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General Discussion / Posterpoo
« on: 14 Feb 2015, 16:34 »
Admire the works of a god.


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Nonsense / LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE
« on: 8 Feb 2015, 11:51 »
HERE IN
CUCKBURG
BLACK MEN, MEMES
AND GAY BLIND DATES
YEAH IT'S A
CUCKLER
MIGHT HAVE A HISSY
OR GET ALL PISSY

CUCKTALES! (WOOHOO)

EVERY DAY SHE'S OUT THERE MAKING

CUCKTALES! (WOOHOO)

TALES OF WHORING, CONDOM WEARING

CUCKTALES!

RESIST THE DANGER
WATCH BEHIND YOU
THERE'S A STRANGER
IN YOUR WAIFU

WHAT TO DO?
JUST GRAB ONTO SOME

CUCKTALES! (WOOHOO!)

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VVVVVV / REAL favorite crewmember?
« on: 26 Dec 2014, 14:29 »
I don't know how to make multiple polls in one thread, if that's even possible. Anyways...

Make up your mind, people.

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VVVVVV / Favorite Crewmember?
« on: 23 Dec 2014, 16:13 »
Let's do this.

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or if i'm late as hell, where can it be tested

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VVVVVV / did a patch come out for VVVVVV yet
« on: 4 Mar 2014, 18:05 »
I'm pretty discouraged from level making, unless that
terminal glitch
Whenever I try to make the text on a terminal colored (such as trying to have Verdigris speaking over it, aka giving it green text), whenever I test out the terminal, it randomly closes. :C
is finally gone.

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Just have a few questions (along with comments) to clarify the rules for the future. And no, I'm not trying to bend the rules.

Rule 2 (regarding NSFW junk)

2a. Do you mean that NSFW images just can't be on the site (but a link to them may be posted with proper tagging), or no NSFW images at all (linked or not)?

2c. I really don't feel like this needs to be in there, because it's already breaking a national rule(s) to do something illegal, anyways.

Rule 3 (regarding trolling)

3b. How do you know if someone's misspelling on purpose? And would it mean you'd have to use a different version of a word/sentence (e.g. color instead of colour) if it ticked someone off, even though it's perfectly acceptable in English language?

7. (regarding alternate accounts)

7a. Could you keep a spare alt in case you forget your pass (as long as you don't actually use it)?

Aside from these rule-sections, I'm fine with everything else. Please reply soon, Dav!

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General Discussion / The Hey-Look-What-I-Found Thread
« on: 19 Nov 2013, 19:11 »
Mainly a thread to just share anything you found on the internet/real life, as long as it's interesting (to you, at least). Cool stuff that everyone likes will be in a spoiler list.

Anyways, to start things off in this thread, I found that Microsoft got really butthurt about a guy who accidentally got an Xbox One early, really liked it, and shared it, so they banned his console and deleted all his videos. .-.

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CYOA / The Magical Adventures of Twilight Spoikle
« on: 15 Nov 2013, 19:24 »
(wow this won't die quickly)

You are Twilight Sparkle, a magic-based scholar wizard apprentice pony (i guess idk mang), who is a blatantly obvious lesbian and also has a little-known case of Anti-Social Personality Disorder (you enjoy hurting people).

You're in your library, wat do? (you can do anything you want as long it is possible at the current moment)

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Thanks to the one Lumoise City save glitch, I have to start completely over in the game ;-;

But like in the title, I'll name pokemon after forumers here (toasterapocalypse is already a fennekin)

If you want to be named after (or don't), post here. kk

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CYOA / THE RANDUUUMB AVENTRS OF TOSTRAPOCALYPSE'S CAT
« on: 9 Sep 2013, 18:02 »
THE AMAZING SEQUEL TO "DE ADVENTORS TO FITE LA LENNEI FAEC"

CRITICS HAVE CALLED LENNEI:

"Stupid, but then again, so is everyone in America. That's why they voted for me!" - Barack Obama

"col" - lightslayer1, da amazin ot adventures

"BLATANTLY RACIST" - Doormat's cousin's sister's pet fish's torturer's servant's wife

YOU ARE TOSTER'S CAT

YOU'RE A BLECK SHOTHER

AND STUF

AND AFTER SPENDING 5 HOURS PREVENTING TOSTER FROM USING THE COMPUTER, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD GO DO SOMETHING

A| TRY TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT ON THE TOLP FORUMS
B| EAT A BANANA
C| FIND TOSTER AND PUNCH HIS FOOT
D| FIND A WEPON
E| FIND YOUR FELLOW CATS
F| GO ON YOUTUBE
G| GO ON FACEBOOK

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Forum Games / 10 word story
« on: 25 Aug 2013, 08:33 »
FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU 1 WORD AND 5 WORD (+ STORY, COMES 10 WORD STORY! NAMES COUNT AS 1 WORD BTW.)

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

One day, a giant taco was strolling along with its

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(yeah, i'm pretty much spamming attempts to get a CYOA going)

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You're Verdigris, a tall green villi with the gift of building and repairing complex machinery. It's in your blood, really. You've been recently forced to do mercenary work as you've been in serious debt with the Villi United Dimensions, and this is your first battle.

[HP 125/125]

As far as you know, your colleagues are pretty colorful characters, including a blue villi named Victoria who seems shy and all, but the other fighters say she's a ruthless killer, leaving no trace of her murders.

Anyways, the enemy team is preparing to fight you, while you try to capture a series of strategic points named The Dustbowl.

[TEAM]

 :victoria: Victoria - Spy
 :viridian: Viridian - Soldier
 :vitellary: Vitellary - Medic
 :cvoon_angry_right: Orange Villi? - Pyro
 :vermilion: Vermillion- Scout

[EQUIPMENT]

Any changes in equipment?

Primary

Current: Standard shotgun
Possible: Frontier Justice (Get free critical hits when your sentry is destroyed, 1 crit per sentry kill. -5 in-general damage.), Widowmaker (+7 damage, but metal is used as ammo, so it'll be tough making buildings.)

Secondary: Pistol
Possible: Electric Toll (Possible chance at electrocuting enemy, have to reload (1 turn) after use)

Meelee/Wrench: Standard Wrench
Possible: The Jag (faster build speed, but -5 meelee damage)

A| Change equipment (choose what type  (primary, meelee, etc.) and what weapon you want to replace with, can do with any type at the same time before round begins)
B| FITE

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Title says it all.

Discuss anything related to the guild or Spiral Knights.

(also instead of merging it with my other SK thread, just delete the other one please)

What is Spiral Knights?
Spiral Knights is an online Action/RPG game based on a mechanical planet known as Cradle, where special knights explore and collect from in order to get the materials to reach their home planet. By Sega and Three Ring Games.

Main Game Page: http://www.spiralknights.com/
Download: http://www.spiralknights.com/play.xhtml
WARNING: THIS GAME IS RUN ON A JAVA PLATFORM AND THE GAME MAY FREEZE OR CRASH WITHOUT AN ADEQUATE COMPUTER. IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE A FANCY GAMING COMPUTER, BUT JAVA-BASED GAMES DO EAT UP A LOT OF MEMORY. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.



Guild Info
Members
Ranks Color-Coded

Officer/Guild Master Member

Derpfish (Destroyerofall)
Samario
Doormat (Doormat-Vv)
ToasterApocalypse (Cryzm)

Rules
For Officers
In design mode, you can move a bit of the furniture, but don't do anything major (room expansions, theme changes, door installments, etc.). If we wind up failing to pay the upkeep/taxes, whoever was responsible for draining the money WILL be demoted to member (but not kicked).

DO NOT move the energy well into the public area from the officers' area.

Make sure there's some stuff in the treasury. If we're running out without a huge drain, try to have some folks pitch in.

No randombanning.
In General
Don't whine for officer. You'll get it if either...

-You're a well-liked and relatively old (account-wise) TOLP/Distractionware member
-You've contributed a lot to the guild (donations, member recruiting, etc.)

Don't be a jerk/asshole/douche/etc.
 addendum: trolling is just a synonym for being a jackass, it is not a form of pranking, so if you say you were trolling, you WILL be demoted/kicked

Don't invite any non-distractionware players, no matter how much money/women they offer you.


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Several scrubs in this forum have hinted they play(ed) Spiral Knights, so I've decided to make a guild.

please state your account so i can invite y'all on spiral knights

the guild will prolly just be "Distraction Knights" or something

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CYOA / Ze Adventure
« on: 8 Aug 2013, 18:13 »
Do you want to be someone?

A| Yes
B| no

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CYOA / DE ADVENTORS TO FITE LA LENEI FAEC
« on: 11 Jul 2013, 14:59 »
Practicing my fight parts in my legit CYOA.

FIIITIEEEE

Le Lenny Face
[2,000 HP]


Dootmat
[999 HP]


Captian Crunch
[1,200 HP]


Dav999
[666 HP]

You
[1,000 HP]

ToasterApocalypse
[1,100 HP]

Verdigris
[696 HP]

Metal Leafy
[1,500 HP]

Booker Dewitt (google it, scrub)
[1,300 HP]
[300 Shield]

SPECTATORS (they can send in some halp to whoever they favor, like items and shit)
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All of the Mane 6 but Fluttershy (cause she sucks)
Derpfish (along with the FiM, Rapture, and SMB prototypes (AKA versions of derpfish i don't care lololololol)
Doormat
TF2 Heavy (DA)

A| THROW SOME TICTACS
B| Attack
C| SUPER SWAG DEFENSE
D| Make out with the nearest female
E| Rob a bank



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CYOA / Spinoff of ToasterApocalypse's Villi Adventure
« on: 6 Jul 2013, 09:45 »
You are AAAAAApplejack. Last thing you remember before you blacked out (or whited out) is that you decided to split up with that one Villi and Tissues. Then the path started dissapearing, you tried to run, but you fell in.

Right now, you're in empty space, near a spherical planet, that's mostly blue, but it has some blots of green. Clouds swirl around it. A large sun appears over the horizon.

A| Enter said planet
B| Look around

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Theory: There are a completely infinite amount of universes, all with different consequences, and it might actually be possible to travel to these.

Basically, if there's an infinite amount of universes, there's obviously one where we're all villis, and how we'd imagine to be (and that Derpfish Inc. is legit, huehuehue).

And if we manage to travel to other ones, we can be best friends for eternity acquaintances with  :viridian: or something.

Or, if you're too lazy, it might be possible to make your own universe.

1. Make Universe where villis and humans are both the sentient species and always live in harmony
2. Swap your self with other universes's self
3. ???
4. PROFIT

But then again, the theory might be wrong, and there could only be this universe or a limit of universes.

Still, the infinite universes thing is pretty good, because at least one of you/us/WHATEVERs are having a really good life.

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Forum Games / Imagine your Avatar
« on: 23 Jun 2013, 16:25 »
Basically a thing where people post something like "Imagine you avatar eating pancakes". Inspired by imagineyouricon.tumblr.com

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