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No no sarcasm.
« Reply #20 on: 17 Aug 2017, 17:04 (4 years and 2 months ago) »
That’s a really original joke you got there!

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holy oh no
« Reply #21 on: 17 Aug 2017, 17:56 (4 years and 2 months ago) »
No, just post it again. No one will notice. See, even I’m doing it right now.
buy a sandwich
haha yes quoting someone's post with zero additional value is the same thing as repeating something that you said yourself already verbatim
totally hilarious and not all stupid

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I’ll take your word for it, Shiny.
« Reply #22 on: 17 Aug 2017, 19:18 (4 years and 2 months ago) »
No, just post it again. No one will notice. See, even I’m doing it right now.
buy a sandwich
haha yes quoting someone's post with zero additional value is the same thing as repeating something that you said yourself already verbatim
totally hilarious and not all stupid

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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #23 on: 19 Aug 2017, 07:01 (4 years and 2 months ago) »
I'd buy 1 slice of ham.

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Yep.
« Reply #24 on: 19 Aug 2017, 08:49 (4 years and 2 months ago) »
I'd buy 1 slice of ham.
And then I’d buy a meat grinder to undo that.

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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #25 on: 19 Aug 2017, 11:02 (4 years and 2 months ago) »
i'd buy a meat grinder grinder and another slice of ham.

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This is getting meta.
« Reply #26 on: 21 Aug 2017, 08:03 (4 years and 2 months ago) »
What does a meat grinder grinder look like?

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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #27 on: 22 Aug 2017, 02:31 (4 years and 2 months ago) »
it grinds meat grinders.

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I’ll grind your gears.
« Reply #28 on: 22 Aug 2017, 06:58 (4 years and 2 months ago) »
it grinds meat grinders.
I didn’t ask what it does, I asked what it looks like. How do you even make a meat-grinder grinder anyway?

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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #29 on: 22 Mar 2018, 21:43 (3 years and 7 months ago) »
I'll buy a car, house, food, dog, fish and lottery ticket again. ;)

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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #30 on: 12 Jul 2018, 08:06 (3 years and 3 months ago) »
10000 V-Bucks I would buy a new computer.

(4 core processor, awesome graphics card, Apple Mac, giant screen, 4 GB RAM, all the good stuff.)

I'd also take mental health lessons.

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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #31 on: 12 Jul 2018, 18:11 (3 years and 3 months ago) »
I'll buy a car, house, food, dog, fish and lottery ticket again. ;)
Wise.

I'd also take mental health lessons.
That's also wise.

I, myself, would keep the money for several years until it gains interest.
In the meantime, I would buy another lottery ticket (preferably a cheap one, because who wins the lottery twice? still, i'd try.)

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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #32 on: 14 Jul 2018, 19:13 (3 years and 3 months ago) »
love




















and mario odyssey

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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #33 on: 18 Jul 2018, 19:58 (3 years and 3 months ago) »
so much fucking alcohol

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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #34 on: 20 Jul 2018, 10:55 (3 years and 3 months ago) »
so much fucking alcohol
literally irish man but not in daoa

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Re: If you what the lottery, won would you buy first?
« Reply #35 on: 10 Dec 2018, 15:01 (2 years and 10 months ago) »
i would buy the rights to the minions franchise and then destroy it

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Re: If you won the lottery, what would you buy first?
« Reply #36 on: 10 Dec 2018, 23:58 (2 years and 10 months ago) »
i would buy the rights to the minions franchise and then destroy it
Relatable.
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