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:02:43 - (Dav999) - I think you need to -- oh wait
01:02:53 - (Dav999) - You're recognized only as Doormat
01:02:57 - InfoTeddy: "I think you need to"...sign in as Doormat?
01:02:57 - Format: o
01:02:58 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:03:02 - (Dav999) - Damn now I have to physically get up
01:03:04 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
01:03:06 - Format: xd
01:03:31 - (Dav999) - And the bot was booted in 2015 and I'm still lazy so back to Ved
More DavBot madness
23:15:24 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
23:15:31 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
23:15:34 - (Dav999) - (that was a bot paused message)
23:15:38 - InfoTeddy: o
23:15:54 - (Dav999) - What CAN you do right, DavBot
23:15:59 - DavB ::  Yes?
23:16:08 - (Dav999) - IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
23:16:09 - InfoTeddy: xd


(Dav999) - Now let's shut up over a nice cup of tea and some biscuits

22:44:03 - Kuigi700: Can I have the link to dforum.web44.net
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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #25 on: August 2, 2013, 10:30:12 AM »
I use this thread as a reference guide for when I use the internal code. Mind posting the full list of gamestates, playefs and plays?

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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #26 on: August 2, 2013, 10:40:27 AM »
I use this thread as a reference guide for when I use the internal code. Mind posting the full list of gamestates, playefs and plays?
Gamestates
<interesting things go here>
Chatlogs
penis gun
12:02:42 - verdigris: why is pico holding a penis
12:03:09 - Dav999: I see it as a gun, especially because it's gray
12:03:20 - verdigris: i know
12:03:22 - verdigris: a penis gun
12:03:24 - (Arvis) - pico is holding a penis because i fail at drawing guns
12:03:30 - verdigris: a gun shaped like a penis that shoots bullets
12:03:37 - (Arvis) - lol
12:03:45 - (Arvis) - a penis with a penis
12:03:52 - verdigris: "fear my penis gun"
12:03:55 - verdigris: "pewpewpewpew"
12:04:04 - verdigris: Anyways
12:04:06 - Doormat: the penis gun is aggressive


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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #27 on: August 2, 2013, 10:42:54 AM »
I use this thread as a reference guide for when I use the internal code. Mind posting the full list of gamestates, playefs and plays?

Playefs and plays can be found in reply #3:
Quote from: FIQ
Internal playlist
0 - Path Complete
1 - Pushing Onwards
2 - Positive Force
3 - Potential For Anything
4 - Passion For Exploring
5 - Pause
6 - Presenting VVVVVV
7 - Plenary
8 - Predestined Fate
9 - ecroF evitisoP
10 - Popular Potpurri
11 - Pipe Dream
12 - Pressure Cooker
13 - Paced Energy
14 - Piercing The Sky
Quote from: FIQ
The effect list
Code: [Select]
0 - Flip to ceiling
1 - Flip back to floor
2 - Cry
3 - Trinket collected
4 - Coin collected
5 - Checkpoint touched
6 - Quicker quicksand block touched
7 - Normal quicksand block touched
8 - Gravity line touched
9 - Flash
10 - Warp
11 - Viridian squeak
12 - Verdigris squeak
13 - Victoria squeak
14 - Vitellary squeak
15 - Violet squeak
16 - Vermilion squeak
17 - Terminal touched
18 - Teleporter touched
19 - Alarm
20 - Terminal squeak
21 - Time trial countdown "3", "2", "1"
22 - Time trial countdown "Go!"
23 - VVVVVV Man breaking walls
24 - Crewmates (de)combining into VVVVVV Man
25 - New record in Super Gravitron
26 - New trophy in Super Gravitron
27 - Rescued crewmate (in custom levels)

28+ segfaults

Arvis ninja'd me about the gamestates.
Chatlogs v
Ninja'd
21:37:39 - Doormat: Checking my swapnote
21:37:58 - (Dav999) - ?
21:38:17 - Doormat: 3DS Swapnote
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Ah, Googled and now I know what you mean
21:38:54 - Doormat: ...Nintendo Letter Box
21:38:56 - (Dav999) - In Europe it's called "Ninten
21:38:59 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me


15:23:27 - teh_blue441: What's the difference between Vasin and Viridian?
15:23:36 - Samario: Viridian's a darker blue.
15:23:39 - (Dav999) - Vasin is bri
15:23:44 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
15:23:49 - Samario: XD


20:09:58 - verdigris: undo magic
20:10:06 - ##Board has been undone by verdigris##
20:10:07 - verdigris: genius
20:10:18 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me in undo-ing
20:10:37 - (Dav999) - I was sliding the slider and then you had undone already


19:51:33 - Jony: asdfghjkl
19:51:37 - Jony: qwertyuiop
19:51:39 - (Dav999) - qwertyuiop
19:51:40 - Jony: zxcvbnm
19:51:46 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me with that
19:51:58 - Jony: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA I'm EVIL


20:32:20 - Kayya: tos?
20:32:27 - (Dav999) - Terms Of Service
20:32:27 - Samario: Terms Of Service.
20:32:34 - Samario: You ninja'd me.
20:32:34 - (Dav999) - I ninja'd you
20:32:44 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me there
20:33:08 - (Dav999) - You literally ninja'd me in saying that I ninja'd you
20:33:31 - Kayya: ninjaception


18:39:34 - blue441: who's that
18:39:38 - blue441: Sonic?
18:39:43 - Sonic: Lol.
18:39:45 - Sonic: It
18:39:51 - blue441: ...
18:39:55 - (Dav999) - Sonic is luigi700
18:39:56 - Sonic: It's actually Luigi700.
18:40:03 - (Dav999) - Ha ninja'd you
18:40:05 - Kayya: ninja'd by dav
18:40:14 - Kayya: finally, dav didn't get ninja'd!
18:40:40 - blue441: He already ninja'd me in one forum game...


19:19:41 - blue441: I said "I should have been "it"
19:19:51 - (Dav999) - I know
19:19:55 - blue441: I think I forgot an " now...
19:20:19 - blue441: I've got to stop typing fast
19:20:43 - (Dav999) - But then other people outspeed you
19:21:00 - (Dav999) - I'd say better than making mistakes all the time
19:21:06 - blue441: It's better than typos...
19:21:14 - (Dav999) - I ninja'd you
19:21:18 - blue441: Yup
19:21:21 - blue441: :P


22:38:35 - Samario: What's the "wiki" URL?
22:38:44 - Doormat: distractionware.wikia.com
22:38:45 - (Dav999) - distractionware.wikia.com
22:38:49 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
22:38:53 - Doormat: :)


21:52:47 - Samario: Don't we already HAVE Verde?
21:53:00 - Kayya: i dont think so
21:53:00 - (Dav999) - I guess not
21:53:08 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me


19:24:37 - ##Board has been undone by verdigris##
19:24:45 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
19:24:47 - (Dav999) - in undoing
19:24:51 - verdigris: yeah im a ninja
19:24:57 - verdigris: *japan music*


Viewer 1@All: You use Windows 7 too?
You@All: That's Windows 8
Viewer 1@All: oh
Kayya@All: windows 8
Viewer 1@All: Dav ninja'd you
Viewer 1@All: I added that to my signature ;)
Kayya@All: what?
You@All: That chat I think
Viewer 1@All: The Win8 conversation
Viewer 1@All: you ninja'd me, stop it
You@All: Yep, I ninja'd you
Kayya@All: everyone is a ninja today
You@All: You ninja'd me in saying I ninja'd you
Viewer 1@All: NINJAS!


21:28:51 - Samario: Press R after going to Space Station 1 in 2.0 and you'd be sent back to the ship.
21:29:05 - (Dav999) - It actually setcheckpoint()s
21:29:14 - Samario: Before the end of the script.
21:29:18 - (Dav999) - You need to press R before --- yes
21:29:21 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
21:29:24 - Samario: :3
Combo breaker
21:39:21 - Kayya: hats
21:39:41 - (Dav999) - Hats?
21:39:44 - Kayya: hats
21:39:51 - (Dav999) - Hats.
21:40:28 - Kayya: yes
21:40:37 - (Dav999) - Combo breaker
21:41:07 - Kayya: ccccombobreaker
21:41:33 - (Dav999) - I *just* broke the combo breaker combo with this message :P
21:42:05 - Kayya: come on
21:42:38 - (Dav999) - This will be in my siggy
21:43:13 - Kayya: really?
21:43:19 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:43:35 - Kayya: well then
21:44:03 - (Dav999) - I just don't know where to split exactly
21:44:11 - (Dav999) - Probably before that message
21:44:16 - Kayya: okay
21:44:47 - (Dav999) - *ends up taking everything including this*
21:44:55 - Kayya: really
21:44:57 - Kayya: just
21:44:59 - Kayya: just really


22:52:34 - Jony: Hey, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
22:52:42 - Doormat: what
22:52:46 - Kayya: what
22:52:48 - (Dav999) - What
22:52:56 - Doormat: what
22:53:02 - Kayya: what
22:53:07 - (Dav999) - BROKEN!
22:53:11 - Doormat: D:
22:53:16 - Kayya: DAMMIT, DAV
22:53:21 - (Dav999) - Problem?


22:21:55 - Kayya: wait
22:21:59 - Jony: what?
22:22:03 - ToasterApocalypse: what
22:22:06 - (Dav999) - What?
22:22:08 - Jony: WHAAAT?
22:22:10 - Doormat: what
22:22:14 - (Dav999) - Wat
22:22:14 - Jony: whut
22:22:16 - ToasterApocalypse: SAY WHHAAAAAAAAAAT
22:22:20 - Jony: NO MA
22:22:21 - Samario: COMBO BREAKER!
Old Pokémon match
16:49:46 - ToasterApocalypse: i challenge you to a pokemon match
16:49:48 - ToasterApocalypse: go lapras
16:49:51 - luciano_like_a_boss: ^%!@##$$%^&&*()_+
16:50:04 - luciano_like_a_boss: go dialga kill him!
16:50:12 - ToasterApocalypse: hahaahahahahahahahahaha
16:50:13 - ToasterApocalypse: haha
16:50:20 - ToasterApocalypse: you just sent out a dragon type
16:50:27 - luciano_like_a_boss: SHUT HTHE HOLY FUCK UP
16:50:31 - ToasterApocalypse: lapras is part ice, so it can learn ice beam
16:50:35 - ToasterApocalypse: RIP dialga k
Clock
22:29:08 - (Dav999) - Another story, someone wanted to throw a clock out of the window (from a building), asked the management, and they said no
22:29:17 - Kayya: well then
22:29:20 - (Dav999) - But these are the kind of things you're not supposed to ask!
22:29:31 - (Dav999) - That's a thing you should just do!
BRB
21:54:10 - Doormat: brb
21:54:12 - (Dav999) - OK
21:54:18 - Doormat: back
21:54:23 - (Dav999) - Haha
21:54:30 - (Dav999) - You were gone for 8 seconds
21:54:48 - Doormat: HAH


21:57:32 - Doormat: brb
21:57:33 - Doormat: back
21:57:42 - Kayya: that took like .2 seconds
21:57:47 - (Dav999) - You were gone for 1 second doormat
21:57:52 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:57:56 - Doormat: yeah I stopped time while I was gone
21:57:56 - ToasterApocalypse: nvm lel
21:57:59 - ToasterApocalypse: i wanna like
21:58:03 - (Dav999) - brb
21:58:03 - (Dav999) - back
21:58:03 - ToasterApocalypse: be quicker than dootmat
21:58:06 - ToasterApocalypse: dootmat yolo
21:58:12 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:58:12 - ToasterApocalypse: back
21:58:14 - Doormat: brb
21:58:14 - Doormat: back
21:58:20 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:58:21 - ToasterApocalypse: back
21:58:23 - ToasterApocalypse: HA
21:58:24 - Doormat: brb
21:58:24 - Doormat: back
21:58:30 - (Dav999) - Brb
21:58:30 - (Dav999) - back
21:58:35 - (Dav999) - Hahahaaa
21:58:37 - Doormat: brb
21:58:37 - Doormat: back


13:57:08 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:57:13 - Doormat: l
13:57:14 - Doormat: *k
13:57:19 - blue441: OK
13:57:23 - (Dav999) - Back
13:57:28 - blue441: What the?
13:57:29 - Doormat: k
13:57:46 - (Dav999) - It was a really legit 15 seconds brb
13:57:55 - blue441: Seemed less
13:58:11 - blue441: That reminds me...
13:58:19 - blue441: BRB
13:58:20 - blue441: Back
13:58:25 - (Dav999) - You're slow
13:58:31 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:58:31 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:31 - blue441: BRB
13:58:32 - blue441: BACK
13:58:37 - Doormat: brb
13:58:38 - Doormat: Back
13:58:38 - blue441: ´WHAT?
13:58:40 - (Dav999) - Bbr
13:58:43 - (Dav999) - Oops
13:58:47 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:58:47 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:51 - Doormat: brb
13:58:51 - Doormat: Back
13:58:53 - (Dav999) - Brb
13:58:53 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:56 - blue441: Notice above
13:59:12 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:13 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:13 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:27 - blue441: "(blue441) - BRB Dav999: BRB Dav999: Back (blue441) - BACK"
13:59:31 - blue441: I'm slow
13:59:39 - blue441: BRB
13:59:40 - blue441: BACK
13:59:45 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:59:45 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:49 - blue441: ´BRB
13:59:50 - blue441: BSKDC
13:59:53 - (Dav999) - Pff
13:59:54 - blue441: GAH
14:00:07 - blue441: BRB
14:00:08 - blue441: BACKJ
14:00:17 - blue441: BRB
14:00:17 - (Dav999) - :D
14:00:18 - blue441: ABCK
XD
18:54:26 - ToasterApocalypse: I hate the XD face so damn much
18:54:31 - (Dav999) - xD
18:54:38 - Doormat: XD
18:54:44 - FIQ: XD


(Found that coincidentally in an old screenshot from February)
OK
21:44:14 - Kayya: yeah, those three by said warp token.
21:44:20 - (Dav999) - OK!
21:46:04 - (Dav999) - What are the coordinates of ribbon chess?
21:46:50 - Kayya: im looking for it
21:47:04 - (Dav999) - Ok
21:47:52 - Kayya: (9,8)
21:48:07 - (Dav999) - Ok (do I say OK too much?)
21:48:12 - Kayya: yes
21:48:17 - (Dav999) - Ok


16:24:31 - Roskilla: ok
16:25:08 - Roskilla: ok?
16:25:10 - Jony: OK
16:25:12 - Roskilla: ok!
16:25:13 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:13 - crazyal02: OK
16:25:15 - Jony: KO
16:25:15 - crazyal02: ok
16:25:17 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:18 - crazyal02: OK
16:25:19 - crazyal02: ok
16:25:20 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:21 - Jony: K.O.
16:25:23 - (Dav999) - OK!
16:25:23 - Roskilla: this is going in my sig
16:25:27 - crazyal02: okey dokey
16:25:36 - (Dav999) - You brOKe it
Facepalming cat
21:36:46 - Doormat: Speaking of which last night I took a photo of my cat facepalming
21:36:49 - Doormat: IN 3D
21:37:02 - (Dav999) - Your cat facepalming?
21:37:09 - Doormat: yes
21:37:16 - (Dav999) - So you failed that bad that even your CAT was facepalming?
21:37:27 - Doormat: yes
21:37:30 - Kayya: wow


...
21:18:11 - (Dav999) - ...
21:25:32 - Kayya: ...
21:26:08 - (Dav999) - ...
21:28:20 - Kayya: ...
21:28:27 - (Dav999) - ...
21:29:33 - Kayya: ...
21:29:39 - (Dav999) - ...
21:30:11 - Kayya: ...
21:30:16 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:21 - Kayya: ...
21:32:26 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:52 - Kayya: ...
21:32:57 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:33:07 - (Dav999) - Oops
21:33:22 - (Dav999) - (Accidentally typed ///, but what's MC?
21:33:30 - (Dav999) - Try typing ///
21:34:21 - Kayya: hm/
21:34:24 - Kayya: *?
21:34:31 - (Dav999) - Did you type ///?
21:34:42 - Kayya: yea
21:34:50 - (Dav999) - Didn't show up for me
21:34:52 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:34:55 - (Dav999) - I just typed it
21:35:58 - Kayya: didnt show up for me either
21:36:10 - (Dav999) - I wonder what it does...
21:36:21 - Kayya: looks like a pm of sorts
21:36:44 - (Dav999) - But a pm to whom?
21:37:09 - Dav999 doesn't understand
21:38:24 - Kayya: mc?
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:38:53 - (Dav999) - What does it do?
When I want to type 2012
14:48:54 - (Dav999) - Last active April 2013
14:48:57 - (Dav999) - *20122222222222
14:49:14 - (Dav999) - 2013
14:49:18 - (Dav999) - **DAMN
14:49:27 - (Dav999) - If I want to type 2012, I type 2013
Doormat=Toaster?
23:23:12 - Kayya: shes canadian
23:23:19 - Doormat: yeah
23:23:33 - Doormat: and i'm... well...
23:23:46 - Doormat: i'd say american but that'd be a lie
23:23:52 - Doormat: i'm not in europe either
23:24:03 - Kayya: the only person i know that is not american is dav
23:24:09 - Kayya: (besides tap)
23:24:23 - (Dav999) - And Toaster?
23:24:29 - (Dav999) - And Terry?
23:24:32 - Kayya: i dont remember about toaster
23:24:34 - Doormat: ok I lied, I AM toaster
23:24:37 - Doormat: *american
23:24:40 - (Dav999) - haha
23:24:42 - Kayya: doormat is toaster
23:24:49 - Doormat: darn it why does my mind go off track like that
23:25:05 - Kayya: doormat is the toaster, it is him
ö (join.me chat)
Host@All: hello?
You@All: Hell
Host@All: oh
You@All: WHYYY join.me
Host@All: :P
You@All: I typed "Hello" with dots on the o, but it disappeared making it "Hell"
Host@All: and I said oh
Host@All: which is a great put
Host@All: *pun
They can't count
12:27:46 - Doormat: ...
12:27:55 - (Dav999) - dot dot dot
12:27:59 - Doormat: tod tod tod
12:28:03 - Doormat: todd todd todd
12:28:13 - (Dav999) - NORMAL WIDTH HORIZONTAL ELLIPSIS WITH THREE DOTS
12:28:18 - Doormat: hah
12:28:24 - Doormat: that made me laugh
12:28:59 - (Dav999) - You know, I have a character map app on my iPod, and there's something very weird.
12:29:03 - (Dav999) - I'll send you a screenshot
12:29:03 - Doormat: What
12:29:06 - Doormat: ok
12:29:06 - (Dav999) - hold on
12:32:20 - (Dav999) - http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6417/r7p.png
12:32:42 - Doormat: Lol
12:32:47 - Doormat: 5 pointed star
12:32:51 - Doormat: learn to count
12:32:52 - (Dav999) - They can't count
12:33:10 - Doormat: You were ninja'd yet again
12:33:31 - (Dav999) - Yeah
12:33:39 - Doormat: So anyways
12:33:39 - (Dav999) - To my siggy!
12:33:42 - Doormat: Yay!
Screenshot
21:33:14 - Samario: Wait, waitwaitwait.
21:33:19 - Samario: Look at this screenshot...
21:33:26 - blue441: …
21:33:52 - blue441: Time to try No Death Mode while collecting trinkets
21:33:52 - (Dav999) - Interesting screenshot
21:33:59 - (Dav999) - How did you manage to do that
21:34:06 - blue441: lel
21:34:09 - Samario: <:/
21:34:13 - blue441: or LOL whatever
Français
19:53:26 - GLOBAL MESSAGE :: 11.07B out! http://py-bot.com/news/ for the latest updates and news. For all of our registered users who have been unable to save while logged in, we have that sorted out now. Sorry about the issues, just heard about it a few minutes ago (email us next time! devs@py-bot.com)
19:53:55 - (Dav999) - Ah, c'était une message globale
19:54:26 - blue441: yes, I think you said that right
19:54:46 - (Dav999) - But GT is telling me that globale means comprehensive
19:54:53 - blue441: (if you meant "it was" instead of "it's)
19:54:56 - (Dav999) - So synonym or false friend
19:55:00 - (Dav999) - Yeah, I meant it was
19:55:11 - (Dav999) - Otherwise I would've said c'est
19:55:20 - blue441: ye
19:55:54 - (Dav999) - Pourquoi est-ce que je parle français ?
19:56:17 - blue441: parce que....
19:56:20 - blue441: uh...
19:56:26 - blue441: je ne sais pas
19:56:39 - (Dav999) - Ma français est mieux, than, je uuuhh
19:56:42 - (Dav999) - thought
19:57:01 - blue441: I forgot what mieux meant
19:57:05 - (Dav999) - Better
19:57:19 - (Dav999) - Mais ça est quelque chose pour mon signature
19:58:11 - blue441: it's something for your signature?
19:58:16 - (Dav999) - Yeah
19:58:22 - (Dav999) - Oui oui
20:00:08 - (Dav999) - Je pense mon français suce normalement
Puppy attack
22:44:37 - (Dav999) - halp
22:44:41 - Doormat: hi
22:44:42 - Doormat: halp?
22:44:43 - (Dav999) - Pupp[u
22:44:45 - ayellowperson: hi
22:44:50 - Doormat: lel
22:44:53 - Doormat: puppy attack
22:44:53 - (Dav999) - *Puppy
Future
31-12-2013 - 01-01-2014:
23:59:55 - (Dav999) - 5
23:59:56 - (Dav999) - 4
23:59:57 - (Dav999) - 3
23:59:58 - (Dav999) - 2
23:59:59 - (Dav999) - 1
00:00:00 - (Dav999) - 0
00:00:03 - Kayya: DAV WHATS THE FUTURE LIKE
00:00:10 - (Dav999) - Futurely
00:00:14 - Kayya: ARE THERE FLYING CARS YET
[...]
00:00:28 - Kayya: WHAT ABOUT TIME MACHINES
00:04:04 - Toaster: lets watch as 2014 becomes really shit
[...]
00:19:46 - (Dav999) - Okay so the real firework starts at around 0:05
00:21:36 - (Dav999) - I am from the future
00:21:41 - (Dav999) - I'm from 2014
[...]
01:30:51 - Kayya: dav are there time machines in the future yet
01:31:24 - (Dav999) - Not yet
01:31:34 - Kayya: 2014 sucks already ;;


Fri 17-01-2014 - Sat 18-01-2014:
00:00:37 - (Dav999) - Tomorrow's sunday already
00:00:41 - (Dav999) - For me, at least
00:01:12 - Kayya: its friday
00:01:33 - (Dav999) - For me it's saturday
00:01:46 - Kayya: whats the future like
00:01:55 - (Dav999) - Flying cars and stuf
00:01:57 - (Dav999) - *stuff
00:02:07 - Kayya: :D
Panic
You@All: Meanwhile I'm posting something
You@All: NO I CLOSED THE TAB
You@All: NEVER MIND IT'S BACK
Kayya@All: hah
You@All: With the contents of the post and all phew
Why haven't I raised this to 20000 yet
You@All: You know every time I want to change my sig I have to go into admin to raise the character limit?
Kayya@All: then lower it once youre done?
You@All: Yep
I can be a pro predictor too
17:08:19 - (Dav999) - inb4 toast
17:08:25 - EVENT :: Unregistered user Toaster has entered the room
17:08:27 - Doormat: xd
17:08:30 - (Dav999) - Nailed it
17:08:31 - Toaster: yeeees
17:08:34 - Doormat: YOU GUESSED RIGHT
Wrongly thanked
19:27:51 - Kayya: brb/afk
19:27:57 - (Dav999) - k
19:34:21 - Kayya: back
19:34:25 - Doormat: wb
19:34:30 - (Dav999) - ty
19:34:31 - Doormat: yw
19:34:32 - (Dav999) - *wb
19:34:35 - Doormat: xd
19:34:36 - (Dav999) - Haha oops
Fatal error: Call to undefined function blowup() ..
19:42:10 - Doormat: I also need to explode() the inside contents
19:42:22 - Doormat: not to mention getting the id value
19:42:44 - Samario: explode(Toaster)
19:42:49 - (Dav999) - No
19:42:56 - Doormat: that's not what explode() does
19:42:56 - (Dav999) - That would yield an error
19:43:09 - (Dav999) - Let's get technical
19:44:11 - (Dav999) - $array = explode('|','Test|test2'); echo $array[0]; // => Test
19:44:26 - Doormat: I know how explode() works
19:44:31 - (Dav999) - (I know you know)
19:44:35 - (Dav999) - I was talking to Samario
19:44:39 - Doormat: ok
19:44:44 - (Dav999) - Now let's continue while Samario figures it out
19:44:59 - Doormat: I need to get the content and id number of the first <vid>
19:45:03 - Doormat: that's it
19:45:32 - Samario: $array = explode('|','Toaster|OT'); echo $array[0]; // => better?
19:45:45 - Doormat: that will just seperate the two
19:46:00 - (Dav999) - explode does not destroy things at all
19:46:08 - Doormat: ^
19:46:19 - (Dav999) - It just splits strings, given a certain delimiter
19:46:25 - Samario: blowup(toaster)
19:46:32 - (Dav999) - That doesn't exist
19:46:33 - Doormat: that's not even a PHP command
19:46:50 - Doormat: anyways dav
19:47:25 - Samario: wait this is PHP?
19:47:29 - Doormat: yes.
19:47:49 - (Dav999) - I just actually broke an entire site trying to do that
19:47:53 - (Dav999) - You win Samario
19:47:56 - (Dav999) - It worked
19:48:05 - Samario: \o/
19:48:16 - Doormat: but toaster is intact
19:48:27 - Samario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chatbot: BRB
22:19:39 - Vitellary: Yay. Lunch while still on computer. BRB
22:19:40 - Doormat: ok
22:19:54 - (Dav999) - BRB would need to be the first word for the bot to respond to it
22:19:56 - DavB ::  Ok
22:20:02 - (Dav999) - Pff
22:20:10 - Doormat: hah
English
22:20:25 - (Dav999) - And you might know or have looked already but are you're sure there isn't a wireless switch on the side?
22:20:35 - (Dav999) - My English is derping
English II
23:28:46 - (Dav999) - That question would lock out many people who doesn't know English as their native language too
23:28:56 - (Dav999) - Ok there my own English went
23:28:59 - InfoTeddy: xd
23:29:04 - (Dav999) - who don't* have*
13AM
19:34:08 - Samario: this place is deader than noodlez
19:34:14 - Toaster: xdddddd
19:34:19 - Toaster: we're all in serbe
19:34:21 - Toaster: thats why
19:43:27 - (Dav999) - Don't check at Monday 10AM-13AM America time
19:43:37 - (Dav999) - Except with an hour difference because it's still DST over there
19:43:56 - (Dav999) - Did I say 13AM
Laziness
01:01:03 - InfoTeddy: Where's the bot's status?
01:01:10 - Format: he ate it
01:01:16 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:01:25 - (Dav999) - Looks like it lost connection for a bit so it rejoined
01:01:34 - (Dav999) - Flockmod did, at least
01:01:39 - InfoTeddy: Oh.
01:01:41 - (Dav999) - I didn't program in anything to do that
01:02:01 - InfoTeddy: It should at least set his status when he rejoins the room.
01:02:14 - (Dav999) - !relayraw /status Active
01:02:31 - Format: !relayraw /status Evitca
01:02:31 - (Dav999) - Didn't even have to physically get up for that
01:02:32 - DavB ::  ERROR: Command not recognized. Try !help for a list of all commands.
01:02:39 - Format: darn it didnt work
01:02:40 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:02:43 - (Dav999) - I think you need to -- oh wait
01:02:53 - (Dav999) - You're recognized only as Doormat
01:02:57 - InfoTeddy: "I think you need to"...sign in as Doormat?
01:02:57 - Format: o
01:02:58 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:03:02 - (Dav999) - Damn now I have to physically get up
01:03:04 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
01:03:06 - Format: xd
01:03:31 - (Dav999) - And the bot was booted in 2015 and I'm still lazy so back to Ved
More DavBot madness
23:15:24 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
23:15:31 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
23:15:34 - (Dav999) - (that was a bot paused message)
23:15:38 - InfoTeddy: o
23:15:54 - (Dav999) - What CAN you do right, DavBot
23:15:59 - DavB ::  Yes?
23:16:08 - (Dav999) - IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
23:16:09 - InfoTeddy: xd


(Dav999) - Now let's shut up over a nice cup of tea and some biscuits

22:44:03 - Kuigi700: Can I have the link to dforum.web44.net
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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #28 on: August 2, 2013, 10:51:11 AM »
Well it should all be in the first post to have a monopoly on all scripting I mean so people can just look here.
Maybe this should be stickyd.
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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #29 on: August 2, 2013, 04:52:40 PM »
Well it should all be in the first post to have a monopoly on all scripting I mean so people can just look here.

Yeah, it'll be super annoying to have to comb through the thread
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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2013, 07:47:33 AM »
Createentity is acting up. Gravitron squares and enemies are refusing to show up. Using 2.1.  :victoria:
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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2013, 06:18:13 AM »
How does a timer with gotoroom() work? I thought it was just use do() to loop, but it seems to make the time for executing each command extremely short. (No longer 30 times is about 1 s.) And the script will repeat again and again due to gotoroom() and I can't use a terminal for it too....
I even thought of use of flags or loadscript(stop), but they don't work....
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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2013, 02:07:10 AM »
How does a timer with gotoroom() work? I thought it was just use do() to loop, but it seems to make the time for executing each command extremely short. (No longer 30 times is about 1 s.) And the script will repeat again and again due to gotoroom() and I can't use a terminal for it too....
I even thought of use of flags or loadscript(stop), but they don't work....
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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2013, 04:18:34 AM »
How does a timer with gotoroom() work? I thought it was just use do() to loop, but it seems to make the time for executing each command extremely short. (No longer 30 times is about 1 s.) And the script will repeat again and again due to gotoroom() and I can't use a terminal for it too....
I even thought of use of flags or loadscript(stop), but they don't work....
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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2013, 04:35:32 PM »
I made an example in that old thread in the distractionware forums. Let me copy/paste it here, sec...

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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2013, 10:11:03 PM »
I have a 'print' of that entire topic saved to my computer, will upload it in a few hours...

EDIT: http://tolp2.tk/misc/Internal%20commands.html
« Last Edit: September 28, 2013, 12:53:29 AM by Dav999 »
Chatlogs v
Ninja'd
21:37:39 - Doormat: Checking my swapnote
21:37:58 - (Dav999) - ?
21:38:17 - Doormat: 3DS Swapnote
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Ah, Googled and now I know what you mean
21:38:54 - Doormat: ...Nintendo Letter Box
21:38:56 - (Dav999) - In Europe it's called "Ninten
21:38:59 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me


15:23:27 - teh_blue441: What's the difference between Vasin and Viridian?
15:23:36 - Samario: Viridian's a darker blue.
15:23:39 - (Dav999) - Vasin is bri
15:23:44 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
15:23:49 - Samario: XD


20:09:58 - verdigris: undo magic
20:10:06 - ##Board has been undone by verdigris##
20:10:07 - verdigris: genius
20:10:18 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me in undo-ing
20:10:37 - (Dav999) - I was sliding the slider and then you had undone already


19:51:33 - Jony: asdfghjkl
19:51:37 - Jony: qwertyuiop
19:51:39 - (Dav999) - qwertyuiop
19:51:40 - Jony: zxcvbnm
19:51:46 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me with that
19:51:58 - Jony: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA I'm EVIL


20:32:20 - Kayya: tos?
20:32:27 - (Dav999) - Terms Of Service
20:32:27 - Samario: Terms Of Service.
20:32:34 - Samario: You ninja'd me.
20:32:34 - (Dav999) - I ninja'd you
20:32:44 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me there
20:33:08 - (Dav999) - You literally ninja'd me in saying that I ninja'd you
20:33:31 - Kayya: ninjaception


18:39:34 - blue441: who's that
18:39:38 - blue441: Sonic?
18:39:43 - Sonic: Lol.
18:39:45 - Sonic: It
18:39:51 - blue441: ...
18:39:55 - (Dav999) - Sonic is luigi700
18:39:56 - Sonic: It's actually Luigi700.
18:40:03 - (Dav999) - Ha ninja'd you
18:40:05 - Kayya: ninja'd by dav
18:40:14 - Kayya: finally, dav didn't get ninja'd!
18:40:40 - blue441: He already ninja'd me in one forum game...


19:19:41 - blue441: I said "I should have been "it"
19:19:51 - (Dav999) - I know
19:19:55 - blue441: I think I forgot an " now...
19:20:19 - blue441: I've got to stop typing fast
19:20:43 - (Dav999) - But then other people outspeed you
19:21:00 - (Dav999) - I'd say better than making mistakes all the time
19:21:06 - blue441: It's better than typos...
19:21:14 - (Dav999) - I ninja'd you
19:21:18 - blue441: Yup
19:21:21 - blue441: :P


22:38:35 - Samario: What's the "wiki" URL?
22:38:44 - Doormat: distractionware.wikia.com
22:38:45 - (Dav999) - distractionware.wikia.com
22:38:49 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
22:38:53 - Doormat: :)


21:52:47 - Samario: Don't we already HAVE Verde?
21:53:00 - Kayya: i dont think so
21:53:00 - (Dav999) - I guess not
21:53:08 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me


19:24:37 - ##Board has been undone by verdigris##
19:24:45 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
19:24:47 - (Dav999) - in undoing
19:24:51 - verdigris: yeah im a ninja
19:24:57 - verdigris: *japan music*


Viewer 1@All: You use Windows 7 too?
You@All: That's Windows 8
Viewer 1@All: oh
Kayya@All: windows 8
Viewer 1@All: Dav ninja'd you
Viewer 1@All: I added that to my signature ;)
Kayya@All: what?
You@All: That chat I think
Viewer 1@All: The Win8 conversation
Viewer 1@All: you ninja'd me, stop it
You@All: Yep, I ninja'd you
Kayya@All: everyone is a ninja today
You@All: You ninja'd me in saying I ninja'd you
Viewer 1@All: NINJAS!


21:28:51 - Samario: Press R after going to Space Station 1 in 2.0 and you'd be sent back to the ship.
21:29:05 - (Dav999) - It actually setcheckpoint()s
21:29:14 - Samario: Before the end of the script.
21:29:18 - (Dav999) - You need to press R before --- yes
21:29:21 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
21:29:24 - Samario: :3
Combo breaker
21:39:21 - Kayya: hats
21:39:41 - (Dav999) - Hats?
21:39:44 - Kayya: hats
21:39:51 - (Dav999) - Hats.
21:40:28 - Kayya: yes
21:40:37 - (Dav999) - Combo breaker
21:41:07 - Kayya: ccccombobreaker
21:41:33 - (Dav999) - I *just* broke the combo breaker combo with this message :P
21:42:05 - Kayya: come on
21:42:38 - (Dav999) - This will be in my siggy
21:43:13 - Kayya: really?
21:43:19 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:43:35 - Kayya: well then
21:44:03 - (Dav999) - I just don't know where to split exactly
21:44:11 - (Dav999) - Probably before that message
21:44:16 - Kayya: okay
21:44:47 - (Dav999) - *ends up taking everything including this*
21:44:55 - Kayya: really
21:44:57 - Kayya: just
21:44:59 - Kayya: just really


22:52:34 - Jony: Hey, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
22:52:42 - Doormat: what
22:52:46 - Kayya: what
22:52:48 - (Dav999) - What
22:52:56 - Doormat: what
22:53:02 - Kayya: what
22:53:07 - (Dav999) - BROKEN!
22:53:11 - Doormat: D:
22:53:16 - Kayya: DAMMIT, DAV
22:53:21 - (Dav999) - Problem?


22:21:55 - Kayya: wait
22:21:59 - Jony: what?
22:22:03 - ToasterApocalypse: what
22:22:06 - (Dav999) - What?
22:22:08 - Jony: WHAAAT?
22:22:10 - Doormat: what
22:22:14 - (Dav999) - Wat
22:22:14 - Jony: whut
22:22:16 - ToasterApocalypse: SAY WHHAAAAAAAAAAT
22:22:20 - Jony: NO MA
22:22:21 - Samario: COMBO BREAKER!
Old Pokémon match
16:49:46 - ToasterApocalypse: i challenge you to a pokemon match
16:49:48 - ToasterApocalypse: go lapras
16:49:51 - luciano_like_a_boss: ^%!@##$$%^&&*()_+
16:50:04 - luciano_like_a_boss: go dialga kill him!
16:50:12 - ToasterApocalypse: hahaahahahahahahahahaha
16:50:13 - ToasterApocalypse: haha
16:50:20 - ToasterApocalypse: you just sent out a dragon type
16:50:27 - luciano_like_a_boss: SHUT HTHE HOLY FUCK UP
16:50:31 - ToasterApocalypse: lapras is part ice, so it can learn ice beam
16:50:35 - ToasterApocalypse: RIP dialga k
Clock
22:29:08 - (Dav999) - Another story, someone wanted to throw a clock out of the window (from a building), asked the management, and they said no
22:29:17 - Kayya: well then
22:29:20 - (Dav999) - But these are the kind of things you're not supposed to ask!
22:29:31 - (Dav999) - That's a thing you should just do!
BRB
21:54:10 - Doormat: brb
21:54:12 - (Dav999) - OK
21:54:18 - Doormat: back
21:54:23 - (Dav999) - Haha
21:54:30 - (Dav999) - You were gone for 8 seconds
21:54:48 - Doormat: HAH


21:57:32 - Doormat: brb
21:57:33 - Doormat: back
21:57:42 - Kayya: that took like .2 seconds
21:57:47 - (Dav999) - You were gone for 1 second doormat
21:57:52 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:57:56 - Doormat: yeah I stopped time while I was gone
21:57:56 - ToasterApocalypse: nvm lel
21:57:59 - ToasterApocalypse: i wanna like
21:58:03 - (Dav999) - brb
21:58:03 - (Dav999) - back
21:58:03 - ToasterApocalypse: be quicker than dootmat
21:58:06 - ToasterApocalypse: dootmat yolo
21:58:12 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:58:12 - ToasterApocalypse: back
21:58:14 - Doormat: brb
21:58:14 - Doormat: back
21:58:20 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:58:21 - ToasterApocalypse: back
21:58:23 - ToasterApocalypse: HA
21:58:24 - Doormat: brb
21:58:24 - Doormat: back
21:58:30 - (Dav999) - Brb
21:58:30 - (Dav999) - back
21:58:35 - (Dav999) - Hahahaaa
21:58:37 - Doormat: brb
21:58:37 - Doormat: back


13:57:08 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:57:13 - Doormat: l
13:57:14 - Doormat: *k
13:57:19 - blue441: OK
13:57:23 - (Dav999) - Back
13:57:28 - blue441: What the?
13:57:29 - Doormat: k
13:57:46 - (Dav999) - It was a really legit 15 seconds brb
13:57:55 - blue441: Seemed less
13:58:11 - blue441: That reminds me...
13:58:19 - blue441: BRB
13:58:20 - blue441: Back
13:58:25 - (Dav999) - You're slow
13:58:31 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:58:31 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:31 - blue441: BRB
13:58:32 - blue441: BACK
13:58:37 - Doormat: brb
13:58:38 - Doormat: Back
13:58:38 - blue441: ´WHAT?
13:58:40 - (Dav999) - Bbr
13:58:43 - (Dav999) - Oops
13:58:47 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:58:47 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:51 - Doormat: brb
13:58:51 - Doormat: Back
13:58:53 - (Dav999) - Brb
13:58:53 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:56 - blue441: Notice above
13:59:12 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:13 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:13 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:27 - blue441: "(blue441) - BRB Dav999: BRB Dav999: Back (blue441) - BACK"
13:59:31 - blue441: I'm slow
13:59:39 - blue441: BRB
13:59:40 - blue441: BACK
13:59:45 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:59:45 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:49 - blue441: ´BRB
13:59:50 - blue441: BSKDC
13:59:53 - (Dav999) - Pff
13:59:54 - blue441: GAH
14:00:07 - blue441: BRB
14:00:08 - blue441: BACKJ
14:00:17 - blue441: BRB
14:00:17 - (Dav999) - :D
14:00:18 - blue441: ABCK
XD
18:54:26 - ToasterApocalypse: I hate the XD face so damn much
18:54:31 - (Dav999) - xD
18:54:38 - Doormat: XD
18:54:44 - FIQ: XD


(Found that coincidentally in an old screenshot from February)
OK
21:44:14 - Kayya: yeah, those three by said warp token.
21:44:20 - (Dav999) - OK!
21:46:04 - (Dav999) - What are the coordinates of ribbon chess?
21:46:50 - Kayya: im looking for it
21:47:04 - (Dav999) - Ok
21:47:52 - Kayya: (9,8)
21:48:07 - (Dav999) - Ok (do I say OK too much?)
21:48:12 - Kayya: yes
21:48:17 - (Dav999) - Ok


16:24:31 - Roskilla: ok
16:25:08 - Roskilla: ok?
16:25:10 - Jony: OK
16:25:12 - Roskilla: ok!
16:25:13 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:13 - crazyal02: OK
16:25:15 - Jony: KO
16:25:15 - crazyal02: ok
16:25:17 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:18 - crazyal02: OK
16:25:19 - crazyal02: ok
16:25:20 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:21 - Jony: K.O.
16:25:23 - (Dav999) - OK!
16:25:23 - Roskilla: this is going in my sig
16:25:27 - crazyal02: okey dokey
16:25:36 - (Dav999) - You brOKe it
Facepalming cat
21:36:46 - Doormat: Speaking of which last night I took a photo of my cat facepalming
21:36:49 - Doormat: IN 3D
21:37:02 - (Dav999) - Your cat facepalming?
21:37:09 - Doormat: yes
21:37:16 - (Dav999) - So you failed that bad that even your CAT was facepalming?
21:37:27 - Doormat: yes
21:37:30 - Kayya: wow


...
21:18:11 - (Dav999) - ...
21:25:32 - Kayya: ...
21:26:08 - (Dav999) - ...
21:28:20 - Kayya: ...
21:28:27 - (Dav999) - ...
21:29:33 - Kayya: ...
21:29:39 - (Dav999) - ...
21:30:11 - Kayya: ...
21:30:16 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:21 - Kayya: ...
21:32:26 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:52 - Kayya: ...
21:32:57 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:33:07 - (Dav999) - Oops
21:33:22 - (Dav999) - (Accidentally typed ///, but what's MC?
21:33:30 - (Dav999) - Try typing ///
21:34:21 - Kayya: hm/
21:34:24 - Kayya: *?
21:34:31 - (Dav999) - Did you type ///?
21:34:42 - Kayya: yea
21:34:50 - (Dav999) - Didn't show up for me
21:34:52 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:34:55 - (Dav999) - I just typed it
21:35:58 - Kayya: didnt show up for me either
21:36:10 - (Dav999) - I wonder what it does...
21:36:21 - Kayya: looks like a pm of sorts
21:36:44 - (Dav999) - But a pm to whom?
21:37:09 - Dav999 doesn't understand
21:38:24 - Kayya: mc?
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:38:53 - (Dav999) - What does it do?
When I want to type 2012
14:48:54 - (Dav999) - Last active April 2013
14:48:57 - (Dav999) - *20122222222222
14:49:14 - (Dav999) - 2013
14:49:18 - (Dav999) - **DAMN
14:49:27 - (Dav999) - If I want to type 2012, I type 2013
Doormat=Toaster?
23:23:12 - Kayya: shes canadian
23:23:19 - Doormat: yeah
23:23:33 - Doormat: and i'm... well...
23:23:46 - Doormat: i'd say american but that'd be a lie
23:23:52 - Doormat: i'm not in europe either
23:24:03 - Kayya: the only person i know that is not american is dav
23:24:09 - Kayya: (besides tap)
23:24:23 - (Dav999) - And Toaster?
23:24:29 - (Dav999) - And Terry?
23:24:32 - Kayya: i dont remember about toaster
23:24:34 - Doormat: ok I lied, I AM toaster
23:24:37 - Doormat: *american
23:24:40 - (Dav999) - haha
23:24:42 - Kayya: doormat is toaster
23:24:49 - Doormat: darn it why does my mind go off track like that
23:25:05 - Kayya: doormat is the toaster, it is him
ö (join.me chat)
Host@All: hello?
You@All: Hell
Host@All: oh
You@All: WHYYY join.me
Host@All: :P
You@All: I typed "Hello" with dots on the o, but it disappeared making it "Hell"
Host@All: and I said oh
Host@All: which is a great put
Host@All: *pun
They can't count
12:27:46 - Doormat: ...
12:27:55 - (Dav999) - dot dot dot
12:27:59 - Doormat: tod tod tod
12:28:03 - Doormat: todd todd todd
12:28:13 - (Dav999) - NORMAL WIDTH HORIZONTAL ELLIPSIS WITH THREE DOTS
12:28:18 - Doormat: hah
12:28:24 - Doormat: that made me laugh
12:28:59 - (Dav999) - You know, I have a character map app on my iPod, and there's something very weird.
12:29:03 - (Dav999) - I'll send you a screenshot
12:29:03 - Doormat: What
12:29:06 - Doormat: ok
12:29:06 - (Dav999) - hold on
12:32:20 - (Dav999) - http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6417/r7p.png
12:32:42 - Doormat: Lol
12:32:47 - Doormat: 5 pointed star
12:32:51 - Doormat: learn to count
12:32:52 - (Dav999) - They can't count
12:33:10 - Doormat: You were ninja'd yet again
12:33:31 - (Dav999) - Yeah
12:33:39 - Doormat: So anyways
12:33:39 - (Dav999) - To my siggy!
12:33:42 - Doormat: Yay!
Screenshot
21:33:14 - Samario: Wait, waitwaitwait.
21:33:19 - Samario: Look at this screenshot...
21:33:26 - blue441: …
21:33:52 - blue441: Time to try No Death Mode while collecting trinkets
21:33:52 - (Dav999) - Interesting screenshot
21:33:59 - (Dav999) - How did you manage to do that
21:34:06 - blue441: lel
21:34:09 - Samario: <:/
21:34:13 - blue441: or LOL whatever
Français
19:53:26 - GLOBAL MESSAGE :: 11.07B out! http://py-bot.com/news/ for the latest updates and news. For all of our registered users who have been unable to save while logged in, we have that sorted out now. Sorry about the issues, just heard about it a few minutes ago (email us next time! devs@py-bot.com)
19:53:55 - (Dav999) - Ah, c'était une message globale
19:54:26 - blue441: yes, I think you said that right
19:54:46 - (Dav999) - But GT is telling me that globale means comprehensive
19:54:53 - blue441: (if you meant "it was" instead of "it's)
19:54:56 - (Dav999) - So synonym or false friend
19:55:00 - (Dav999) - Yeah, I meant it was
19:55:11 - (Dav999) - Otherwise I would've said c'est
19:55:20 - blue441: ye
19:55:54 - (Dav999) - Pourquoi est-ce que je parle français ?
19:56:17 - blue441: parce que....
19:56:20 - blue441: uh...
19:56:26 - blue441: je ne sais pas
19:56:39 - (Dav999) - Ma français est mieux, than, je uuuhh
19:56:42 - (Dav999) - thought
19:57:01 - blue441: I forgot what mieux meant
19:57:05 - (Dav999) - Better
19:57:19 - (Dav999) - Mais ça est quelque chose pour mon signature
19:58:11 - blue441: it's something for your signature?
19:58:16 - (Dav999) - Yeah
19:58:22 - (Dav999) - Oui oui
20:00:08 - (Dav999) - Je pense mon français suce normalement
Puppy attack
22:44:37 - (Dav999) - halp
22:44:41 - Doormat: hi
22:44:42 - Doormat: halp?
22:44:43 - (Dav999) - Pupp[u
22:44:45 - ayellowperson: hi
22:44:50 - Doormat: lel
22:44:53 - Doormat: puppy attack
22:44:53 - (Dav999) - *Puppy
Future
31-12-2013 - 01-01-2014:
23:59:55 - (Dav999) - 5
23:59:56 - (Dav999) - 4
23:59:57 - (Dav999) - 3
23:59:58 - (Dav999) - 2
23:59:59 - (Dav999) - 1
00:00:00 - (Dav999) - 0
00:00:03 - Kayya: DAV WHATS THE FUTURE LIKE
00:00:10 - (Dav999) - Futurely
00:00:14 - Kayya: ARE THERE FLYING CARS YET
[...]
00:00:28 - Kayya: WHAT ABOUT TIME MACHINES
00:04:04 - Toaster: lets watch as 2014 becomes really shit
[...]
00:19:46 - (Dav999) - Okay so the real firework starts at around 0:05
00:21:36 - (Dav999) - I am from the future
00:21:41 - (Dav999) - I'm from 2014
[...]
01:30:51 - Kayya: dav are there time machines in the future yet
01:31:24 - (Dav999) - Not yet
01:31:34 - Kayya: 2014 sucks already ;;


Fri 17-01-2014 - Sat 18-01-2014:
00:00:37 - (Dav999) - Tomorrow's sunday already
00:00:41 - (Dav999) - For me, at least
00:01:12 - Kayya: its friday
00:01:33 - (Dav999) - For me it's saturday
00:01:46 - Kayya: whats the future like
00:01:55 - (Dav999) - Flying cars and stuf
00:01:57 - (Dav999) - *stuff
00:02:07 - Kayya: :D
Panic
You@All: Meanwhile I'm posting something
You@All: NO I CLOSED THE TAB
You@All: NEVER MIND IT'S BACK
Kayya@All: hah
You@All: With the contents of the post and all phew
Why haven't I raised this to 20000 yet
You@All: You know every time I want to change my sig I have to go into admin to raise the character limit?
Kayya@All: then lower it once youre done?
You@All: Yep
I can be a pro predictor too
17:08:19 - (Dav999) - inb4 toast
17:08:25 - EVENT :: Unregistered user Toaster has entered the room
17:08:27 - Doormat: xd
17:08:30 - (Dav999) - Nailed it
17:08:31 - Toaster: yeeees
17:08:34 - Doormat: YOU GUESSED RIGHT
Wrongly thanked
19:27:51 - Kayya: brb/afk
19:27:57 - (Dav999) - k
19:34:21 - Kayya: back
19:34:25 - Doormat: wb
19:34:30 - (Dav999) - ty
19:34:31 - Doormat: yw
19:34:32 - (Dav999) - *wb
19:34:35 - Doormat: xd
19:34:36 - (Dav999) - Haha oops
Fatal error: Call to undefined function blowup() ..
19:42:10 - Doormat: I also need to explode() the inside contents
19:42:22 - Doormat: not to mention getting the id value
19:42:44 - Samario: explode(Toaster)
19:42:49 - (Dav999) - No
19:42:56 - Doormat: that's not what explode() does
19:42:56 - (Dav999) - That would yield an error
19:43:09 - (Dav999) - Let's get technical
19:44:11 - (Dav999) - $array = explode('|','Test|test2'); echo $array[0]; // => Test
19:44:26 - Doormat: I know how explode() works
19:44:31 - (Dav999) - (I know you know)
19:44:35 - (Dav999) - I was talking to Samario
19:44:39 - Doormat: ok
19:44:44 - (Dav999) - Now let's continue while Samario figures it out
19:44:59 - Doormat: I need to get the content and id number of the first <vid>
19:45:03 - Doormat: that's it
19:45:32 - Samario: $array = explode('|','Toaster|OT'); echo $array[0]; // => better?
19:45:45 - Doormat: that will just seperate the two
19:46:00 - (Dav999) - explode does not destroy things at all
19:46:08 - Doormat: ^
19:46:19 - (Dav999) - It just splits strings, given a certain delimiter
19:46:25 - Samario: blowup(toaster)
19:46:32 - (Dav999) - That doesn't exist
19:46:33 - Doormat: that's not even a PHP command
19:46:50 - Doormat: anyways dav
19:47:25 - Samario: wait this is PHP?
19:47:29 - Doormat: yes.
19:47:49 - (Dav999) - I just actually broke an entire site trying to do that
19:47:53 - (Dav999) - You win Samario
19:47:56 - (Dav999) - It worked
19:48:05 - Samario: \o/
19:48:16 - Doormat: but toaster is intact
19:48:27 - Samario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chatbot: BRB
22:19:39 - Vitellary: Yay. Lunch while still on computer. BRB
22:19:40 - Doormat: ok
22:19:54 - (Dav999) - BRB would need to be the first word for the bot to respond to it
22:19:56 - DavB ::  Ok
22:20:02 - (Dav999) - Pff
22:20:10 - Doormat: hah
English
22:20:25 - (Dav999) - And you might know or have looked already but are you're sure there isn't a wireless switch on the side?
22:20:35 - (Dav999) - My English is derping
English II
23:28:46 - (Dav999) - That question would lock out many people who doesn't know English as their native language too
23:28:56 - (Dav999) - Ok there my own English went
23:28:59 - InfoTeddy: xd
23:29:04 - (Dav999) - who don't* have*
13AM
19:34:08 - Samario: this place is deader than noodlez
19:34:14 - Toaster: xdddddd
19:34:19 - Toaster: we're all in serbe
19:34:21 - Toaster: thats why
19:43:27 - (Dav999) - Don't check at Monday 10AM-13AM America time
19:43:37 - (Dav999) - Except with an hour difference because it's still DST over there
19:43:56 - (Dav999) - Did I say 13AM
Laziness
01:01:03 - InfoTeddy: Where's the bot's status?
01:01:10 - Format: he ate it
01:01:16 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:01:25 - (Dav999) - Looks like it lost connection for a bit so it rejoined
01:01:34 - (Dav999) - Flockmod did, at least
01:01:39 - InfoTeddy: Oh.
01:01:41 - (Dav999) - I didn't program in anything to do that
01:02:01 - InfoTeddy: It should at least set his status when he rejoins the room.
01:02:14 - (Dav999) - !relayraw /status Active
01:02:31 - Format: !relayraw /status Evitca
01:02:31 - (Dav999) - Didn't even have to physically get up for that
01:02:32 - DavB ::  ERROR: Command not recognized. Try !help for a list of all commands.
01:02:39 - Format: darn it didnt work
01:02:40 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:02:43 - (Dav999) - I think you need to -- oh wait
01:02:53 - (Dav999) - You're recognized only as Doormat
01:02:57 - InfoTeddy: "I think you need to"...sign in as Doormat?
01:02:57 - Format: o
01:02:58 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:03:02 - (Dav999) - Damn now I have to physically get up
01:03:04 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
01:03:06 - Format: xd
01:03:31 - (Dav999) - And the bot was booted in 2015 and I'm still lazy so back to Ved
More DavBot madness
23:15:24 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
23:15:31 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
23:15:34 - (Dav999) - (that was a bot paused message)
23:15:38 - InfoTeddy: o
23:15:54 - (Dav999) - What CAN you do right, DavBot
23:15:59 - DavB ::  Yes?
23:16:08 - (Dav999) - IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
23:16:09 - InfoTeddy: xd


(Dav999) - Now let's shut up over a nice cup of tea and some biscuits

22:44:03 - Kuigi700: Can I have the link to dforum.web44.net
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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2013, 08:51:38 AM »
I made an example in that old thread in the distractionware forums. Let me copy/paste it here, sec...

...

ffffffff...
I have a 'print' of that entire topic saved to my computer, will upload it in a few hours...

EDIT: http://tolp2.tk/misc/Internal%20commands.html
WOW Thanks for your help, but I assume FIQ made it in form of a level?
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INTERNETS

At least he remembered to change the subject.
i wouldn't care, i would rather have him not change the subject than bump the thread.

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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2013, 09:13:48 AM »
I have a 'print' of that entire topic saved to my computer, will upload it in a few hours...

EDIT: http://tolp2.tk/misc/Internal%20commands.html
That print is too old for my script I think, as I posted it pretty much right before the forums closed.

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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #38 on: September 30, 2013, 09:45:45 PM »
I have a 'print' of that entire topic saved to my computer, will upload it in a few hours...

EDIT: http://tolp2.tk/misc/Internal%20commands.html
That print is too old for my script I think, as I posted it pretty much right before the forums closed.
Oh I see......I guess I just have to wait for Terry to miraculously realise that better security question should be used and reopen the forums.
Promotion: Play my new level - Maths Zone now!

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Dav999 said I posted the 3000th post on the forum!
INTERNETS

At least he remembered to change the subject.
i wouldn't care, i would rather have him not change the subject than bump the thread.

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Re: Internal commands
« Reply #39 on: September 30, 2013, 11:08:13 PM »
Oh I see......I guess I just have to wait for Terry to miraculously realise that better security question should be used and reopen the forums.

It may reopen any moment now, but I'm not sure because I don't know when the billing month ends...
« Last Edit: September 30, 2013, 11:09:59 PM by Dav999 »
Chatlogs v
Ninja'd
21:37:39 - Doormat: Checking my swapnote
21:37:58 - (Dav999) - ?
21:38:17 - Doormat: 3DS Swapnote
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Ah, Googled and now I know what you mean
21:38:54 - Doormat: ...Nintendo Letter Box
21:38:56 - (Dav999) - In Europe it's called "Ninten
21:38:59 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me


15:23:27 - teh_blue441: What's the difference between Vasin and Viridian?
15:23:36 - Samario: Viridian's a darker blue.
15:23:39 - (Dav999) - Vasin is bri
15:23:44 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
15:23:49 - Samario: XD


20:09:58 - verdigris: undo magic
20:10:06 - ##Board has been undone by verdigris##
20:10:07 - verdigris: genius
20:10:18 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me in undo-ing
20:10:37 - (Dav999) - I was sliding the slider and then you had undone already


19:51:33 - Jony: asdfghjkl
19:51:37 - Jony: qwertyuiop
19:51:39 - (Dav999) - qwertyuiop
19:51:40 - Jony: zxcvbnm
19:51:46 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me with that
19:51:58 - Jony: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA I'm EVIL


20:32:20 - Kayya: tos?
20:32:27 - (Dav999) - Terms Of Service
20:32:27 - Samario: Terms Of Service.
20:32:34 - Samario: You ninja'd me.
20:32:34 - (Dav999) - I ninja'd you
20:32:44 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me there
20:33:08 - (Dav999) - You literally ninja'd me in saying that I ninja'd you
20:33:31 - Kayya: ninjaception


18:39:34 - blue441: who's that
18:39:38 - blue441: Sonic?
18:39:43 - Sonic: Lol.
18:39:45 - Sonic: It
18:39:51 - blue441: ...
18:39:55 - (Dav999) - Sonic is luigi700
18:39:56 - Sonic: It's actually Luigi700.
18:40:03 - (Dav999) - Ha ninja'd you
18:40:05 - Kayya: ninja'd by dav
18:40:14 - Kayya: finally, dav didn't get ninja'd!
18:40:40 - blue441: He already ninja'd me in one forum game...


19:19:41 - blue441: I said "I should have been "it"
19:19:51 - (Dav999) - I know
19:19:55 - blue441: I think I forgot an " now...
19:20:19 - blue441: I've got to stop typing fast
19:20:43 - (Dav999) - But then other people outspeed you
19:21:00 - (Dav999) - I'd say better than making mistakes all the time
19:21:06 - blue441: It's better than typos...
19:21:14 - (Dav999) - I ninja'd you
19:21:18 - blue441: Yup
19:21:21 - blue441: :P


22:38:35 - Samario: What's the "wiki" URL?
22:38:44 - Doormat: distractionware.wikia.com
22:38:45 - (Dav999) - distractionware.wikia.com
22:38:49 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
22:38:53 - Doormat: :)


21:52:47 - Samario: Don't we already HAVE Verde?
21:53:00 - Kayya: i dont think so
21:53:00 - (Dav999) - I guess not
21:53:08 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me


19:24:37 - ##Board has been undone by verdigris##
19:24:45 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
19:24:47 - (Dav999) - in undoing
19:24:51 - verdigris: yeah im a ninja
19:24:57 - verdigris: *japan music*


Viewer 1@All: You use Windows 7 too?
You@All: That's Windows 8
Viewer 1@All: oh
Kayya@All: windows 8
Viewer 1@All: Dav ninja'd you
Viewer 1@All: I added that to my signature ;)
Kayya@All: what?
You@All: That chat I think
Viewer 1@All: The Win8 conversation
Viewer 1@All: you ninja'd me, stop it
You@All: Yep, I ninja'd you
Kayya@All: everyone is a ninja today
You@All: You ninja'd me in saying I ninja'd you
Viewer 1@All: NINJAS!


21:28:51 - Samario: Press R after going to Space Station 1 in 2.0 and you'd be sent back to the ship.
21:29:05 - (Dav999) - It actually setcheckpoint()s
21:29:14 - Samario: Before the end of the script.
21:29:18 - (Dav999) - You need to press R before --- yes
21:29:21 - (Dav999) - You ninja'd me
21:29:24 - Samario: :3
Combo breaker
21:39:21 - Kayya: hats
21:39:41 - (Dav999) - Hats?
21:39:44 - Kayya: hats
21:39:51 - (Dav999) - Hats.
21:40:28 - Kayya: yes
21:40:37 - (Dav999) - Combo breaker
21:41:07 - Kayya: ccccombobreaker
21:41:33 - (Dav999) - I *just* broke the combo breaker combo with this message :P
21:42:05 - Kayya: come on
21:42:38 - (Dav999) - This will be in my siggy
21:43:13 - Kayya: really?
21:43:19 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:43:35 - Kayya: well then
21:44:03 - (Dav999) - I just don't know where to split exactly
21:44:11 - (Dav999) - Probably before that message
21:44:16 - Kayya: okay
21:44:47 - (Dav999) - *ends up taking everything including this*
21:44:55 - Kayya: really
21:44:57 - Kayya: just
21:44:59 - Kayya: just really


22:52:34 - Jony: Hey, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
22:52:42 - Doormat: what
22:52:46 - Kayya: what
22:52:48 - (Dav999) - What
22:52:56 - Doormat: what
22:53:02 - Kayya: what
22:53:07 - (Dav999) - BROKEN!
22:53:11 - Doormat: D:
22:53:16 - Kayya: DAMMIT, DAV
22:53:21 - (Dav999) - Problem?


22:21:55 - Kayya: wait
22:21:59 - Jony: what?
22:22:03 - ToasterApocalypse: what
22:22:06 - (Dav999) - What?
22:22:08 - Jony: WHAAAT?
22:22:10 - Doormat: what
22:22:14 - (Dav999) - Wat
22:22:14 - Jony: whut
22:22:16 - ToasterApocalypse: SAY WHHAAAAAAAAAAT
22:22:20 - Jony: NO MA
22:22:21 - Samario: COMBO BREAKER!
Old Pokémon match
16:49:46 - ToasterApocalypse: i challenge you to a pokemon match
16:49:48 - ToasterApocalypse: go lapras
16:49:51 - luciano_like_a_boss: ^%!@##$$%^&&*()_+
16:50:04 - luciano_like_a_boss: go dialga kill him!
16:50:12 - ToasterApocalypse: hahaahahahahahahahahaha
16:50:13 - ToasterApocalypse: haha
16:50:20 - ToasterApocalypse: you just sent out a dragon type
16:50:27 - luciano_like_a_boss: SHUT HTHE HOLY FUCK UP
16:50:31 - ToasterApocalypse: lapras is part ice, so it can learn ice beam
16:50:35 - ToasterApocalypse: RIP dialga k
Clock
22:29:08 - (Dav999) - Another story, someone wanted to throw a clock out of the window (from a building), asked the management, and they said no
22:29:17 - Kayya: well then
22:29:20 - (Dav999) - But these are the kind of things you're not supposed to ask!
22:29:31 - (Dav999) - That's a thing you should just do!
BRB
21:54:10 - Doormat: brb
21:54:12 - (Dav999) - OK
21:54:18 - Doormat: back
21:54:23 - (Dav999) - Haha
21:54:30 - (Dav999) - You were gone for 8 seconds
21:54:48 - Doormat: HAH


21:57:32 - Doormat: brb
21:57:33 - Doormat: back
21:57:42 - Kayya: that took like .2 seconds
21:57:47 - (Dav999) - You were gone for 1 second doormat
21:57:52 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:57:56 - Doormat: yeah I stopped time while I was gone
21:57:56 - ToasterApocalypse: nvm lel
21:57:59 - ToasterApocalypse: i wanna like
21:58:03 - (Dav999) - brb
21:58:03 - (Dav999) - back
21:58:03 - ToasterApocalypse: be quicker than dootmat
21:58:06 - ToasterApocalypse: dootmat yolo
21:58:12 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:58:12 - ToasterApocalypse: back
21:58:14 - Doormat: brb
21:58:14 - Doormat: back
21:58:20 - ToasterApocalypse: brb
21:58:21 - ToasterApocalypse: back
21:58:23 - ToasterApocalypse: HA
21:58:24 - Doormat: brb
21:58:24 - Doormat: back
21:58:30 - (Dav999) - Brb
21:58:30 - (Dav999) - back
21:58:35 - (Dav999) - Hahahaaa
21:58:37 - Doormat: brb
21:58:37 - Doormat: back


13:57:08 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:57:13 - Doormat: l
13:57:14 - Doormat: *k
13:57:19 - blue441: OK
13:57:23 - (Dav999) - Back
13:57:28 - blue441: What the?
13:57:29 - Doormat: k
13:57:46 - (Dav999) - It was a really legit 15 seconds brb
13:57:55 - blue441: Seemed less
13:58:11 - blue441: That reminds me...
13:58:19 - blue441: BRB
13:58:20 - blue441: Back
13:58:25 - (Dav999) - You're slow
13:58:31 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:58:31 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:31 - blue441: BRB
13:58:32 - blue441: BACK
13:58:37 - Doormat: brb
13:58:38 - Doormat: Back
13:58:38 - blue441: ´WHAT?
13:58:40 - (Dav999) - Bbr
13:58:43 - (Dav999) - Oops
13:58:47 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:58:47 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:51 - Doormat: brb
13:58:51 - Doormat: Back
13:58:53 - (Dav999) - Brb
13:58:53 - (Dav999) - Back
13:58:56 - blue441: Notice above
13:59:12 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:13 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:13 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:27 - blue441: "(blue441) - BRB Dav999: BRB Dav999: Back (blue441) - BACK"
13:59:31 - blue441: I'm slow
13:59:39 - blue441: BRB
13:59:40 - blue441: BACK
13:59:45 - (Dav999) - BRB
13:59:45 - (Dav999) - Back
13:59:49 - blue441: ´BRB
13:59:50 - blue441: BSKDC
13:59:53 - (Dav999) - Pff
13:59:54 - blue441: GAH
14:00:07 - blue441: BRB
14:00:08 - blue441: BACKJ
14:00:17 - blue441: BRB
14:00:17 - (Dav999) - :D
14:00:18 - blue441: ABCK
XD
18:54:26 - ToasterApocalypse: I hate the XD face so damn much
18:54:31 - (Dav999) - xD
18:54:38 - Doormat: XD
18:54:44 - FIQ: XD


(Found that coincidentally in an old screenshot from February)
OK
21:44:14 - Kayya: yeah, those three by said warp token.
21:44:20 - (Dav999) - OK!
21:46:04 - (Dav999) - What are the coordinates of ribbon chess?
21:46:50 - Kayya: im looking for it
21:47:04 - (Dav999) - Ok
21:47:52 - Kayya: (9,8)
21:48:07 - (Dav999) - Ok (do I say OK too much?)
21:48:12 - Kayya: yes
21:48:17 - (Dav999) - Ok


16:24:31 - Roskilla: ok
16:25:08 - Roskilla: ok?
16:25:10 - Jony: OK
16:25:12 - Roskilla: ok!
16:25:13 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:13 - crazyal02: OK
16:25:15 - Jony: KO
16:25:15 - crazyal02: ok
16:25:17 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:18 - crazyal02: OK
16:25:19 - crazyal02: ok
16:25:20 - (Dav999) - ok
16:25:21 - Jony: K.O.
16:25:23 - (Dav999) - OK!
16:25:23 - Roskilla: this is going in my sig
16:25:27 - crazyal02: okey dokey
16:25:36 - (Dav999) - You brOKe it
Facepalming cat
21:36:46 - Doormat: Speaking of which last night I took a photo of my cat facepalming
21:36:49 - Doormat: IN 3D
21:37:02 - (Dav999) - Your cat facepalming?
21:37:09 - Doormat: yes
21:37:16 - (Dav999) - So you failed that bad that even your CAT was facepalming?
21:37:27 - Doormat: yes
21:37:30 - Kayya: wow


...
21:18:11 - (Dav999) - ...
21:25:32 - Kayya: ...
21:26:08 - (Dav999) - ...
21:28:20 - Kayya: ...
21:28:27 - (Dav999) - ...
21:29:33 - Kayya: ...
21:29:39 - (Dav999) - ...
21:30:11 - Kayya: ...
21:30:16 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:21 - Kayya: ...
21:32:26 - (Dav999) - ...
21:32:52 - Kayya: ...
21:32:57 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:33:07 - (Dav999) - Oops
21:33:22 - (Dav999) - (Accidentally typed ///, but what's MC?
21:33:30 - (Dav999) - Try typing ///
21:34:21 - Kayya: hm/
21:34:24 - Kayya: *?
21:34:31 - (Dav999) - Did you type ///?
21:34:42 - Kayya: yea
21:34:50 - (Dav999) - Didn't show up for me
21:34:52 - (Dav999) - #MC#:///
21:34:55 - (Dav999) - I just typed it
21:35:58 - Kayya: didnt show up for me either
21:36:10 - (Dav999) - I wonder what it does...
21:36:21 - Kayya: looks like a pm of sorts
21:36:44 - (Dav999) - But a pm to whom?
21:37:09 - Dav999 doesn't understand
21:38:24 - Kayya: mc?
21:38:50 - (Dav999) - Yeah
21:38:53 - (Dav999) - What does it do?
When I want to type 2012
14:48:54 - (Dav999) - Last active April 2013
14:48:57 - (Dav999) - *20122222222222
14:49:14 - (Dav999) - 2013
14:49:18 - (Dav999) - **DAMN
14:49:27 - (Dav999) - If I want to type 2012, I type 2013
Doormat=Toaster?
23:23:12 - Kayya: shes canadian
23:23:19 - Doormat: yeah
23:23:33 - Doormat: and i'm... well...
23:23:46 - Doormat: i'd say american but that'd be a lie
23:23:52 - Doormat: i'm not in europe either
23:24:03 - Kayya: the only person i know that is not american is dav
23:24:09 - Kayya: (besides tap)
23:24:23 - (Dav999) - And Toaster?
23:24:29 - (Dav999) - And Terry?
23:24:32 - Kayya: i dont remember about toaster
23:24:34 - Doormat: ok I lied, I AM toaster
23:24:37 - Doormat: *american
23:24:40 - (Dav999) - haha
23:24:42 - Kayya: doormat is toaster
23:24:49 - Doormat: darn it why does my mind go off track like that
23:25:05 - Kayya: doormat is the toaster, it is him
ö (join.me chat)
Host@All: hello?
You@All: Hell
Host@All: oh
You@All: WHYYY join.me
Host@All: :P
You@All: I typed "Hello" with dots on the o, but it disappeared making it "Hell"
Host@All: and I said oh
Host@All: which is a great put
Host@All: *pun
They can't count
12:27:46 - Doormat: ...
12:27:55 - (Dav999) - dot dot dot
12:27:59 - Doormat: tod tod tod
12:28:03 - Doormat: todd todd todd
12:28:13 - (Dav999) - NORMAL WIDTH HORIZONTAL ELLIPSIS WITH THREE DOTS
12:28:18 - Doormat: hah
12:28:24 - Doormat: that made me laugh
12:28:59 - (Dav999) - You know, I have a character map app on my iPod, and there's something very weird.
12:29:03 - (Dav999) - I'll send you a screenshot
12:29:03 - Doormat: What
12:29:06 - Doormat: ok
12:29:06 - (Dav999) - hold on
12:32:20 - (Dav999) - http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/6417/r7p.png
12:32:42 - Doormat: Lol
12:32:47 - Doormat: 5 pointed star
12:32:51 - Doormat: learn to count
12:32:52 - (Dav999) - They can't count
12:33:10 - Doormat: You were ninja'd yet again
12:33:31 - (Dav999) - Yeah
12:33:39 - Doormat: So anyways
12:33:39 - (Dav999) - To my siggy!
12:33:42 - Doormat: Yay!
Screenshot
21:33:14 - Samario: Wait, waitwaitwait.
21:33:19 - Samario: Look at this screenshot...
21:33:26 - blue441: …
21:33:52 - blue441: Time to try No Death Mode while collecting trinkets
21:33:52 - (Dav999) - Interesting screenshot
21:33:59 - (Dav999) - How did you manage to do that
21:34:06 - blue441: lel
21:34:09 - Samario: <:/
21:34:13 - blue441: or LOL whatever
Français
19:53:26 - GLOBAL MESSAGE :: 11.07B out! http://py-bot.com/news/ for the latest updates and news. For all of our registered users who have been unable to save while logged in, we have that sorted out now. Sorry about the issues, just heard about it a few minutes ago (email us next time! devs@py-bot.com)
19:53:55 - (Dav999) - Ah, c'était une message globale
19:54:26 - blue441: yes, I think you said that right
19:54:46 - (Dav999) - But GT is telling me that globale means comprehensive
19:54:53 - blue441: (if you meant "it was" instead of "it's)
19:54:56 - (Dav999) - So synonym or false friend
19:55:00 - (Dav999) - Yeah, I meant it was
19:55:11 - (Dav999) - Otherwise I would've said c'est
19:55:20 - blue441: ye
19:55:54 - (Dav999) - Pourquoi est-ce que je parle français ?
19:56:17 - blue441: parce que....
19:56:20 - blue441: uh...
19:56:26 - blue441: je ne sais pas
19:56:39 - (Dav999) - Ma français est mieux, than, je uuuhh
19:56:42 - (Dav999) - thought
19:57:01 - blue441: I forgot what mieux meant
19:57:05 - (Dav999) - Better
19:57:19 - (Dav999) - Mais ça est quelque chose pour mon signature
19:58:11 - blue441: it's something for your signature?
19:58:16 - (Dav999) - Yeah
19:58:22 - (Dav999) - Oui oui
20:00:08 - (Dav999) - Je pense mon français suce normalement
Puppy attack
22:44:37 - (Dav999) - halp
22:44:41 - Doormat: hi
22:44:42 - Doormat: halp?
22:44:43 - (Dav999) - Pupp[u
22:44:45 - ayellowperson: hi
22:44:50 - Doormat: lel
22:44:53 - Doormat: puppy attack
22:44:53 - (Dav999) - *Puppy
Future
31-12-2013 - 01-01-2014:
23:59:55 - (Dav999) - 5
23:59:56 - (Dav999) - 4
23:59:57 - (Dav999) - 3
23:59:58 - (Dav999) - 2
23:59:59 - (Dav999) - 1
00:00:00 - (Dav999) - 0
00:00:03 - Kayya: DAV WHATS THE FUTURE LIKE
00:00:10 - (Dav999) - Futurely
00:00:14 - Kayya: ARE THERE FLYING CARS YET
[...]
00:00:28 - Kayya: WHAT ABOUT TIME MACHINES
00:04:04 - Toaster: lets watch as 2014 becomes really shit
[...]
00:19:46 - (Dav999) - Okay so the real firework starts at around 0:05
00:21:36 - (Dav999) - I am from the future
00:21:41 - (Dav999) - I'm from 2014
[...]
01:30:51 - Kayya: dav are there time machines in the future yet
01:31:24 - (Dav999) - Not yet
01:31:34 - Kayya: 2014 sucks already ;;


Fri 17-01-2014 - Sat 18-01-2014:
00:00:37 - (Dav999) - Tomorrow's sunday already
00:00:41 - (Dav999) - For me, at least
00:01:12 - Kayya: its friday
00:01:33 - (Dav999) - For me it's saturday
00:01:46 - Kayya: whats the future like
00:01:55 - (Dav999) - Flying cars and stuf
00:01:57 - (Dav999) - *stuff
00:02:07 - Kayya: :D
Panic
You@All: Meanwhile I'm posting something
You@All: NO I CLOSED THE TAB
You@All: NEVER MIND IT'S BACK
Kayya@All: hah
You@All: With the contents of the post and all phew
Why haven't I raised this to 20000 yet
You@All: You know every time I want to change my sig I have to go into admin to raise the character limit?
Kayya@All: then lower it once youre done?
You@All: Yep
I can be a pro predictor too
17:08:19 - (Dav999) - inb4 toast
17:08:25 - EVENT :: Unregistered user Toaster has entered the room
17:08:27 - Doormat: xd
17:08:30 - (Dav999) - Nailed it
17:08:31 - Toaster: yeeees
17:08:34 - Doormat: YOU GUESSED RIGHT
Wrongly thanked
19:27:51 - Kayya: brb/afk
19:27:57 - (Dav999) - k
19:34:21 - Kayya: back
19:34:25 - Doormat: wb
19:34:30 - (Dav999) - ty
19:34:31 - Doormat: yw
19:34:32 - (Dav999) - *wb
19:34:35 - Doormat: xd
19:34:36 - (Dav999) - Haha oops
Fatal error: Call to undefined function blowup() ..
19:42:10 - Doormat: I also need to explode() the inside contents
19:42:22 - Doormat: not to mention getting the id value
19:42:44 - Samario: explode(Toaster)
19:42:49 - (Dav999) - No
19:42:56 - Doormat: that's not what explode() does
19:42:56 - (Dav999) - That would yield an error
19:43:09 - (Dav999) - Let's get technical
19:44:11 - (Dav999) - $array = explode('|','Test|test2'); echo $array[0]; // => Test
19:44:26 - Doormat: I know how explode() works
19:44:31 - (Dav999) - (I know you know)
19:44:35 - (Dav999) - I was talking to Samario
19:44:39 - Doormat: ok
19:44:44 - (Dav999) - Now let's continue while Samario figures it out
19:44:59 - Doormat: I need to get the content and id number of the first <vid>
19:45:03 - Doormat: that's it
19:45:32 - Samario: $array = explode('|','Toaster|OT'); echo $array[0]; // => better?
19:45:45 - Doormat: that will just seperate the two
19:46:00 - (Dav999) - explode does not destroy things at all
19:46:08 - Doormat: ^
19:46:19 - (Dav999) - It just splits strings, given a certain delimiter
19:46:25 - Samario: blowup(toaster)
19:46:32 - (Dav999) - That doesn't exist
19:46:33 - Doormat: that's not even a PHP command
19:46:50 - Doormat: anyways dav
19:47:25 - Samario: wait this is PHP?
19:47:29 - Doormat: yes.
19:47:49 - (Dav999) - I just actually broke an entire site trying to do that
19:47:53 - (Dav999) - You win Samario
19:47:56 - (Dav999) - It worked
19:48:05 - Samario: \o/
19:48:16 - Doormat: but toaster is intact
19:48:27 - Samario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chatbot: BRB
22:19:39 - Vitellary: Yay. Lunch while still on computer. BRB
22:19:40 - Doormat: ok
22:19:54 - (Dav999) - BRB would need to be the first word for the bot to respond to it
22:19:56 - DavB ::  Ok
22:20:02 - (Dav999) - Pff
22:20:10 - Doormat: hah
English
22:20:25 - (Dav999) - And you might know or have looked already but are you're sure there isn't a wireless switch on the side?
22:20:35 - (Dav999) - My English is derping
English II
23:28:46 - (Dav999) - That question would lock out many people who doesn't know English as their native language too
23:28:56 - (Dav999) - Ok there my own English went
23:28:59 - InfoTeddy: xd
23:29:04 - (Dav999) - who don't* have*
13AM
19:34:08 - Samario: this place is deader than noodlez
19:34:14 - Toaster: xdddddd
19:34:19 - Toaster: we're all in serbe
19:34:21 - Toaster: thats why
19:43:27 - (Dav999) - Don't check at Monday 10AM-13AM America time
19:43:37 - (Dav999) - Except with an hour difference because it's still DST over there
19:43:56 - (Dav999) - Did I say 13AM
Laziness
01:01:03 - InfoTeddy: Where's the bot's status?
01:01:10 - Format: he ate it
01:01:16 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:01:25 - (Dav999) - Looks like it lost connection for a bit so it rejoined
01:01:34 - (Dav999) - Flockmod did, at least
01:01:39 - InfoTeddy: Oh.
01:01:41 - (Dav999) - I didn't program in anything to do that
01:02:01 - InfoTeddy: It should at least set his status when he rejoins the room.
01:02:14 - (Dav999) - !relayraw /status Active
01:02:31 - Format: !relayraw /status Evitca
01:02:31 - (Dav999) - Didn't even have to physically get up for that
01:02:32 - DavB ::  ERROR: Command not recognized. Try !help for a list of all commands.
01:02:39 - Format: darn it didnt work
01:02:40 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:02:43 - (Dav999) - I think you need to -- oh wait
01:02:53 - (Dav999) - You're recognized only as Doormat
01:02:57 - InfoTeddy: "I think you need to"...sign in as Doormat?
01:02:57 - Format: o
01:02:58 - InfoTeddy: xd
01:03:02 - (Dav999) - Damn now I have to physically get up
01:03:04 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
01:03:06 - Format: xd
01:03:31 - (Dav999) - And the bot was booted in 2015 and I'm still lazy so back to Ved
More DavBot madness
23:15:24 - DavB: http://flockmod.com/vvvvvv
23:15:31 - InfoTeddy: xddddddd
23:15:34 - (Dav999) - (that was a bot paused message)
23:15:38 - InfoTeddy: o
23:15:54 - (Dav999) - What CAN you do right, DavBot
23:15:59 - DavB ::  Yes?
23:16:08 - (Dav999) - IT WAS PAUSED THIS IS MADNESS
23:16:09 - InfoTeddy: xd


(Dav999) - Now let's shut up over a nice cup of tea and some biscuits

22:44:03 - Kuigi700: Can I have the link to dforum.web44.net
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