Once upon a time, Jesus was walking by a pool somewhere, and he saw a guy whose hands had fallen off. He said to Jesus, "Sir, my hands have fallen off and I can no longer post on random forums on the internet." Jesus reattached the man's hands and said, "Get up. Pick up your computer and post." So he did, and walked away from Jesus. When the tMO Pharisees saw the man, they said, "Today is the Sabbath day. It is against the tMO rules to have an even number of posts on the Sabbath day." The man said, "Some guy told me to pick up my computer and post on tMO." The tMO Pharisees asked the man, "Who is the man who told you to do so?" But the guy didn't know who he was and he was banned for having an even number of posts on the Sabbath Day. Lik dis if u cri evertim.