I should have mentioned that the user I was referring to got butthurt a lot, and is now completely dead, because you might have correctly realized that it was "Turtley3." But it might have been too obscure a reference... I don't know, Toaster told me about him one time. Anyway, yay! I've finally succeeded in making this game harder!!!
The answer to your question is noodlez...
Here, I'll give you a really, really easy one. This user was also before my time, and he is now completely dead. He appears first on the memberlist when it's sorted alphabetically, and one of his posts now has more replies than any other forum game here.