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« Reply #520 on: 15 Jan 2018, 17:53 (4 years and 5 months ago) »
use one of every item except the revive and lollipop once per turn, ex. first turn vitality potion is used, second turn vanilla extract is used, et cetera
this but unironically
this but actually do it
it seems that for me "turn" = "update"

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« Reply #521 on: 15 Jan 2018, 20:10 (4 years and 5 months ago) »
Defend

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i'm tired of having to fight poorly-designed jrpg battles
« Reply #522 on: 16 Jan 2018, 16:17 (4 years and 5 months ago) »
use one of every item except the revive and lollipop once per turn, ex. first turn vitality potion is used, second turn vanilla extract is used, et cetera
this but unironically
this but actually do it
and don't say this
it seems that for me "turn" = "update"
you know what we mean, do it all in one fucking update/post

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nice
« Reply #523 on: 27 Feb 2018, 18:04 (4 years and 4 months ago) »
You use one Red Pepper, temporarily boosti-
Suddenly, Info Teddy appears out of nowhere, interrupting the battle. He complains for several minutes about how hard the battle system is to use, instantly dealing 3737 8888 damage to all enemies. Then he leaves.

blah blah battle won level up more items nice


A: Enter the Weird Temple
B: Dig your way through to the back of the temple to avoid more stupid battles
C: Eat a baloney sandwich
D: Going back to the village

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Re: The CYOA of CYOA-ness
« Reply #524 on: 11 Mar 2018, 05:08 (4 years and 3 months ago) »
C.

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Re: The CYOA of CYOA-ness
« Reply #525 on: 12 Mar 2018, 19:26 (4 years and 3 months ago) »
a, b, c, d

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« Reply #526 on: 5 Aug 2018, 08:57 (3 years and 10 months ago) »
You dig all the way to the back of the Temple, then pick it up and carry it back to the village while simultaneously eating two baloney sandwiches.

When you get back, you place the temple just outside the village. Then you turn around, and freeze.

The Waterwraith from 200,000,000 years and 1 week into the future has been following you all this time, and finally caught up to you. Now there's nowhere for you to run.

A: Fight Un-fight, because the battle system sucks
B: Punch it
C: Defy the CYOA and run away
D: Say something nasty

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Re: The CYOA of CYOA-ness
« Reply #527 on: 5 Aug 2018, 11:11 (3 years and 10 months ago) »
c

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Re: The CYOA of CYOA-ness
« Reply #528 on: 7 Aug 2018, 15:33 (3 years and 10 months ago) »
You try to run away, but every object around you is turned into a Waterwraith. Including yourself. The weight ends up shattering your body into a thousand pieces.













...

Wait, wait... Something's happening...

You slowly regain consciousness. You are not in a robot body anymore, but rather a squishy red villi body. Scientists from all around you begin cheering at their creation. However, you have a random urge to do evil things.

A) Do nothing
B) Grab a nearby laser gun to free yourself
C) Try to break free on your own
D) Say something...

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Re: The CYOA of CYOA-ness
« Reply #529 on: 7 Aug 2018, 17:14 (3 years and 10 months ago) »
>villi
kill 37 people

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Re: The CYOA of CYOA-ness
« Reply #530 on: 13 Aug 2018, 09:52 (3 years and 10 months ago) »
D. WHERE AM I?? I THOUGHT I WAS IN SOME JUNGLE TEMPLE!!!
then B, and C to escape and KILL ALL THE SCIENTISTS!!!!
« Last Edit: 21 Aug 2018, 23:06 by SteveGamer68 »