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Other Games / What went wrong with this forum?
« on: December 26, 2018, 10:52:03 PM »
Nobody posted in this board for a year! Well, up until I posted in here just now.

It's a shame, really.

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CYOA / The Elevator Game 2: Revenge Of The Chosen
« on: August 26, 2018, 04:42:07 PM »
IT'S BACK
THE ELEVATOR GAME HAS RETURNED FUKKAS


Quote from: M3TR0 (that's me)
This is a CYOA set in The Tower Universe, a fictional place created in this forum game. Now you will get the chance to explore each floor yourself.

Elevator Game CYOA #1 is the longest CYOA on the website.
And now, it's back and better than ever!

Featuring...
  • More floors!
  • More items!
  • MORE fights!
  • MORE PLOT!! (but who cares about that?)

The adventure is about to begin again.

But this time, things are going to be different. Darkness lurks in the tower, and evil runs rampant. One false step, and this visit may be your last...

Name: _________
Gender: ________
Species: (Get creative. You can pick anything!)
Weapon Of Choice: (Again, get creative. This is all on you)
Supplies You Brought With You:
A Goal You Want To Achieve While Here:

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Nonsense / бардык жылдыздар: A Song In Kyrgyz
« on: July 22, 2017, 03:39:43 PM »
Бирөө мага бир жолу дүйнө бүтсө жылдырып, мага мындай деди:
Мен сарайдан күчтүү куралы эмес,
Ал өзүнүн колу менен анын колунун бармагы менен дудук кандай карап калды
Анын чекесинде бир "L" түрүндө

Ошондой эле жыл келип, алар келе токтото албай баштайт
эрежелер менен азыктанып, мен жер чуркап Даражасы
кызыктуу үчүн жашоону эмес, мааниси жок беле
Сиздин мээ акылдуу алат, бирок башы дудук алат
Ошентип, көп кылууга, көрүү үчүн ушунчалык көп
Ошентип, кайра көчөлөрдү алуу менен туура эмес эмне?
Сен барып, жок болсо, эч качан билбейбиз
Сиз жаркыроо жок, болсо, жарык эч качан

Hey Эми, сиз ар-жылдыз болуп, өз оюн алып ойнотууну барып,
Эй сен рок-жылдызы болуп, Көрсөтүүнү ала төлөнүүчү акчанын
Жана жылтырактар бардык алтын
Бир гана ок жылдыз калыпташына сындырып

Бул салкын жер жана алар салкын тартып алат деп
Сиз азыр боолап жатасыз Улгайган сайын чейин күтө
Бирок Метеорит адамдар ар кандай суранам
спутник Сүрөттөгү тешиктен караганда,
Биз муз тебүү муз абдан жука болуп жатат
суу, андыктан, ошондой эле сүзүп мүмкүн жылынып
Менин дүйнө күйүп жатат, сеники кандай?
Ошондуктан мен каалагандай, мен тажап кетүү эч качан

Hey Эми, сиз ар-жылдыз болуп, өз оюн алып ойнотууну барып,
Эй сен рок-жылдызы болуп, Көрсөтүүнү ала төлөнүүчү акчанын
жылтырактар баары алтын
Бир гана ок жылдыз калыпташына сындырып

Hey Эми, сиз ар-жылдыз болуп, өз оюн алып ойнотууну барып,
Эй сен рок-жылдыз, шоу ала албайсыз, акы алуу
Жана жылтырактар бардык алтын
Бир гана ок жылдыз

Somebody жолу газ үчүн айрым адамдар бул өзгөрүүнү аябайт мүмкүн деп сурады?
Мен бул жерден өзүм үчүн керек
Мен тагыраак түшүнүк эмне деди
Мен бир аз колдонуу өзүмдү отун мүмкүн
Биз баарыбыз бир аз өзгөртүү тийиши мүмкүн

Алсак, жыл келип, алар келе токтото албай баштайт
эрежелер менен азыктанып, мен жер чуркап Даражасы
кызыктуу үчүн жашоону эмес, мааниси жок беле
Сиздин мээ акылдуу алат, бирок башы дудук алат
Ошентип, көп кылууга, көрүү үчүн ушунчалык көп
Ошентип, кайра көчөлөрдү алуу менен туура эмес эмне?
Сен барып, жок болсо, Сиз эч качан билбейбиз (барып)
Сиз жаркыроо жок, болсо, жарык эч качан

Hey Эми, сиз ар-жылдыз болуп, өз оюн алып ойнотууну барып,
Эй сен рок-жылдызы болуп, Көрсөтүүнү ала төлөнүүчү акчанын
Жана жылтырактар бардык алтын
Бир гана ок жылдыз калыпташына сындырып

Жана жылтырактар бардык алтын
Бир гана ок жылдыз калыпташына сындырып

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CYOA / SCP CYOA
« on: June 5, 2017, 08:34:58 PM »
This is a CYOA about the SCP Foundation, a fictional shared universe about a group that collects strange items and keeps them away from the public. For more information, check out their website.

You are Dr. Laprey, working in your office at the Foundation. While browsing a forum, you noticed mentions of the IP address "57.32.███.███". It was the same address that SCP-614 was believed to get its information from.

There's been a containment breach for sure. But what should be done?

A. Report the breach.
B. Track down the users responsible.
C. Check SCP-614 to make sure it's still there.
D. Evacuate!

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General Discussion / M3TR0's All-In-One Project Topic!
« on: May 1, 2017, 06:07:56 PM »
This thread is where you get new information about all of the stuff I'm working on! See what each one is about and how close it is to release.

Elevator Game Text Adventure: A "little" project featuring The Tower, my OCs from "The Elevator Game CYOA", and a plot. Rated PG for mild cartoon violence. Nowhere near completion.

Untitled Project: A game where you search through the secret files of a corrupt government, trying to figure out the final fate of a controversial space mission they launched a few years ago. Rated R for mild swearing and some nudity. Nowhere near completion.

That's all for now! Check back later to see more.

Original Post
I've recently been working on a "little" project. It's basically recreating The Elevator Game CYOA, but in a game format that allows you to click through options by yourself. It won't be much the same, to be frank, but it will reuse some of the OCs from it, contain a plot, and have many more options.

Is anyone here interested in something like that?

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General Discussion / Recovering deleted posts?
« on: May 1, 2017, 11:36:37 AM »
Is there any way to recover posts deleted by accident? Or are they gone forever?

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CYOA / Miniature CYOA
« on: April 7, 2017, 04:43:50 PM »
Here we go. This is a little CYOA for you. It should satisfy you until my next project is complete.

You open your eyes and find yourself suspended in the middle of a gigantic tornado. Cows, toilets, computers, and everything else possible, including the kitchen sink, spins all around you. You look all around, trying to figure out which was is up. Alas, you cannot.

You are starting to get a headache.

A. Milk a cow.
B. Use the toilet.
C. Turn on a computer.
D. Close your eyes.

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CYOA / Create Your Own CYOA
« on: March 31, 2017, 07:33:17 PM »
This is a "Round Robin"-style CYOA! Every turn, a person will choose one of the options, write what happens next, and provide some options for the next person.

EXAMPLE:
All of a sudden you say AAAAAAAAAAA.
What do you do
A)Ignore this post because it's not part of the CYOA
B) Have a whole bunch of wolves come and attack you.

You then use your super amazing wall running abilities to outmaneuver them!  You hop from wall to wall, sprinting the whole way.  You then jump onto a butte of sorts, and take a little rest.

Do you...
A) Continue writing where I left off
B) Eat a sandwich
C) Go down there and deck the king wolf in the face!
B, then A.

After eating a peanut-butter-and-hard-drive sandwich, you're ready to take on all the angry wolves who attacked you. You obtain a Lightsaber and slice them all to pieces, obtaining 20 Wolf Meat in the process.

A. Continue the story
B. Eat some more sandwiches
C. Punch some trees

I'll start.

You are sitting on a bench, waiting for a bus that will take you to the airport. The clouds above you look very dark. Maybe you should find cover, in case it rains.

A. Find cover.
B. Continue waiting for the bus.
C. Steal some random person's umbrella.

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General Discussion / The Avatar Mystery Solved?
« on: March 19, 2017, 07:31:11 AM »
I think I have solved the avatar mystery.

Avatars are meant to be a representation of the user, right? In the past, the warp token represented Dav999.

Well, what if it wasn't just a representation? What if Dav999...actually was a warp token? You know, before transforming into a die, and then what he is now?

What if everyone's avatars were actually who they were?

Just something to think about... :shrug:

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Nonsense / The meaning of life
« on: March 13, 2017, 05:50:38 PM »
Liquid Waffles

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Nonsense / Vtickman Voe
« on: February 6, 2017, 06:31:26 PM »
<O.O>
     |    This is Vtickman Voe.
 ---|---     
     |    Copy-paste him all over the place
     ^    and help him take over the internet!
    / \
   -   -

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VVVVVV / Hard limit on roomtext?
« on: February 4, 2017, 07:16:37 AM »
I'm running into a little problem with the level I'm making. I have this certain room that's full of roomtext (really full). But whenever I playtest inside the room, or walk into the room during playtesting, the game crashes.

Since there is a lot of roomtext in that room, it's lead me to believe that there may be some sort of hard limit on roomtext. Do you know of any, and if so, what is the limit?

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General Discussion / Distractionware is down???
« on: January 28, 2017, 03:40:30 PM »
It might be just me, but I think distractionware.com is down! I keep trying to access it, but all I get are database errors...

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Nonsense / The tOLP Nonsense Rewards
« on: December 25, 2016, 03:19:52 PM »
Use this topic to promote posts and threads (they can be your own or someone elses) in General Discussion, Nonsense, and Split Posts boards. The top three items for each category, along with the names of the users who posted in it, will get their names recorded here in the OP.

Categories:
  • Funniest Thread
  • Weirdest Thread
  • Most Viewed Thread
  • Thread With Most Posts
  • Funniest Post
  • Weirdest Post
  • Most Off-Topic Post
  • Worst Thread
  • Worst Post
  • Best Thread
  • Best Post
  • Best Overall Items

(Discussion of category additions/removals is encouraged.)

NOW... BEGIN!

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CYOA / The Elevator Game CYOA
« on: November 30, 2016, 09:34:13 PM »
This is a CYOA set in The Tower Universe, a fictional place created in this forum game. Now you will get the chance to explore each floor yourself.

Fill out the information below to get started. Please note that only * marked entries are required.

*Name: _________
*Gender: ________
Species: (Will assume human if left empty)
Age:
Hobbies: (List format)
Reason For Coming To The Tower:

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Nonsense / Which of my avatars are more annoying?
« on: November 23, 2016, 10:30:02 AM »
This is a short poll I wish for you all to participate in. I have recently changed my avatar, so from the options above, choose which one is cringier/more annoying. Thanks!

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Nonsense / Quick Question
« on: November 21, 2016, 02:33:38 AM »
This question might seem pointless, but we're in Nonsense, so it doesn't really matter.

I want to make a mod of vvvvvv or custom music that replaces all the music with me saying the word undertale to the tune of the song.

Did this ever get finished? Or has it been abandoned just like tOLP?

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General Discussion / A Suggestion For LuigiBot
« on: November 19, 2016, 12:20:55 AM »
Add a new command to be activated using "*cancer". When you do, one of the following messages below will be said:

Determination can't melt hopes and dreams
Jet fuel can't melt dank memes
Here come dat wah!!
O shit waluigi time!
No chara is HER nut THey you DUM IDIOt
GRAND DAD
FLEENSTONES?
How did flinstones make fire
Flint+Stones
Brb drinking bleach
Holy FUCK I'm salty
This discord server is a fucking salt mine
Sicc just leave me alone.
Sicc please

Good idea or bad?

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General Discussion / Anonymous Posting?
« on: November 7, 2016, 11:40:27 AM »
I would like to make a small request: Can we reopen Anonymous Posting? It's been 10 months. A lot has changed since then, and I think we all deserve a second chance.

 :shrug:

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Forum Games / Rap battle the user above you!
« on: November 6, 2016, 07:12:23 AM »
It's time for...Epic Rap Battles Of tOLP!

Rules:
1. There must be rhyming parts throughout.
2. Keep it clean. Excessive swearing makes your song less credible.
3. NO SMILEYS!

Example:
Show content
C'mon now, let's go and see
An epic rap battle of tOLP!
We'll be making lyrics off our brow
C'mon you, let's start right now!

You were born on a farm in Kentucky, LA.
Seriously? Who's ever heard of that place?
You left that place and attempted to be
A moderator of tOLP!

I don't think you remember me.
I was erased out of your memory.
You declared my house a vacancy.
There's something wrong with your personality.

There's even more, but...
Do you really want me to say.
I think not, baby,
Or we'd be here all day!

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