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Ways to destroy your computer.
« on: 18 Feb 2017, 04:19 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Simple game. Make a way to destroy (break) your computer. It can be any funny or bad ways.
Also ratings:
Red means bad way. But can still be accepted.
Blue means Can be accepted.
Green means Nice way.
Purple means Funny way.
Orange means EPIC WAY!!
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1.(Insert way to destroy computer here)
Nice way!!!

To start off, i will make 5 ways to break your computer:
(Notes:The 5 first ways don't have ratings.)
1. Install a virus (malware) to your computer.
2. Delete system files or corrupt the system files.
3. Go to a SUPER LAGGY website that your computer cannot even do anything!!!
4. Install a game that's so laggy that your PC cannot handle.
5. Smash the computer with a sledgehammer.
« Last Edit: 18 Feb 2017, 04:22 by SteveGamer68 »

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That’s what he usually does.
« Reply #1 on: 18 Feb 2017, 08:10 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Get Tainy so mad that he takes control of all your accounts and rages and completely destroys them all.

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Re: Ways to destroy your computer.
« Reply #2 on: 18 Feb 2017, 09:18 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Play Lose/Lose

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Usually what she does.
« Reply #3 on: 18 Feb 2017, 09:29 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Be Hillary Clinton and host an email server containing a lot of classified documents that shouldn’t be on there.

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Re: Ways to destroy your computer.
« Reply #4 on: 18 Feb 2017, 11:07 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Move system 32 to the recycle bin and move the recycle bin to the recycle bin.

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Fucko.
« Reply #5 on: 18 Feb 2017, 11:33 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Get fucko’d by the FBI.

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Hard drives taste good.
« Reply #6 on: 18 Feb 2017, 12:07 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Turn into Pac-Man and eat the hard drive. Then drop-kick everything else out the window and sit on it.

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Re: Ways to destroy your computer.
« Reply #7 on: 18 Feb 2017, 13:44 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Overcharge your battery to make it explode, battering your hard drive.

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Way to give me an idea.
« Reply #8 on: 18 Feb 2017, 13:55 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Hit your hard drive with a battering ram.

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Which happens all the time.
« Reply #9 on: 18 Feb 2017, 13:57 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Throw your computer out the window.

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Re: Ways to destroy your computer.
« Reply #10 on: 18 Feb 2017, 14:04 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Drop your computer into a bottle of aluminum.

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This is what people should do.
« Reply #11 on: 18 Feb 2017, 14:19 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Smash it with a sledgehammer.

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Re: Ways to destroy your computer.
« Reply #12 on: 18 Feb 2017, 15:28 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Hydrofluoric acid works wonders, too.

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That way, that devil is going to get out.
« Reply #13 on: 18 Feb 2017, 18:02 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Kick it and continue to stomp on it.

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Re: Ways to destroy your computer.
« Reply #14 on: 18 Feb 2017, 20:52 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Smash it with a sledgehammer.
The "Smash it" already got used
Anyways , there's a lot of CRAZY ways here
And Also, the way:
Use Kamehameha to FINISH IT!

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Re: Ways to destroy your computer.
« Reply #15 on: 19 Feb 2017, 05:43 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Divide by zero

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Re: Ways to destroy your computer.
« Reply #16 on: 19 Feb 2017, 05:49 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
>> Divide by 0

Use a car to smash the computer

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Re: Ways to destroy your computer.
« Reply #17 on: 19 Feb 2017, 06:00 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Throw the computer in a black hole.

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Long post is long, again.
« Reply #18 on: 19 Feb 2017, 06:27 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Punch an exact spot on the computer, frying essential circuits and causing the computer to rocket out of your house and into orbit. It smashes into a satellite, crashes back down to Earth, and lands in the ocean, where a shark eats it, only for the shark to be abducted by aliens, after which their UFO flies into a black hole.

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It's a bit overkill , but...
« Reply #19 on: 19 Feb 2017, 06:36 (6 years and 1 month ago) »
Computer will be incinerated.
Computer remains will be double-incinerated.
Incinerator used on computer will be incinerated.
Computer remains will be soaked in bleach for five hours.
The bleach-remnaint solution will be subjected to 50 krads of gamma radiation.
The irradiated bleach-remnaint solution will be locked in a hermetically-sealed capsule.
The hermetically-sealed capsule will be encased in a block of solid concrete.
The concrete block will be painted with the Latin version of the Lord's Prayer in lamb's blood and stored.
Stored concrete blocks will be placed on a tolp spacecraft twice monthly and launched into the center of the Sun.
The Sun will be angrily flipped off four times monthly by all members of tolp.