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Nonsense / Format's Very Own Goddamn Advice Givingsout Land Place
« on: June 2, 2018, 11:00:50 AM »
Need some advice? Ask me anything and I might possibly get back to you on it.

 :twisted:

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Nonsense / on tolp i'm bored
« on: May 29, 2016, 05:46:38 PM »
obvious joke

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General Discussion / Discord chat.
« on: April 26, 2016, 05:55:42 PM »

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Nonsense / ascii test
« on: April 8, 2016, 05:10:33 PM »
                                                                                             
                                                                                             
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Nonsense / emoyis
« on: March 29, 2016, 05:04:45 PM »
🎅🏿 IT'S FUCKING BLACK SANTA

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Nonsense / NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
« on: March 28, 2016, 12:59:43 AM »

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Nonsense / legiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
« on: March 13, 2016, 09:06:27 AM »
http://orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/?gen=VZdeHLLZ

post your generated names and suggest new words

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VVVVVV / custom levels in 3DS version
« on: January 31, 2016, 09:24:17 AM »






THIS IS NOT A JOKE. I repeat, THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

instructions
Things you need:
1. (New) Nintendo 3DS with VVVVVV on it
2. SD card and a Windows computer that can read it

Step 1:
The first thing you want to do is to install homebrew on your 3DS. Depending on your 3DS version, you may need to take a different approach. Go to this link and follow the instructions (don't miss the "Preparing your SD card" section):
https://smealum.github.io/3ds/

Step 2:
Once you've gotten into the Homebrew Launcher, make sure HANS is in the homebrew list (it comes with the homebrew starter pack available at the link above). Optionally, you may install menuhax so you don't have to run browserhax everytime you want to do homebrew.

Step 3 [once a pre-built RomFS is made, this will be optional]:
If you want to choose which VVVVVV levels you want to play on your 3DS, you'll have to dump your Romfs. Download this pack here:
http://pastebin.com/A1s8cmsD
Extract it somewhere. Now, copy the BrainDump/ folder to the 3ds/ folder on your SD card.
Put your SD card back in your 3DS and boot into homebrew. Open up braindump, selecting VVVVVV as the title you want. It'll take a few minutes to dump, and you'll be left with a .cxi file.
Put the SD card back in your computer. Now open the PackHack folder that came from the archive. Open up HackingToolkit.exe, and when it comes up type in "CXI" (no quotes) and press ENTER.
Type the name of the CXI file minus the extension, and it'll extract the files you want to a folder called romfs/. If it asks you if you want to decompress the code.bin file, type "n". Now you have your RomFS files.
Go into the romfs/ folder, and copy the .vvvvvv levels you want to the data/levels/ folder. If you're feeling adventurous, try adding your own custom music (ogg format), sounds (wav format) and/or graphics (tex format) as well.
Once that's done, open up HackingToolkit.exe again and type "RFSB". A window will come up. Press Open and it'll prompt you for a folder. Select the romfs/ folder, and hit Go. Once it's done, save your romfs file as:
[first 3 digits of CXI filename][last 5 digits of CXI filename].romfs
and place it in a directory called hans/ in the root of your SD card. Example:
sd:/hans/0007fd00.romfs

Step 4:
Once you have your romfs file, place your SD in your 3DS and open up HANS in the homebrew launcher, selecting VVVVVV as your title. Make sure "Region" is "---". Scroll down to "Romfs -> SD" and select YES. Confirm the Romfs path is correct. (If not, it'll say error; in this case, make a note of the path it wants, turn off your 3DS and reinsert the SD to your PC and place the .romfs file where it said.) Change "Save configuration" to YES, then select OK and press the A button.

That's all! Now you can play custom VVVVVV levels on your 3DS. Boot VVVVVV with HANS every time you want to use custom levels.

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Nonsense / now available at your nearest bookstore
« on: January 25, 2016, 03:42:34 PM »


🍜🐈

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Nonsense / whoopee an edmodo group for tolp
« on: December 9, 2015, 09:29:38 AM »
because kreator wanted one

the public url: https://edmodo.com/public/the-semi-official-tolp-edmodo-group/group_id/18753065
the group code: e9nuyc
and the join url: https://edmo.do/j/ivpj7k

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General Discussion / Semi-Official tOLP Census (Dec. 2015)
« on: December 5, 2015, 04:07:51 PM »
Census Results:

There were ten responses.

All census respondents were male.

One member is 10, one is 13, three are 14, one is 15, three are 16, and one is 19.

Six out of ten respondents are American, three are Canadian, and one is Dutch.

Six identified with no religion, one identified specifically as agnostic, one didn't give a real answer, and two are Christian.

Languages respondents identified as speaking to some degree are Chinese, Dutch, Esperanto, French, German and Spanish.

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Forum Games / Even more translate failz
« on: August 7, 2015, 10:10:21 PM »
Because Samario pointlessly locked the last topic.

What you do: post blatantly bad translations. You can yield some from the Bad Translator, or just mess around on Google Translate and get things like this or this.

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Nonsense / CURES GREEGO
« on: July 22, 2015, 07:51:31 PM »
ENOJY

partly because intentionally bad levels thread was locked

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Nonsense / thousandth topic
« on: June 30, 2015, 10:50:31 PM »
now i have something to claim

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General Discussion / CALLING ALL BILINGUAL USERS BWEEEE BWEEEE BWEEEE
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:39:54 PM »
hi everyone
i just want to know how many bilingual users there are on tOLP.
state your language here and I'll put you on the list

KNOWN BILINGUAL USERS:
Dav999Dutch
That Souleye CrewmatePolish
onepamop_wlRussian

i know there's more than this but I need confirmation

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Nonsense / IT'S DANS TYM
« on: June 26, 2015, 12:27:09 AM »

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Nonsense / rant
« on: February 27, 2015, 02:26:15 PM »
ahem

All over General Discussion you've got tons and tons of useless threads spanning to page two, because no one seems to notice there's a General Off-Topic thread for small things like these. Getting banned on xat does not warrant a whole thread--move it to GOT for God's sake!

Not to mention the behavior of some people on the forum. No offense, but some here have been really overdoing the damn Hitler/Jew/N***er/etc. jokes. At least Toaster tries to be funny about it, and he doesn't call the site admin a racial slur for losing a game (joking or not, it put me off for real). Sure, infoteddy may be gone, but some other people's actions are sometimes even more annoying.

And what about all the 'I'm leaving forever!' people? I admit, I've done it once or twice. And everyone remembers Toaster's temporary leave back in August '13. But some people now do it a lot more. Give it up, no one's really completely left tOLP, not once since its beginnings (to the best of my memory). It's just unnecessary drama. And can we stop with all the alts and renames? It's confusing as hell.

k im done go back to your bad jokes and gd spam no

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General Discussion / VERY BEAUTIFUL CHAT MOCKS
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:42:58 PM »








coming soon to a dav's macbook near you

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Nonsense / hondi
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:11:49 PM »

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Forum Games / Screenception
« on: January 17, 2015, 10:21:59 AM »
The idea: You take the above poster's image, then PrtScr it (taskbar and all) and post it (in a spoiler or [url] tags, please), and the cycle repeats.
Start from here: http://puu.sh/eEfZ9/a5704566dc.png (image by me and then Dav)

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