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Don't you mean, awfully exciting?
« Reply #40 on: 17 Nov 2017, 14:37 (4 years and 7 months ago) »
"Help, I'm trapped in a name factory!"

"...Oh, very funny. You know what, forget it. I don't need to know your name right now."

You both sit in silence for about a minute. Then, your crush speaks up.

"You know, it's awfully boring down here... maybe we should find something to do."

A: Talk some more
B: Wander in some direction
C: Lie down
D: Get out your Nintendo Switch
E: Custom...

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just do it
« Reply #41 on: 18 Nov 2017, 12:03 (4 years and 7 months ago) »
drop a bag of rocks on her

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« Reply #42 on: 27 Nov 2017, 15:24 (4 years and 7 months ago) »
no

A: Talk some more
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if not her why not the newfangled console device
« Reply #43 on: 27 Nov 2017, 19:56 (4 years and 7 months ago) »
drop a bag of rocks on the nintendo switch

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nice
« Reply #44 on: 28 Nov 2017, 13:03 (4 years and 7 months ago) »
You drop a bag of rocks on your Nintendo Switch. Luckily, it's indestructible. However, your crush starts to wonder what's wrong with you and where you got so many bags of rocks.
A: Talk some more
B: Wander in some direction
C: Lie down
D: Get out your Nintendo Switch
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Re: Very Exciting CYOA
« Reply #45 on: 1 Dec 2017, 05:13 (4 years and 6 months ago) »
E. Say "Some god spawned in TONS of bags of rocks", and "And i'm trying to get rid of them!!!"

EDIT: BTW, this is a 15-day dead topic.
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Re: Very Exciting CYOA
« Reply #46 on: 1 Dec 2017, 15:23 (4 years and 6 months ago) »
combine the nintendo switch with the nintendo wii u and all other trademarked consumerist bullshit

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WOAH NEW TEXT COLOR
« Reply #47 on: 27 Feb 2018, 18:27 (4 years and 4 months ago) »
"Some god spawned in TONS of bags of rocks," you say, "and I'm trying to get rid of them!!!"

"What kind of god would just spawn in rocks for no reason?"

Say something...

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Duh...
« Reply #48 on: 28 Feb 2018, 19:09 (4 years and 3 months ago) »
"A rock god." :flirt:

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oh now it really is exciting
« Reply #49 on: 5 Apr 2018, 15:09 (4 years and 2 months ago) »
"A rock god."

"Oh my god, you're hopeless."

"I'm surprised you're only now coming to that conclusion."

At that, your crush laughs a bit. You suddenly feel more confident.

"So, uhhhh... how do we get out of here?"

"There's literally nothing here, other than several bags of rocks... I guess we just wait for something exciting to happen."

"Oh. Shall we do anything to pass the time...?"

"...What are you implying here?"

EDIT: whoops almost forgot to provide options

Say something...
« Last Edit: 5 Apr 2018, 15:13 by Mr. Pixelator »

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I invite you to find out with me.
« Reply #50 on: 9 Apr 2018, 12:59 (4 years and 2 months ago) »
"I wonder what rocks taste like..."

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okay maybe providing options will help
« Reply #51 on: 13 Apr 2018, 18:31 (4 years and 2 months ago) »
"I wonder what rocks taste like..."

Your crush says nothing, but is clearly unamused.

"Listen, I don't know why I'm saying this! There must be some person who has control over my actions, and they're preventing me from doing what I want!"

"Oh, that definitely makes things less confusing. How about I ask you a simple question... do you like me?"

A: "Of course."
B: "Why wouldn't I?"
C: "Um... kinda..."
D: "I like rocks more than you."
E: Say something else...
F: Do something else...

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« Reply #52 on: 28 Apr 2018, 03:22 (4 years and 2 months ago) »
A, then D.

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hey look a bad guy
« Reply #53 on: 5 Aug 2018, 00:22 (3 years and 10 months ago) »
"Of course."

"Aw, that's really sweet. I... like you, too."

Your crush leans in to kiss you, but is interrupted by a shrill roar. You turn around and find yourself staring straight at a Void Kraken.

"I like rocks better than you."

The kraken doesn't reply.

A: Fight
B: Drop a bag of rocks on it
C: Throw your slippers at the beast
D: Run away

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Re: Very Exciting CYOA
« Reply #54 on: 5 Aug 2018, 06:32 (3 years and 10 months ago) »
b

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Re: Very Exciting CYOA
« Reply #55 on: 6 Aug 2018, 19:54 (3 years and 10 months ago) »
You drop a bag of rocks on the Void Kraken. [-20 HP]

Unfortunately, that initiates a battle since you attacked it.

You: 20/20 HP 0/50 PP

?: 15/15 HP 35/60 PP

Void Kraken: 55/75 HP

Attacks
Punch
Bag of Rocks (-10 PP)

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this is a good solution
« Reply #56 on: 7 Aug 2018, 06:57 (3 years and 10 months ago) »
i cant open the spoiler for some reason so ill just say to drop a bag of rocks on it

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Re: Very Exciting CYOA
« Reply #57 on: 13 Aug 2018, 09:58 (3 years and 10 months ago) »
kick it in the face

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that was a demo
« Reply #58 on: 16 Aug 2018, 19:46 (3 years and 10 months ago) »
? drops a bag of rocks on the Void Kraken. [-20 HP]

The kraken roars again, then breathes pure void essence. [-50 HP]

? got hurt and collapsed...

In a fit of rage, you kick it in the face. Hard. [-30 HP]

You: 20/20 HP 0/50 PP [Raging]

?: 0/15 HP N/A PP [KO'd]

Void Kraken: 5/75 HP

Attacks
Punch
Kick
Bag of Rocks (-10 PP)

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Re: Very Exciting CYOA
« Reply #59 on: 21 Aug 2018, 23:04 (3 years and 10 months ago) »
use rage in gen 1 where you constantly attacks it until it got knock'd